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Ireportlive:
Oga which imagination... Na reality with Chinese EXIM bank

Lekki port don berth two vessels

Lekki in Akure

I have terrible dreams before waking up by that time and I can't even recall any of them again.

If you can't recall the dreams, how then did you know they're terrible dreams?

Ireportlive:
Aketi


Ondo oil and gas would be loaded from Ondo terminals not Rivers or Delta

Imagination go finish you o

But the police and security agencies are on top of it.

“The matter is under investigation.”

If bandits kidnapped your person, and you're waiting for Nigerian security agencies to rescue the victim, it shows you don't value the person kidnapped.

In reality, she's the one wasting your time.


You're the trophy. A Nigerian girl got nothing to offer you aside her over stretched smelly kpekus.

Dust your slippers and move on to the next hoe. There are plenty of them in this part of the world. Your gain.

FFK got a straw bullet

Why are they bowing for her

Throughout the campaigns and the elections, we never had these cases of insecurity. Suddenly, after the elections, the killings continued across Niger, Plateau, Kaduna and other places.

Banditry is a business venture in northern Nigeria same way agbo is a business venture in SW.

Typicool8:
Try downloading android 11 so it'll downgrade automatically

Really

The funny thing is, some Omoluabis will still follow this Adamu to insult and taunt Osibanjo, a true son of Yorubaland.

You hardly see these 'agents of division' taunt or insult their fellow Fulani leaders, because they adore and worship them.

They only insult Yoruba leaders and some Yorubas would still cheer them.

Jennyclay:
Did she pull a gun on your broke head when she asked for little financial help

How much is #2400 that you can’t help Nawa oo!! If you don’t have money, just tell her you’re as broke as a church rat, she won’t bite you. Rather you came here to disgrace your broke shameless self.

Mr Nobody!! Mr Brooklyn!! Shame!!

Nairaland audio Billionaire!

Assnal is useless!

See useless team wey wan lift trophy

Just to satisfy a Nigerian girl

Waste of energy.

Disgusting! Tueh

Please add "graphic" for headline. Tufiakwa.

My phone and eyes should find a place in their hearts to forgive me to viewing this nauseating photo

FalseProphet1:
I see 2odds crew invading this thread.

This I have seen.

Two odds is the fastest way to spend 5M in one hour.

Not surprised.

Nobody bad pass uniform men in Nigeria. They hide under uniform and be committing atrocities everywhere.

Like, you hate it when people love you? There's no difference between you and devil.

So, no one here camped at Isele Uku

Small nyash wan dey shake

I'll advise you use chisel and modern hammer 🔨 and destroy that heart.

If she's in your position, she'll use excavator to scatter your heart.


Do unto others before they do unto thee.

lhordspy:
And he stored your brain inside freezer too?

Why are you vexed now?

lhordspy:
The man is 82years old.

I think that explains it. Man is definitely not well.

You concure that a man at the age of 82 is definitely not well yet you voted and supported an 87 year old man to rule the most populous black nation in the world.

zeuss:
Congratulations... Dnt forget to give a smal portion of your proceeds to God (church mosque or help and bless people) . So your next harvest go blow.

Stop patronising laziness and entitlement.

The Church, mosque and people should come now and be helping him in his farm so they can get a portion of his proceeds.

Most Churches and mosques got alot of lands in their premises, if watermelon dey hungry them, they should plant and enjoy anyhow they want.

lhordspy:
The man is 82years old.

I think that explains it. Man is definitely not well.

Tinubu is 87.

Just saying sha.

Devil dey learn work where women dey.

A bittered feminist is born.


The voltage of bitterness from this group of women can power about 22 local government in Nigeria.

Naijanascam:
;If you have done this before gather here we have Thanksgiving....it wasn't easy

What do you mean by "it wasn't easy"?

As a single person staying alone, are you supposed to finish a tin of milk at a sitting?

Liquid milk dey purge me, I can't even talk half of it at a time.

N3TRAL:
I want make my money stay within Nigerian families, na why I dey consider Naija babe. Normal normal, nothing join me with them.

Nigerian girls don spoil finish. My cousins inclusive. Hookup don become part of their need for survival. Ban hookup today and see mortuaries full with bodies of those breeders.

If I marry a Nigerian girl, she must be less that 23 years old, a virgin (original one wey I go use foreign lubricant before I fit penetrate 😂), she must not have had a boyfriend in her life because dem like oral and anal pass the main thing these days sef, she must not be on social media, her parents must be living in their own mansions and she must not post videos on social media.

I still dey find her Sha.

Remove hook up, 98.784% of Nigerian girls for dey suffer kwashiorkor. Hunger for don deal with them.


As per the virgin aspect, ensure the virgin is first grade. Don't settle for all these girls claiming virgin when they're not. Any virgin wey don collect kissing, smooching and fingering from man is not a first grade virgin.

Don't settle for less and may the force always be with you.

Ynix:
English is not in any way different from Yoruba
As far as I am concerned they are equal

Conclusively, Yoruba and English are one... right?