₦airaland Forum

Lagos is in chaos ever since EYE NECK declared Pablo EscoBAT as president.

What do we do to remedy the situation?

Lilimax:
I have a friend that got married at 39 years as a virgin. Her husband attested to that.

How about you? Are you a virgin?

FavouredNK:
And who do you think you are to know my only daughter better than I do? pls keep your lectures to urself and ur families that didn't bond from the onset. My daughter is my friend and confidant, a full grown woman and adult who can take any decisions she want without my interference especially in a place like America. We chat like two adults without any restrictions and I want you to understand this simple English, she is not being COMPELLED to keep her virginity by anyone so she is not faking it for anyone either. She asked for a purity ring as a birthday gift at age 13 and when I further enquired she told me that she want it to be a reminder of her vows to God till when she is ready, so it's purely a personal choice and decision and not to impress anyone but God. And for the records my daughter hasn't got time for flirting, believe it or leave it pls, she is an Efiko.

I found @bolded amazingly hilarious

Why are you trying so hard to defend the alleged virginity of your beloved daughter?

Lamanii22:
I don’t broke shame anyone ooo…. My mom didn’t raise me that way…

Story.

thesicilian:
Besides most of those skits would have already been watched on the skit owner's page, so why would any subscriber want to rewatch them on another channel?

Valid response.

Lamanii22:
It’s possible now, I have subscribed to so many channels but I don’t watch videos on YouTube cause of data… I can’t even remember the last time I checked YouTube…. I check naira land majorly with my N200 data

And you'll still use the N200 data to broke shame hustling Nairaland guys

Flows001:
My girlfriend is still a virgin, I confirmed it myself and am preserving it for her till our wedding night.

I have a couple of female friends that I can bet my balls are also virgins...

Nigerian girls are notoriously spoilt, but nonetheless, there are still decent ones out there...

@bolded got me laughing so hard.

Obviously, you'll learn the hard way. My prayers are with you sha.

FavouredNK:
I don't have any reason to confirm anything if neither me nor my husband compelled her to choose that lifestyle for herself. It's a life she chose without anyone's command or supervision, a choice she and God alone made which she could have decided not to if she doesn't want and no one can do anything about it. So I don't have any reason to bother myself about whether what is glaringly true is fake or not. I am her mother who rather tries to encourage her to start dating but she keep insisting that she doesn't need that distraction for now till she achieve certain goals of her life. Though it's not in your place to believe me as I only aired my opinion on a thread.

Ma'am, that she's not dating does not mean she's not having sex. Until you carry out a virginity test on her, don't be 100% certain she's still a virgin.

Though it's not in your place to believe me as I only aired my 2 cent.

Try and make your contents shorter in duration.

We have 24 hours a day and you don't expect a sane person to use 20 minutes to watch some silly jokes or whatever.

I hope the innocent gate is fine.

He's dancing for the looting ahead.

President Cyril Ramaphosa on Monday announced Ramokgopa as the country's first-ever minister of electricity with a focus on solving the country’s power crisis.

@bolded, I thought South Africans here always claim they're enjoying 24hours constant electricity in South Africa?

FavouredNK:
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Why are you people always underrating Nigerian girls this much, yes a higher percentage of Nigerian girls are bad but that doesn't mean there are no good Nigerian girls out there. Me I still have a 22 years old beautiful and very intelligent virgin daughter who has passed through the four walls of a university and still preserved herself. And I can beat my chest and tell you that she is not In a hurry to taste any forbidden fruit till she meet her Mr Right. So pls stop all these generalizations it's not fair to good girls.

How did you confirm your daughter's virginity?

N3TRAL:
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You don't even know how it works.

You're so empty that I can't begin to school you tonight .

You're just an illiterate, sorry no sorry.

Peter Obi has no case with INEC in High court. His case with Tinubu is in Supreme court while his case with INEC is in Appeal court.

Why the sister come resemble Halima Abubakar?

Iragbiji is also the hometown of Pablo Tinubu.

Wetin brt dey find for train tracks


GRV is coming to stop all these rubbish.


Ellu P from top to bottom.

Note;
You're to pay a service charge of N3000

All these big grammar and format just for 3k scam

IyaebeTheGreat:
Asiwaju is funny and entertaining, he gave you all a good show and gallantly won

There's nothing funny about a man suffering from mental health disorder.

IyaebeTheGreat:
Yes of course. If Obi get sound mind pass Tinubu, why didn’t he win? Wailings does not win election in Nigeria

A sound mind that can't differentiate between Hullabaloo and Bala blu

IyaebeTheGreat:
Sound minds that never wins? The winner of any election has the soundest mind.

So, Tinubu get sound mind pass Obi

Seun is wise and sane, he supports sound minds.

Early signs of insanity.

Weed is not good for introverts.

Tell your client to use the 4m go rent guns and ammunitions, make e go rob car dealers.

Quest7777:
Nigeria needs to emulate this SA virginity culture.

Joke of the century.

How many virgin girls remain for Nigeria? The last virgin girl here died in 1969 during the civil war. We're left with girls like siofra, iyaebe, persephone1, goodlady, sweeplum etc.

Aside the virginity, she got moderate and succulent standing boobs, something 98.974% Nigerian girls can't boast of. Would be easier to see chilled bottle water in hell than to see a virgin Nigerian girl.


God bless the virgin South African girl. Virginity remains the greatest gift a woman can give her husband.

Quest7777:
I said On his way Bro.

The way too long, bro. He should win Africa nations cup first.

Quest7777:
Osimhen is on his way to becoming Nigeria's Goat.

With how many trophies?

Mikel Obi remains Nigeria's GOAT.

Chelsea 4

Dortmund 1


Stake your house rent.

We're voting LP from top to bottom.

Omihanifa:
The girl nah bad girl, her music is great but her sex appeal is even greater

Stop portraying women as sex object. Women are God's favourite creature.


The future is femail.

FreeStuffsNG:
Hahahaha.....Your or should I say our Chinedu brother will never win in Ogombo

Labour Party, from top to bottom.