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Christianity EtcRe: How My Neighbor, An Alfa, Converted To Christianity And Changed His Name by Zonefree(m): 8:21am On Jun 18, 2023
Honchoslim16:
It's nothing serious!

People convert on a daily basis from religions!
OP never said it's serious. You're the one making it serious with your comment.
RomanceRe: Marriage Is Not For Everyone Please by Zonefree(m): 11:01pm On Jun 17, 2023
Divoc19:
Na me dey always serve. I've never been served before. You no go learn now... May you not experienced a bad marriage
The first sign of a bad marriage is marriage with a Nigerian girl.
RomanceRe: Marriage Is Not For Everyone Please by Zonefree(m): 10:58pm On Jun 17, 2023
Chop your breakfast in peace, abeg
Foreign AffairsRe: Biden Causes Stir After Ending Speech With ‘god Save The Queen’ by Zonefree(m): 9:24pm On Jun 17, 2023
Biden is mentally unbalanced just like Tinubu but we're not ready for this discussion.
FamilyRe: Sex With A Pregnant Woman by Zonefree(m):
Fire down, it's just one month.


Please note, when madam starts craving for weird foods by the middle of the night, don't take the risk of stepping out late at night searching for them. Many have kicked bucket through that route and madam still delivered the baby in their absence.
RomanceRe: What Does “you Were Moving Like A Friend Not A Man With Intentions” Mean? by Zonefree(m): 9:09pm On Jun 17, 2023
fyzaila:
From my understanding, it means the vibe you were giving her was like that of a friend not really someone who has meaningful intentions towards her like dating, relationship. And it seems she likes you but waiting for you to hit it real first.
Unfortunately, you're wrong. She does not like the guy. This is a situation of a SIMPle guy trying so hard to escape his friendzoned cubicle while the wicked Jezebel is doing everything possible to make sure he doesn't go above his boundary.

The guy after wasting his time, energy, and resources now wants more than being a friend with her but the girl got him placed as a 'brother' already.

One of the demerits of being nice with a Nigerian girl.
PropertiesRe: How To Evict A Nasty Tenant. by Zonefree(m): 9:03pm On Jun 17, 2023
dominique:
What qualifies her as a nasty tenant? For all we know you're the nasty landlord.
Cos the tenant is a "She", right?
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Is An up-and-coming Black Artist: Grammy Awards Deletes Post by Zonefree(m): 8:53pm On Jun 17, 2023
Na OBO fan dey incharge of that account.
FamilyRe: Guys What Made You Think The Person You Are Dating Or Married To Can't Leave You by Zonefree(m): 6:57pm On Jun 17, 2023
When you hear a Nigerian girl say "I can't live without you", do yourself a favour by getting out of that useless relationship.

That statement is used when they're about destroying your heart.
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Jokes, Laughs And Hugs African Leaders As They Arrive In Russia (Video) by Zonefree(m): 6:50pm On Jun 17, 2023
Putin is the best thing now after sliced bread.
RomanceRe: If A Lady Does This To You, What Do You Think She Mean.. by Zonefree(m): 3:44pm On Jun 17, 2023
Ebi2233:
Thanks but i think She is not a street
Of course, she's not street. She's community.
RomanceRe: If A Lady Does This To You, What Do You Think She Mean.. by Zonefree(m): 3:35pm On Jun 17, 2023
What do you think about this kind of lady... How do you think she see me..

I think she sees you as a Gentleman.


You've failed as a man if you're a gentleman to a Nigerian girl.
FoodRe: Chicken Republic 1500 Special At Eko Atlantic City. Pictures by Zonefree(m): 3:29pm On Jun 17, 2023
Na em you go Hilda restaurant the other day go waste money cos you wan see nyash.
SportsRe: My Bet Disappeared by Zonefree(m): 3:28pm On Jun 17, 2023
You bet with their bonus?
RomanceRe: Bash Me If You Like.. But Iam Going To Say The Truth. by Zonefree(m): 3:07pm On Jun 17, 2023
Gppgn:
Any lady here on nairaland with her picture on her profile is either into Hook up or looking for a man...
Do we even have ladies here or are you referring to these sad and lonely evening newspapers here as ladieshuh
PoliticsRe: Can You Allow Kidnappers Keep Your Child Because They Are Feeding Him Well? by Zonefree(m): 3:04pm On Jun 17, 2023
CrimeRe: just by Zonefree(m): 3:04pm On Jun 17, 2023
TheNigeriaTimes:
I told him I don’t like those kind of things. He said it’s not money doubling.

