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Family › Re: "Being A Good Parent Starts With Presence Not Presents.” by Zonefree(m): 6:54am On Feb 11, 2023

To leave your child/children for a Nigerian woman to solely train is 4th most dangerous things on earth.

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Family › Re: As A Married Man, Do You Sometimes Dream Of Leaving Your Family & Disappearing? by Zonefree(m): 6:47am On Feb 11, 2023

jeff1607:
After 3months she decided to file for a missing person! Your own husband?

This story doesn’t add up

The story legit, trust me.

According to him, he felt his wife was simply using him as a provider and a means of financial security. She never truly loved him

She didn't file for missing person cos she never loved him. The reason the man disembarked from that hell of a marriage.

The truth is 97.689% of men married to Nigerian girls are going through alot. Some are living in self denial while the courageous ones are searching for ways to quit.

I pray for the souls of all married men in Nigeria, may God in his infinite mercy console and comfort you people.
Amen.

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Christianity Etc › Re: What Could Be Wrong by Zonefree(m): 6:45am On Feb 11, 2023

Overload better dried 4.20 for that head, trust me, those moving objects will evaporate.

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Business › Re: New Note Crisis: CBN May Print Naira Abroad To Ease Cash Crunch by Zonefree(m): 6:38am On Feb 11, 2023

Why Nigeria rush go collect Independence huh

A country that depends on other countries for almost everything.

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Business › Re: Are Old Notes Still Accepted In Your Area? by Zonefree(m): 6:36am On Feb 11, 2023

Old notes are like HIV in my area, people dey avoid them.

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Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Shows Off The Foodstuffs He Got This Month (Video) by Zonefree(m): 10:45pm On Feb 10, 2023

ahnie:
Cc:
Seun
Lalasticlala
Tabbaz
Nlfpmod
Roctation
Mynd44
MissyB
Royalroy
Violation of rule 2 and 3.

Thenk you darlings

Coward!

Call DSS, FBI, CIA, KGB, DEA.

You attack first and rush to call the mod.

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Politics › Re: NUC Directs Universities To Shut From Feb22 To March 14 (PHOTO) by Zonefree(m): 12:52pm On Feb 09, 2023

All hands must be on deck to rescue Nigeria.

Vote Labour Party.

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Car Talk › Re: Pls, Recommend A Good Car Within This Budget by Zonefree(m): 11:53am On Feb 09, 2023

I want the car flashy, portable, feminal and strong

All these for a budget of 800k huh

You want to live a champagne lifestyle on a beer budget.

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Crime › Re: Fisherman Reveals Scary Things He Found In A Bottle He Retrieved From A River by Zonefree(m): 11:40am On Feb 09, 2023

Candidlady:
men doing men

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Crime › Re: Fisherman Reveals Scary Things He Found In A Bottle He Retrieved From A River by Zonefree(m): 11:36am On Feb 09, 2023

You'll never leave me Newton

Menascum, yet, they're going extreme and diabolic to keep scum.

Brainless scallywags!

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Romance › Re: Let's Not Forget Who And What Really Matters In Our Lives by Zonefree(m): 11:20am On Feb 09, 2023

The fair guy in that video deserved what he got. Na em mama I pity. He wanted to shoot a man cos of a community project.

It's a well known fact in street that "Fvck up" no dey sour. At the right time, Buju microwave the "fvck up" for am come serve am as e dey hot.

Lesson learnt from the video;

Before you pull a gun on a brother in the street, make sure you succeed in your quest cos the trigger you failed to pull will come back to hunt you down.

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Crime › Re: Security Guard Who Caught Lady Stealing Dies Mysteriously In Lagos (pic/vid) by Zonefree(m): 11:16am On Feb 09, 2023

Most Nigerian girls steal for a living.

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Crime › Re: Yabatech Student Allegedly Commits Suicide After Her Boyfriend Broke Up With Her by Zonefree(m): 7:17am On Feb 09, 2023

Cutehector:
Eya.. Guys always know the emotional strength of a lady before backing off.

Nigerian girls got no emotion!

It's all about selfish interest. She didn't commit suicide cos she love the boy, it's all because she lost her benefactor to another girl and she can't stand it.

A man who evaluates the emotional strength of a Nigerian lady before taking his decision will find it difficult to make it in life, such a man is not serious with his life!

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Romance › Re: This Is Exactly How I Want My Future Wife To Be!!! (Features Of My Future Wife) by Zonefree(m): 11:53am On Feb 08, 2023

Lamanii22:
Ahnie is a good cook ooo… she cooks really well…

Stop patronising mediocrity.

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Business › Re: How To Differentiate A Fake Transfer From An Original One by Zonefree(m): 7:32am On Feb 08, 2023

. And the last one is that fake alert does not come with Kobo. Real alert shows "6000.56" but fake alert only shows "6,000

This is not true.

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Romance › Re: I Escaped by Zonefree(m): 8:15pm On Feb 07, 2023

If you're a Nigerian girl, you're not married and you're not a virgin, you're olosho.

If you're a Nigerian girl and your body count is above 3, there's not difference between you and an average porn actress.

For me, I always see non virgin Nigerian girls as nuisance!

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Romance › Re: Man Busted/Caught On Camera Taking A Girl Inside A Bush For S*x (pics/video) by Zonefree(m): 2:38pm On Feb 07, 2023

ValCon888:
So far she's not underaged, he is good to go.
I have it on good authority that Vitamin D can be taken anywhere.

