₦airaland Forum

Mindlog:
Quality education involves good funding and detailed planning.

And bread production, right?

Shey when LASU and their VC were celebrating production of bread, una dey here dey hail and hype them...how do you expect to top the list when something like bread production is a big deal in Nigerian universities

Useless country!

nifemi25:
100% wife material...... dm if you are still single

Just like that

Real hunger never hold you na why you still get time to wrap the eba for nylon.

I support this post with two crates of Heineken beer.

madridguy:
No human is perfect so is our leaders too.

You must always find means to justify evil.

Wodu89:
Throughout human history parental blessings for marriage has always been conditional. Make we hear word elder. I won't give my blessings unconditionally

If your blessings must come with condition, are they actually blessings or just mere statement to satisfy your ego?

In Olympic games, the three countries come together to represent as The Great Britain.

In a sane country, the parents of number 2 and 3 should be serving in maximum prison with both hands and legs chained.

madridguy:
NIGERIA is not bad and will never be bad.

But, the leaders are bad and evil.

So, after getting the boyfriend, what next? Suffocate him with excess billings

For a minute I thought I was Davido with the way eyes were on me.

Guy, if na play stop am abeg

yarimo:
I am here to read lies, I mean serious lies

The lies are coming already.

Zico5:
Gangster paradise. The funniest part is that you can't do a shit. Those lecturers are real jagaban on their own

They can't do shit cos students of these days are akamu.

Back in 2009/10 in same school, there's one lecturer in faculty of business administration nicknamed Americana. He's brutal and always violent. You can't come to his class with backpack or with a phone. This man smashed over 30 blackberry phones then.

The day students mean this man, em collect. During degree exam, this man gave final year students 30 minutes to answer over 5 questions. He tore a female student answer sheet and also slap the girl. Omo, we beat the man to stupor. The man being a rugged man pulled a dagger from his boot, that was when he collected the main beating.

After the beating, we marched to VC office to lay complain and also to Government House to report to the Governor. That was the last time we saw the man in IMSU.

Ogiame:
Studio picture dey make people fine sha.

Seconded.

Wetin Sowore find go there

Y'all will agree with me that 98.984% of Nigerian girls are not Fanimorous.

vickydevoka:
Simple!!! What if him come pay back the 5k come ask for 20k

I'll simply ask him, "what part of my lifestyle made you feel I have 20k?"

MightyHand:
As per you haven't get a Happy Home.

Happy family is the No.1 winning for any reasonable person.

What makes a Happy Home? Winning a Nigerian girl?

Imagine winning a Nigerian woman with a flat pocket, will you experience a Happy Home?

MightyHand:
Hardly will you find my photos online, talk less of my Spouse / Family...
I normally dislike people that displays all their winnings on SM

POV; a woman is not winning.

[quote]Hardworking men want supporters[/quote]
Supporting strikers

What are the five leaves on top for? Supporting strikers?

N3TRAL:
There's always someone who bangs an olosho for free.

Don't you know that there a boys that some oloshos are feeding?

You're deviating. Olosho cannot tell a boy she's feeding "You can't fvck me".


You cannot just meet Olosho today and start banging her for free. It starts from transactional sex, commitments, emotions and all that. It's a process.

Guy, I see no reason you're arguing or debating about all these with me. This is my area of specialization with over 3 decades experience. Just calm down and learn abeg.

N3TRAL:
You don't need money to get the finest girls in Nigeria laid.

Change your mindset.

The girl was raw with Tunde..she said "Tunde you can't fvck me".

She's an olosho. No decent girl will be that raw.

You need money to lash olosho, not only in Nigeria.

N3TRAL:
Tunde skipped the friendzone!

That reply isn't designed to keep someone in the friendzone. Also, if she didn't like him, she'd ignore him.

It's well drafted to make him determined to fvck her at all cost.

The girl has her eyes on him, with or without money.

Tunde is a flirtatious broke and funny boy who believes Nigerian girls consume sweet rhymes for breakfast.

Girls like funny guys like Tunde cos they're handy but they don't usually get the coochie.

Omo, if you ask me to borrow you 10k, I'll send you 5k and I'll never ask you for the money. That way, I know you'll never demand for another loan cos you're still with my 5k. Life na wisdom.

IyaebeTheGreat:
Sexual satisfaction is part of marriage, don't downplay it. Without marriage and sex many men will run mad(Nigerian men) . Don't you notice the calmness that married men exhibit compared to when they were single? All these your pepper body all over Nairaland is obviously because you are not getting laid 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Get married and you'll be more in religion and family section (sanity restored).

I'm a virgin and I'm not planning on allowing unclean daughters of Eve from Nigeria descendant to come between me and my God.

N3TRAL:
I think the girl is playing hard to get.

I think she knows that Tunde is getting the coochie very soon.

Two indicators:

She actually replied Tunde's message.

She replied Tunde's message within 2 minutes.

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A girl who is not interested wouldn't even reply Tunde's message.

Let's face it - Tunde stands a higher chance of fvcking her based on that reply than he would if her reply was just:
Thank you .

She thinks Tunde is fuckable.

Tunde will have to change format if he's so much interested in the coochie. He should be blunt and make an irresistible offer than using some romantic lines which most Nigerian girls are not familiar with.

"Money for hand, back for ground." That's the language of our ladies down here.

Using the demise of Queen of England in trying to get the coochie of a Nigerian girl is a casted format.

IyaebeTheGreat:
But are we sure these women are being sexually satisfied? Well, some women wants it always as well and he'll now go and bring another woman to share your dosage hian. Fight and enmity will surely happen.

So, you now agree with us that the sole essence of marriage with Nigerian women is basically sex and procreation?

IyaebeTheGreat:
My kind of response 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You wey boys dey lash with indomie and egg

The girl is an alpha. She's two steps ahead of Tunde, the Yoruba demon


Format wey Tunde suppose use for white women na em e go dey waste for Nigerian girls wey their heart strong pass stone


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