₦airaland Forum

MonkeyMods:
Hmmmmm....hope illiterate Tinubu urchins would be able to recognize his demonic logo?

There's no name in ballot papers.

Fedrick100:
As dem serve you breakfast was also the way dem serve me too last week Saturday, I’m healing even though some memories keep coming back

How was the breakfast? Hope the pepper no too much?

pocohantas:
Nawa. With skirt for that matter.
She no even send say they will see her pant. Tallesty come and hold your aunty abeg.

She probably has kids at home and they have to survive this weekend. Kai!

So, wetin we wan use her pant achieve

I know the lady in person. She's not married. She dey run POS business, I guess she's hustling for cash for her business.

That's Access Bank, Amakohia Owerri.

I think it's called Ocha Ere in Igbo language.

He matched something meant for another person.

Send them to Sambisa Polling Units if they're truly ready.

Opay is 100 times better than most Nigerian banks.

It takes a Hen to fall for this cheap scam. Na mostly girls dey fall for this scam, obviously.


Fish brains!

Scammers are getting smarter daily while scammees are getting dumber.

CoronaVirusRelo:
Whoever did the photoshop should be killed

Calm down egbon

North Central is totally locked down for Peter Obi.

Omihanifa:
Glo don hammer o

Glo is our indigenous telecommunication company. You don't expect them to use Empty Hen, a South African telecommunication company for Nigeria election.

MURIC is one of the most useless organisations in Africa.

I'm so going to download the app now. We must sanitize our dear nation from crook politicians.

A vote for Peter Afolabi Shehu Obi is a vote to restore Nigeria.


Vote PODATTI. Vote Labour Party.

Dey whine yourself.

Enemies within.

Tell your brother to be careful with people around him.

Goodlyhrt:
I swear down hunger don reset my brain. For like 5 days I never chop better food na so so over soaked garri and sometimes with groundnut na im full my belle as you dey see me so.

To God who made me and you I go vote for any party wey fit give me 10k new notes CASH oloun.

The truth is, 10k can't quench your hunger. It can only sustain you for 2 days max.

Persephone1:
Like you miss me when you give me numerous mentions on Nl threads right?

Well point is explain how your gadgets got to Twitter. 😆😄

You've missed me, you can't deny that.

Persephone1:


Wait! These are Zonefree stuff nah... How did they get to Twitter? 😆😄

Just say you've missed me, you no go die.

Janesouthall:
KYC means Know Your Customer...they just want to know you more...your physical place of work ...address...etc...even if it takes you one thousand years, your account will remain dormant till you do your KYC.

Is he supposed to do KYC or the bank supposed to do KYC on him

Structure is Obidiently taking shape.

YinkaOlusesi16:
It has not been easy for him. Am not in support of any candidate, but God will give us the right person, that's all.

The right person is His Excellency Peter Afolabi Shehu Obi.

I went there the third day after that and it was still the same though I satisfied her using MouthAction

So, you went to a Nigerian girl's house to give her blowjób...like, a Nigerian girl?

She's 30, an evening newspaper and damaged...do you know how many rotten semen that girl don accumulate for that place you choke mouth? Same mouth you dey use praise God

I pray for your soul.

Remove skull mining from SW, there you have Haiti staring at you.

Skull mining boosts the economy of SW. Skull mining contributes 89.731% of SW Internal generated revenue.

SadiqBabaSani:
fake

It's real

Baba wey no well, e dey shout emilokan

Correct soldiers

May God preserve these gallant soldiers for us, Amen

Nchenches:
Wow.
A plot of land, including lawyers and agent's fees for N1.4m in the old city, Oyo?
That's like what it goes for a plot of land in a remote village in the SE.

Congratulations.

I got this at 7M inside irete village in Owerri for a brother 2 years ago. Heard they're selling at 10-12M today.

Land is very expensive in SE and it appreciates rapidly.

Beremx:
Ass-wipe, get a life and stop exhibiting idiotic failed upbringing from your mother on nairaland. It says a lot how your childhood was damaged and can never be redeemed. Instead of hating on all women, why not channel your hatred on your loving mother who failed to properly train you in the absence of your father?

Thunder fire you if you quote me again!!

Shapeless dunce, wetin that useless man you called husband see for that bountiful and protruded belly of yours? No sane man should get excited seeing you naked. You look like a disorganized bag of beans. Sorry no sorry.

It's always shapeless things on Nairaland that form nonsense. Useless slút !
Go and take care of your body before you share your opinion here. Anu!

Beremx:
you're the greatest scumbàg on this forum. Dishing out stupid comments, sounding like a fool and leaving your brain out of its box to post foolishly. Do you actually read your comments after you post them? Gone are the days you gather likes for posting idiotic comments. You are are insane!! Get a fuccking life!!
😡😡😡

Dirty bag of beans, you now check the number of Likes on Nairaland

Malory:
God has already started with Tinubu

Exactly.

What punishment worse pass an adult to urinate on his body

Beremx:
you are far from being sensible. Making senseless comment as usual. Read up the nonsense you wrote and check yourself if your brain is intact.
Btw, I hope your mother isn't like the OP's mother or else you are doomed!!

Ebere, I've stopped entertaining scumbàgs!