₦airaland Forum

The 16-year-old joined Edo Queens in preparation for the new season.

So, this grandma is 16 years

Tonymegabush1:
Things you hear from African.

Bruce willis in the movie "tears of the sun" god has left Africa. He might not be far from it.

I cried when I heard Bruce said that.

The Revd Sister told Bruce, "May God be with you" and he said "God has left Africa".

Tinubu don go bribe them.

NLC and MURIC are two most useless organisations in the world!

Are they not teaching Igbos and Peter Obi a political lesson again


This is just the beginning. Una go protest tire.


Sane Nigerians 1

Lesson teachers 0

Aside her smelly coochie, what else can she offer Tall, Dark men?

IconicR:
Jealousy, go and play football and have plenty money

Ok ENP.

If na Chelsea academy, E sure me me say he'll be upgraded to the main team in the space of 6 years.

Liverpool academy does not give young players opportunity to shine. They don't even produce star players.

Chelsea, Arsenal and Ngozi United academies remain the best in nurturing young players.

We are no match for England. I watched their 3 matches and I also watched Super falcons three matches.

Randy Waldrum should drop Oshoala. She's contributing nothing to the team as a starter.

NgeneUkwenu:
Nigeria Best President...Safe Journey Sir!

In a sane country, you should be arrested, prosecuted and jailed for this nonsense statement.

doggedfighter:
Death hurts

Not all deaths hurt...some deaths are blessing to humanity.

That baby whale called Eniola is a big disgrace. She's not worth the attention.

Because a Nigerian girlfriend would rather die than give you her money.

The valiant troops however overpowered the irredentist group in the firefight, compelling them to abandon their position as they fled with gunshot wounds into nearby bushes.

If they never add this LIE, their report never complete.




Btw, so these small girls and old man are the armed ESN fighters?

Abeg, what's good about hardship?

DenreleDave:
Honestly... It happens to me only on Sunday when I go to church...

On normal days, I eat so I think that's why I don't feel it

Your stomach is antichrist.

Wike remains the most sought politician in Nigeria presently. Everybody dey rush him.


As a Governor, he invited leaders of all the major political parties in Nigeria to commission projects in Rivers state.

Peter Obi came
Tinubu came
Kwankwanso came



He's the true UNIFIER but PDP sold the ticket to the highest bidder...the beginning of their downfall.

sometimes I don't even eat from morning until afternoon or so and I don't have any migraine or so but you see that Sundays, I just have to eat and sleep after church to avoid the hurtful migraine

So, how your stomach dey take know the days of the week

Carpenters, Tailors and Mechanics will find it difficult to make Heaven.

These group of people will frustrate you till you regret giving them the job.

Kingosytex:
What are you dedicating now?

He should dedicate his brain to a medical research institute.

Goodlady:
Stfu!
There's nothing like evening newspapers.
The older the wine, the sweeter it is.
Just last Saturday, a 46yrs old woman got married to a 40yrs old man in Lugbe area, Abuja. Everyone ll get fulfillment at one time. Cos I reject your short, black and broke destiny no mean say I go tey before I marry or reach Age 90 like Sarah before I born.
All you boys here dissing women with your childish threads, na una Mama's bweast una dey drag like madman own. You all should get a life.

Rants of a broke and wretched Nairaland ENP!

It's not haram to loot in hijab but it's haram to dance on praying mat.

endsarrrs:
Why?

Let them breatheeeeeee

There shouldn't be oxygen for terrorists.

Elon Chukwuebuka Musk upholds freedom of speech. Everyone has a right to it.

Is it not yet time Tinubu proscribe this caliphate wannabe?

renderme:
They are not friends and not 'guys'.

Why Una no diss mercy when she said the same thing?

Mercy is a useless Olosho that got only her ass as her greatest asset, why should any sane person diss her?

Wodu89:
See as Shettimma dey cut am eyes his eyes is saying " Bad guy "

I don't want to believe that person on blue suit is Wike.

24SEVEN:
Mannabbqgrillz.

Na pigeon that one dey grill.

No matter anything, never discuss your guy's defect with a woman. Neo is a móron.

Grill him Em be fish?

Tinubu got no good plans for Nigerians...the earlier we understand this, the better for our sanity.

Ajibade is 100% better than Oshoala but we're not ready for this discussion.


Oshoala is better as a super sub. Even in Barca, she's not a starter. A team with Oshoala as the leading striker will find it difficult to go far in any competition.

Your bro fit dey one HK for Ghana.