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Foreign Affairs › Re: “when My Firewood Is Finished, I Will Lie Down And Die,” - Ukrainian by Zonefree(m): 7:49am On Dec 24, 2022
Comedian Zelensky allowed the West to play him like ludo.
Celebrities › Re: 14 Nigerian Celebrity Marriages That Crashed in 2022, Still Counting (Photos) by Zonefree(m): 7:42am On Dec 24, 2022
Again, any rich man going into marriage with a Nigerian girl is being unwise.

Marriage with a Nigerian girl is for the downtrodden.
Celebrities › Re: Lupita Nyong'o & Her Boyfriend, Selema Masekelago Make Their Relationship Public by Zonefree(m): 7:39am On Dec 24, 2022
siofra:
Wow! he's uglier than K'naan. But she's happy with him and that's what matters.
Your own na to analyse who fine and who no fine for Nairaland.

A hen that can't maintain a relationship for two weeks!
Celebrities › Re: Jasmine, Mr. Ibu's Daughter Attends Party In Wears Partly Revealing Her Buttocks by Zonefree(m): 6:42pm On Dec 23, 2022
Todil:
The estranged husband must be very lucky. He was saved from a calamity. No matter what justification anyone will come up with. This is not an appearance a decent Nigerian lady is known with. Unbefitting of anyone that wants to be addressed as a wife or mother.
The question is, Do we have decent Nigerian girls again?

Nigeria is garnished with girls like, Siofra, Jennyclay, Persephone1, Iyaebe, Candidlady, etc.
Celebrities › Re: Jasmine, Mr. Ibu's Daughter Attends Party In Wears Partly Revealing Her Buttocks by Zonefree(m): 6:37pm On Dec 23, 2022
Breast - Open
Nyash - Open
Brain - Close


In whatever you do in this life, avoid short Nigerian girls!

Short Nigerian girls are recipe for disaster!
Romance › Re: Help!! I Want To Report A Case Of Infanticide. (graphic Pics) by Zonefree(m): 6:36pm On Dec 23, 2022
Disgusting embarassed
Celebrities › Re: You Don't Call Out Kim, Rihanna For Posing Naked – Sandra Iheuwa Blasts Advisers by Zonefree(m): 3:14pm On Dec 23, 2022
JasonScoolari:
One thing about Overstretched Community Pussies like Sandra Iheuwa is that they'll never listen to good advice....

Instead of this Old Layer to take the nice advice, she's trying to compare herself with Rihanna and Kim.

When they get to 40, they start pressuring some unfortunate SIMP's to put a ring on their fingers and also disturb Bishop David Oyedepo at his annual SHILOH convention.


Nigerian businesswoman indeed.
Person wey dey hawk kpekus na businesswoman na grin
Romance › Re: I Just Met Her 3 Days Ago, And She's Already begging Me Money For Toothpaste by Zonefree(m): 3:09pm On Dec 23, 2022
pansophist:
This is the type of message that I leave on "read". Doesn't deserve a response.
I'm sure I'll reply her with " Dey play ".
Romance › Re: Throwback Video Of Basketmouth's Wife Giving Marital Advice To Singles Trending by Zonefree(m): 2:55pm On Dec 23, 2022
Saywhat10:
Meaning?
Meaning no one is above breakfast. Even marriage counselors dey chop breakfast.
Politics › Re: Tinubu: I Am Ready To Get Dirty by Zonefree(m): 2:51pm On Dec 23, 2022
But, you've always been dirty na undecided
Technology Market › Re: Hawks Gathered To Attack A Nigerian Made Drone In The Air (video) by Zonefree(m): 2:46pm On Dec 23, 2022
Na so Nigerian things dey always be. undecided

Drones wey suppose dey frighten and scare hawks away dey attract hawks embarassed

This country sef grin
Christianity Etc › Re: GOD Of Chosen Mysteriously Frees A Young Man From Prison After 2years (Pix, Vid) by Zonefree(m): 2:38pm On Dec 23, 2022
According to the young man, he was hungry and there was no food to eat
He said "GOD"! If Pastor Lazarus Muoka is your Servant, I want to eat SWALLOW. Give me SWALLOW ( EBA)

I found these hilarious. cheesy God have mercy on me.

