₦airaland Forum

You expected loyalty from a Nigerian girlfriend

Jagaban and his Army will fail.

Useless Nigerian girls!

UselessBuharist:
I talk am say one fool go ask yeye question soon. You go resemble who they want to kill

Una no go kee person for this Nairaland

Atiku's overconfidence will be his downfall.

Sammy07:
I needed #20,000 to buy some stuffs @Akure.

Had to withdraw at the POS here in Ondo cos I no get cash at all even to pay for Tfare.

omo, i was charged #200 per thousand. And the highest I was given Is #3000 per POS (Reasons, there is no cash)

I was like Ogini

Na thunder go strike Emeifele anywhere he is.

Was thinking with your Emilokan card, they'll charge you N100 for 20K

Mrklemo:
700k is too much bro.

How much did you buy the land?

Maldini and Nesta.

With Gattuso Infront as DMF, brutal force.

Check very well, na mostly lazy and nonsense girls dey fix long nails.

Have you ever seen an upright, reasonable and decent woman on long nails?

Check the nails of Gloryhomemaker, ChopChopfine and Diomakitchen, you'll see how neat and clean they are.

But tell Siofra, Jennyclay, Persephone1, to show you their nails...you'll understand me better.

DaddyCoool:
So, wetin you wan use the achieve achieve?? No be happiness? What is more enjoyable than love??

Love and happiness from a Nigerian girl

You're in for a long ride. Guard your heart diligently.

DaddyCoool:
How about you love him/her?

So, wetin you wan use the love achieve

Stephen2324:
End that relationship today if you and your partner are AS

They no dey telli person na

A female pant with acidic content is of high value. No surprise

I patronise and promote prostitution in my State.

stacyadams:
How did ndlea track Ur house abi person snitch u abi na random burst..sorry about Ur ordeal

I'm thinking his family organised that burst, the reason they abandoned him in that cell.

The first contact was called to abort his fund raising mission because my dad took over the case. Naso my supposed one night turned to two nights.

His dad took over the case and elongated his stay. It's all planned to humble him and it worked.

Emefiele is on the right track.

Ride on Governor Emefiele, urchins must urchinate.

NgeneUkwenu:
Clean your tears, IPOB Miscreant..

February is not far again. Una go cry tire

To read newspaper is now something to celebrate.

Urchins must urchinate.

A bank saying No money

To collect your money don become hard labour now

Buy your food and go, amebo!

alleged the deceased committed suicide on hearing that her lover-boy has dumped her for another woman.

She said: “She had a boyfriend that always spent a lot of money on her. Even this last Christmas the boy came to her with a bag of rice with #200,000, among other items

Lust for financial gains led her to commit suicide.

Nigerian girls should learn to remove eyes from men's money.

God forgives and rest her soul.

I'll rather be a palm tree forever than to be a woman just a day!

Tueh!

Tinubu resemble one violent oracle

Preferably a foreigner and non Nigerian or African.

After Independence, you still want a foreigner to come and rule you.




Stick to your Zeeworld abeg.

A Good woman is a Good woman but she's not from Nigeria.

“If you think you can go to their banks and change it to new naira, go and do so; may Allah make it beneficial to you.”

They will start collecting dollars for ransom.. just watch and see

We used to be friends until early last year she met one guy online. Dude told her he based in Yankee, na so this my friend tell me say no more knacks cos she's now in love and she no wan cheat on her man.
I respected her decision.


Same person trying to cheat on her man.

Funny thing is, I can't grant her access to my glorious gbola again. She doesn't worth it.

Johnchrix:
My ex just unblock me on Whatsapp, I blocked her back immediately.

Block her ghost too.

BritishAirways:
you gotta be careful bro. those b1tches know what ya capable of.
She begged you on purpose, that b1tch will fck you up as the game goes

Don't mind the woman-wrapper.

Someone you got arrested called you to meet her in a hotel room, you rushed immediately and even slept over. After lashing her rigourously, you still got the nerves to say "I'll deal with her"

She's already dealing with you if you don't know.

He-goat.

Obviously, the girl is smarter than you.

As you're planning for her, she's also planning for you and I'm 99.981% certain her plans for you will manifest cos you just don't have sense.