So I believed him because we have worked together before in a location.
You're funny and naïve aswear grin

Bayo don use your money do Dorime.
CrimeRe: just by Zonefree(m): 2:44pm On Jun 17, 2023
So, you go dey involve yourself with pay 180K and get 800K in 15 days undecided
RomanceRe: Watch How Happie Boys Turn Up For Class In Cyprus (pics/video) by Zonefree(m): 12:55pm On Jun 17, 2023
ManWater:
They simply lacked wisdom.

Even seeing your own child you struggled to send abroad for education, living large like that will sink your heart.
No be lie.

Chicken Republic saw the waywardness and rascality of those boys.
Forum GamesRe: Sierra Leone Polls: Whokup Urge Voters To Monitor Elections Real Time by Zonefree(m): 12:46pm On Jun 17, 2023
_(Whokup , as in, let's all 'hookup' for social accountability)_

The word "hookup" in Sierra Leone is for something positive.

Nigerian girls have bastardised the word "hookup" in Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Eight Killed In Plateau Fresh Attack by Zonefree(m): 12:12pm On Jun 17, 2023
slimfit1:
Tinubu do something about this
Buhari, a war General couldn't do anything and you expect Tinubu, a business man to do something undecided
EducationRe: FUGUS students Protest Kidnapping Of Their Colleagues, Block Highway by Zonefree(m): 12:02pm On Jun 17, 2023
"DO WE STILL HAVE A GOVERNMENT"

After voting for the wrong person you're asking if you still have a government undecided

If you're in Nigeria, protect yourself...no one is coming to save you.
Foreign AffairsRe: ADF Rebels Attack Private School In Uganda. 42 Dead, Many Injured (graphic) by Zonefree(m): 11:31am On Jun 17, 2023
Wagwanbrethren:
It would have been much more better if God prevented the deaths in the first place! 🤷‍♂️
Would have been much more best if there's a little sense in that your thick oblong head.
RomanceRe: Young Nigerian Boy Makes A Walking Robot (pics/video) by Zonefree(m): 11:28am On Jun 17, 2023
Ihateheadslamer:
This type of robot that looks like JuJu
Aswear
The robot just dey behave like ogbanje
RomanceRe: Young Nigerian Boy Makes A Walking Robot (pics/video) by Zonefree(m): 11:25am On Jun 17, 2023
Headless Robot wey go jam wall undecided

Robots don suffer for Nigerians hand cry
Foreign AffairsRe: ADF Rebels Attack Private School In Uganda. 42 Dead, Many Injured (graphic) by Zonefree(m): 11:23am On Jun 17, 2023
Cowards!

Why attack innocent and helpless children embarassed



God rest the souls of the departed.
FoodRe: Chef Dammy Steps Out For Event With Security Escort by Zonefree(m): 11:18am On Jun 17, 2023
The escort is needed.

"Big nyash" chef and her fans will not hesitate to devour her if they sight her for street.


Go Dammy. Break that record and tell Nigerians that there are more important things in life than nyash and bress.
CrimeRe: Security Operative Almost Stabs Prankster For Dressing Like A Woman (Pic/Video) by Zonefree(m): 11:08am On Jun 17, 2023
Is it not yet time for Tinubu to proscribe these low asss budget pranksters as terrorist? undecided
CrimeRe: Loan Sharks Harassment by Zonefree(m): 10:31am On Jun 17, 2023
Kobicove:
So if friend of yours who is useless and irresponsible takes a loan to place a bet and ends up loosing the money you will help him repay the loan because you want to be considered a good friend? undecided
I don't keep useless friends.
PoliticsRe: The Reason I Think Obi Can’t Regain Any Mandate by Zonefree(m): 9:53am On Jun 17, 2023
Rayban25:
Help me ask him because I dont understand how Buhari comes into the equation
Let's not blame the OP sha. Na Nairaland be this...every lizard and rat must express their useless opinion.

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