You're wise 👍

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Romance › Re: This Is Exactly How I Want My Future Wife To Be!!! (Features Of My Future Wife) by Zonefree(m): 1:57pm On Feb 07, 2023

Ahnie is not a good chef... Don't pray for such wife, please.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Three Million Naira, Or One Million Followers On Twitter? by Zonefree(m): 6:41pm On Feb 06, 2023

englishmart:
2 odds wey for involve arsenal or Madrid, either straight wins or over 1.5. And they for cut pieces.

Na mumu dey put Arsenal for em ticket.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Three Million Naira, Or One Million Followers On Twitter? by Zonefree(m): 6:38pm On Feb 06, 2023

Collect the 3M, use am play sure two odds. Use 2M from the 6M to buy twitter account of 1M followers.

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Education › Re: Overcrowded Abuja Schools Where Pupils Learn On Bare Floor { Photos } by Zonefree(m): 3:12pm On Feb 06, 2023

Peter Obi will fix all these.

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Romance › Re: 10 Women Come Out To Apologize For Being Feminists. INTERESTING Perspectives by Zonefree(m): 1:44pm On Feb 06, 2023

HardMirror:
Where are the feminists here? Pls mention them if you know them. Hopefully they have data to watch the videos cos most of them are always posting on status theat they need data.

With all pleasure.

CC;

Siofra
Jennyclay
Candidlady
Ahnie
Persephone1
Ukaface
Maysdevices
Goodlady
Pocohantas

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Crime › Re: Animals Spotted Eating Paper Posters Off A Wall On A Street In Nigeria (pic/vid) by Zonefree(m): 1:40pm On Feb 06, 2023

Animals helping to sanitize the ecosystem.

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Education › Re: Dear Parents, Visit Your Children In Their Places Of Study Once In A While by Zonefree(m): 1:10pm On Feb 06, 2023*

robinso01:
Single at home, married in school.

Exactly.

A Nigerian girlfriend in school will turn to house wife for her boyfriend. She'll go to the market , cook, wash his clothes, clean the rooms and kitchen, wash curtains, wash toilets and still use her money to buy fuel for generator as regards the sex romps for night.

Same girl will graduate and gets married to another man. Just two weeks of marriage, she'll be complaining the house chores are too much for her, and be demanding for house help. Something she was doing diligently for her school boyfriend without complains oo undecided

Nigerian girls slave more for their boyfriends than for their husband. A Nigerian girl can walk 10 miles for her boyfriend, same girl can't cross a gutter for her husband.

To marry a Nigerian girl is foolishness!

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Celebrities › Re: Mr Ibu And Daughter Reconcile With Wife (Video) by Zonefree(m): 5:02pm On Feb 05, 2023

psalmistkakah:
We are always together, am a business man..She is just like my secretary in the office.. Omo i dey faithful, she almost make me keep one side chick wey dey come my place for work.. the girl fine we were about dating na she wan cost... Before she come start to threaten the girl.. last last i free the girl for peace.. I tell her i no go pursue her.. one day i go just pack my properties and move out.. I come dey wonder wetin she want again.. if no money for hand i make sure food dey for her and the children.. I open up tell this once a week abeg allow if i come back even drunk i no dey insult her, i wil quitely go to bed.. Tell me which kind wahala.. is not easy i come dey wonder why i even marry self.. Nothing pass freedom. Haba brother women sha na God go help us, if u get money 4 hand hmnnn wahala

You're a weak man, sorry no sorry.

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Family › Re: Your Husband Is Not Your Friend, He Is Your Lord — Nigerian Man Tells Women by Zonefree(m): 12:31pm On Feb 05, 2023

ahnie:
Bring your father,go exhume his rotten corpse,it's him I want so I could mangle his body and place him finally in hades where the bastard rightly belongs for birthing a Schmidt like you,sperm wey your crippled mother suppose swallow she let it get inside her ovaries.

Wow, Ahnie with the punchlines grin

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Family › Re: Your Husband Is Not Your Friend, He Is Your Lord — Nigerian Man Tells Women by Zonefree(m): 12:25pm On Feb 05, 2023

ahnie:
Zonefree I want to face your mother now,bring her out.i told you that when I would get started with you,you would know that,I m the real definition of **evulz**

If you want be nice,i'wud be,but if you want to be stupid,I would help you run publicity.
Call your strumpet senseless mum that looks like fruit bat for me.

Take it easy darling. Everything will be fine.

Go and take carbonated drink and chill.

Jesus loves you

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Family › Re: Your Husband Is Not Your Friend, He Is Your Lord — Nigerian Man Tells Women by Zonefree(m): 12:22pm On Feb 05, 2023

Ahnie darling, no one here is the cause of your frustration. Hold on to God, He'll heal you.

Shalom.

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Family › Re: Your Husband Is Not Your Friend, He Is Your Lord — Nigerian Man Tells Women by Zonefree(m): 12:18pm On Feb 05, 2023

PlayMaker14:
And they're the confused fellow clamouring for equality in marriage.

My brother, If to say Goat know Salad dey, E for nor dey chop Grass.

Yeye people.

Jay, why's that goat above you bleating?

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Dilemma Of A Family man with mouth to Feed And Unpaid Bills by Zonefree(m): 12:16pm On Feb 05, 2023

Munzy14:
Expert coach of Enyimba fc of Aba🤣🤣

Hahahahahahahaha grin

Easy Baba

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Dilemma Of A Family man with mouth to Feed And Unpaid Bills by Zonefree(m): 12:12pm On Feb 05, 2023

Munzy14:
Una don handle that one naa😂😂😂😂

Which one, bro grin

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