₦airaland Forum

Nchenches:
Wow.
A plot of land, including lawyers and agent's fees for N1.4m in the old city, Oyo?
That's like what it goes for a plot of land in a remote village in the SE.

Congratulations.

I got this at 7M inside irete village in Owerri for a brother 2 years ago. Heard they're selling at 10-12M today.

Land is very expensive in SE and it appreciates rapidly.

Beremx:
Ass-wipe, get a life and stop exhibiting idiotic failed upbringing from your mother on nairaland. It says a lot how your childhood was damaged and can never be redeemed. Instead of hating on all women, why not channel your hatred on your loving mother who failed to properly train you in the absence of your father?

Thunder fire you if you quote me again!!

Shapeless dunce, wetin that useless man you called husband see for that bountiful and protruded belly of yours? No sane man should get excited seeing you naked. You look like a disorganized bag of beans. Sorry no sorry.

It's always shapeless things on Nairaland that form nonsense. Useless slút !
Go and take care of your body before you share your opinion here. Anu!

Beremx:
you're the greatest scumbàg on this forum. Dishing out stupid comments, sounding like a fool and leaving your brain out of its box to post foolishly. Do you actually read your comments after you post them? Gone are the days you gather likes for posting idiotic comments. You are are insane!! Get a fuccking life!!
😡😡😡

Dirty bag of beans, you now check the number of Likes on Nairaland

Malory:
God has already started with Tinubu

Exactly.

What punishment worse pass an adult to urinate on his body

Beremx:
you are far from being sensible. Making senseless comment as usual. Read up the nonsense you wrote and check yourself if your brain is intact.
Btw, I hope your mother isn't like the OP's mother or else you are doomed!!

Ebere, I've stopped entertaining scumbàgs!

LeopardX:
I believe no new batch of new notes have been printed since the first one was released into circulation.

Be that as it may, has anyone withdrawn cash from any bank's ATM these past couple of days?

Please this doesn't include POS.

So, where are the first ones released?

Heard only 30% of the released notes are in circulation while the rest 70% are no where to be found.

The Igbos voted for Obasanjo, a Yoruba man in 1999 and 2003.


Igbos voted for Yaradua, a Northern man in 2007.

Igbos also voted for Goodluck an Ijaw man in 2012.


Igbos are naturally detribalised. They vote competence not ethnicity.

Midehi3:
To be eaten?

Before nko

You expected a Nigerian to use 20k to buy lizard for sightseeing

Did you pay with cash or transfer?


Ever since seu.n sack Lalast.iclala, snake and crawling animal posts no dey enter front-page again.

Ireportlive:
Tinubu had my vote

Waste of vote, ore mi.

Stop telling people to vote wisely, tell them to Vote Peter Obi.

Romanoff:
Or yours. Hopefully her labour wouldn't end up being in vain going by how senseless you obviously turned out.

Come on, you went too far.

FATHAT:
Oga go and cure your illness!! Your dilemma however is as a result of your imagination. Always visualize something good and it shall be yours

@bolded.
Can you please visualize 20Billion dollars in your account, I want to check something.

Clinghton:
Is she indirectly saying that she's happy with what happened to her boyfriend.

Smh.

She's directly saying it.

inoki247:
Thank God nobody is crying in SW that they're been disenfranchised I'm sure if this are to happen in another region some people go don dey cry since morning like this and tagging everyone online....

Thread upon thread and start telling us how INEC as been compromised....


When things favor dem INEC is on track when's the other way round they've been compromised...

I love your salty tears.. more please

Power Bank is the only bank working in my area.

“this election is not about who has more money, political influence, or thuggery. It is about ensuring good governance.”

Qed!

TheSameGuy:
Please don't change your moniker.

I must Mock you that day

You know you're my good friend, I'll advise you stay away from cohesive substance next weekend please 🙏

Ireportlive:
Like my first comment stated.. he needs to move his nuclear family away from both mother in laws and visit them instead

As for the impending dangers... He is a man, and should seek spiritual guidance as a man by himself.. there are many Alfa, Pastors and Babalawo that can tell him the truth

He is a man with Sexual urges his mother can't please, sometime in the cold night he would need someone besides him, sometimes after a terrible day at work he would need someone to talk to...
All this can't be taken care of by his mother, and no matter how you pay an Olosho they can't give you the peace a wife gives

If he lives far away from his mother and mother in law, he can rotate the visit every weekend, and also celebrate Christmas, new year, Easter with them

Fair enough.

He shouldn't take the warnings of his mother for granted. Life is deep.



Moh, Hope you are getting ready for next weekend tears?

TheSameGuy:
LP can't get 22% in South West

At most, 10%

Saturday is not far again. Una go wail tire.

Ireportlive:
With his mom around and giving attitude he might not enjoy anything called marriage or companionship and just become another miserable man


.

His mother in-law is the one around giving attitude not his mom.

His mom is far away from the family but she still extends her motherly love trying to save her son from impending danger.

Nwodosis:
Guy, why did he marry then since it is only his mother that can give him true care and love?

Guard your heart diligently if you're expecting true care and love from a Nigerian woman except your mum.

BlongTrendies:
You don't know how bad some moms can be. He knows his mom better than anyone. And I can sense he is even hiding a lot of things his mom has even done not make her look bad.

He knows that he is in deep shit that's why he is speaking out. When it was both of them alone, things were fine. He is a situation he can't understand and he has alot to learn.

What if she's trying to save him from unforseen harm? No mum will be quiet or comfortable seeing his only son going into deep shiit, and remember, a man in love sees no evil.

" can’t force my wife to call my mom because she didn’t do no wrong."

This is where I confirmed you're not yet a Man. I'm very sure you didn't tell us the full story. You withheld some information just to glorify your wife and mother in-law. Your post is just to paint your mom as the bad person here.


Ask yourself, if you drop dead now(God forbid), what do you think will happen in the next 6 months?

I'll tell you.

Your mum will be shattered. She'll mourn you till the rest of her life. She may not recover from the shock as you're her only son.

But, your beloved wife and her mother in-law will move on. Within six months of your death, another man will be shinning your beloved wife's congo and there's nothing you can do from the grave. Your beloved wife will remarry after your memorial service, if you're a Christian.

Out of all your family members, it's only your wife that is not your relative. Be wise.

Shalom.

Malory:
My tailor have already sewed a new dress for me for Obi's inauguration.

I'm waiting for my own aso ebi by tomorrow or Tuesday. I'll be visiting my tailor by Thursday. We need to glitter on that day to mark the liberation of Nigeria.

Thinkam:
you'll drop out of the race latest February 23

Atiku is coming

A school dropout always believes everyone is a coward like him.


Vote Obi for the restoration of your brain.

Thanks for the message of Redemption.

On behalf of myself, my family and my extended relatives, we're voting for his Excellency Chief Peter Abiodun Umaru Effiong Oghenebiko Obi.

Malory:
While we will be celebrating and everyone congratulating Obi

Obi is our next President. Can't wait to listen to his inaugural speech.

For yorubas to ditch vibrant and sound Pa Osibanjo for old and weak Tinubu shows how sophisticated they are.

Malory:
It will end in tears.

Premium tears per se.

MonthlySalary:
Be like say time don reach make I open poultry and indomitable shop

They will run your business down with their excess demands. Just stay away from Nigerian girls and enjoy your life.