₦airaland Forum

Jashub:
It's their instinct to be stupid at all times. Which is why you should never(I repeat) never , waste a single moment dwelling on the anything a woman says and does .

Exactly.

Words of a woman are as useful as the P in Psychology.

Take them serious at your own peril.

Shalommy:
Op, but you can't stay without a woman, can you?. Nonsense!

Women were mostly created for leisure, nothing else!

He's a great Omoluabi.

samuelson06:
He sounds like someone that's depressed

Coming out of marriage with a Nigerian woman is depression on its own.

Skulls for personal use

Obviously, skull mining boosts South West IGR.

Jones4190:
if the tenant fix it for you then they reserve the right to remove it when they are packing out

I doubt you've ever rented a house.

Jones4190:
is the duty of the landlord, water was considered before paying the rent

Dey play.

Landlord follow you dey stay for the compound?

We paid 12k each to fix our pumping machine last year October, landlord is not even aware.

Marriage with a Nigerian girl is vain.

Islamic University.

Mammangaddafi:
E be like you rich well o...abeg help me with small money make i eat better for afternoon.
Thanks

Which rich?

That liability is broke wretched and miserable. Girl wey dey lash abokki mai sha for back of lorry just for noodles and egg.

Jennyclay:
Ehhya.. Zonefree colleague.

You don't even have money to ordinary fish not to talk of chicken. See how malnourished the food looks.

May God Help you struggling men.

How about you send him money to buy fish and chicken, you this Nairaland billionaire?

Who cup gone wrong.

Who dey find love for Tinder?

They're all working underground for Atiku.

NLC, ASUU and MURIC are three most useless organisations in Nigeria.

burgermeister:
On a serious note, get yourself tested for infections. Don't tell me they've not noticed how you smell when your thug clients take you home...

Abeg, go to a clinic... Smello

See how you're wasting your time exchanging words with your fellow man

Gadafii:
I say na cap you Dey cap bobo, hard man no Dey talk too much like this, I can bet my left leg that you are not in the scheme of things, see as you Dey run your mouth like canary Dey shout people don fall bla bla, weak man like you

I bet you can’t slaughter fowl or jump when you see house rat but you Dey faceless forum Dey cap rubbish, if this small boys catch you for corner dem go peel your Mumu skull

Leave that boy, he's yet to see life. I'm sure he's just a secondary school dropout basking with his awka-made gun.

CallmeTrinity:
Guy your type dey fall everyday you talk too much..I don't care about your land I go run your through there like nothing.. better believe or test it.

You dey mad ni? Abi you don tire?

Neva quote me again

Calm down.

If you're truly rugged, there will be no need to show ruggedity to secondary school boys in their town.

When I served, na so SS 2 students enter one corp member like that. The corp member was trying to instill discipline to the students whereby the students are allergic to discipline. I warned the corp member not to forced these students, cos the teachers in the school don't even bother themselves about them but he refused. It ended in pain and agony for him.


Dear prospective corp members, when you're posted to a secondary school, don't force yourself to change the status quo or behaviour of the students. If the students are wacko, behave yourself and maintain your lane. If you enter classroom, and they refused to comport, jejely carry your lesson note and waka commot.

Banilla:
Make her orgasm first, then follow. If she has another orgasm, it's good. If she doesn't, then atleast she is satisfied.

Women prefer MouthAction to penetrative sex.

Guy, I think you need to readjust your priorities in life.

soundOsonic:
Now how do I be like my mate. I acknowledge that I am weak.

Guy, you're not weak. Don't be misled by anyone here. Sex is meant to be enjoyed, it doesn't matter how long you last. Learn to engage in pre-intimacy before digging.


Always remember, no size of dick is enough for a Nigerian girl. If you like stay on top her for 2 hours, she'll still cheat and dump you for another man when the time comes.

God rest her soul.

Banilla:
In order words, you've given up cause you couldn't?

Pathetic.

Usually, men who ejaculate prematurely console themselves with this crap.

Your mates would make your girlfriend/wife orgasm over and over.

So, after making my girlfriend reach orgasm, will you be awarded by Nigerian government?

soundOsonic:
She was tight, so tight that it was hard to plug in.
She is faithful when she is dating.
She refused to date me.

A girl that you lash after meeting her twice is faithful when dating

You're in for a long ride. Guard your heart and pocket diligently.

soundOsonic:
No now, sex is enjoyable if both of you enjoyed it.
A selfish partner is one that do not care.
It's been long I have had a rock hard penīs that even hurts.
How una dey fvck for hours?

How do you intend to satisfy a Nigerian girl that meets tens of dicks weekly?

No matter how hard or long your dick is, there are thousands of men with much greater dick than yours and your girl meets them daily.

During the sexual exercise with her, did you cum?

If yes, then it means you had a great sex.

Men should learn to understand that trying to satisfy a Nigerian girl sexually is vain and foolishness. You can't satisfy these demons.



To cum and sexual satisfaction is a hustle. During sex, Nigerian girls should learn how to hustle for their cum. They shouldn't just lay like a log of wood and expect the guy to make them cum. A good sex should be a collective efforts by both parties involved.

Avoiding people will never make anyone great.

Davido lifted and associated with you, the reason he's great.

You can never reach your peak if you start this year by avoiding Others.

Can Tinubu survive the shock of 2023 general election?

Probably Yes, probably No.

Jennyclay:
So sad .

So heartbreaking

It's unfortunate they want to turn all married women to widow in AfghanEastern

Rip to the departed soul.

You're becoming a big menace here. I pray for your soul.

Efforts in futility!