Hungry man wey dey request selective food.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mass Shooting At Kurdish Center In Paris. 3 Dead, shooter Arrested by Zonefree(m): 2:32pm On Dec 23, 2022
Let's blame the capital city of Pakistan.
Celebrities › Re: You Don't Call Out Kim, Rihanna For Posing Naked – Sandra Iheuwa Blasts Advisers by Zonefree(m): 2:23pm On Dec 23, 2022
A further proof that 98.487% of Nigerian girls don't have sense.

Rihanna, Kim K etc are America's problem not ours.

We are Africans and we have our culture and traditions. Going nude, posting cleavages, cosmetic surgeries, posting semi nude photos online are not our culture and we must call you out any time you go against our tradition.

Foolish gender! Tueh!
Nairaland General › Re: I Just Killed Green Snake In My Office by Zonefree(m): 2:21pm On Dec 23, 2022
No much difference between that green thing and Nigerian girls.
Food › Re: Who Have Tasted Chicken Butt Before? by Zonefree(m): 1:59pm On Dec 23, 2022
ahnie:
Derail which thread?
If snake nor do wetin make them callam snake,small children go carry snake take do rope.

Did you see the part where the autistic boy called me a tigress?

Abeg forget the slippers n yellow sock boy.
I see nothing wrong calling a woman a tigress. It should be a thing of joy and honour to be bestowed such nomenclature of high status.

Like you said earlier, you just don't like the guy hence you released your venom on him for creating a harmless thread.
Travel › Re: See The Mass Exodus Of Igbos Going Home For Christmas - Photos by Zonefree(m): 1:44pm On Dec 23, 2022
A friend landed in Imo airport from Lagos yesterday by 9.40pm or thereabout. He said there are night flights now cos of the holidays.

People are trooping in South East daily and some mofos are saying nonsense online. Umuekwensu for a reason!
Food › Re: Who Have Tasted Chicken Butt Before? by Zonefree(m): 1:21pm On Dec 23, 2022
ahnie:
You want make we start our cat fights again?
Leave Nigerian women alone
You've succeeded in derailing Mazi Truvel's thread. I believe you're happy now grin cheesy
Food › Re: Who Have Tasted Chicken Butt Before? by Zonefree(m): 1:12pm On Dec 23, 2022
ahnie:
Jw?
I maybe forced to go hustle tomorrow I love money
Nope...was joking.

Of course I know you love money. Nigerian women love money naturally wink
Food › Re: Who Have Tasted Chicken Butt Before? by Zonefree(m): 12:32pm On Dec 23, 2022
ahnie:
Zonefree howdy?
How's the holidays going.
I have packed up for the year.
My Church no dey celebrate Christmas. tongue

Your own better, you don ready for the holidays.
Food › Re: Who Have Tasted Chicken Butt Before? by Zonefree(m): 12:29pm On Dec 23, 2022
ahnie:
Common sense na flower wey nor dey grow for everybody garden no matter how you water the flower.

Mates are busy thinking new ways of making the world a better place via technology,abi nor be 3 organ gender like you just launched neurospace where them dey manufacture drones?

Stupid midget.

There's an orphanage close to my area of residency,come n pack expired spaghetti to cook your rotten fowl yansh with.


Don't you have sense?
At your age,reasoning like a child with cognitive defects?



With questions like this naim we take dey no pikin wey dem do their dedication inside shrine.
Ha. Kilode?
Travel › Re: How To Travel From Lagos/abuja To Owerri Cheaply This Christmas. by Zonefree(m): 9:28am On Dec 23, 2022
Lagos to Benin is more than 5k.
Celebrities › Re: Olakunle Churchill & Rosy Meurer Celebrate 3rd Wedding Anniversary (Photos) by Zonefree(m): 9:22am On Dec 23, 2022
My condolences to Tonto Jumoke Dike.
Crime › Re: by Zonefree(m): 7:30am On Dec 23, 2022
biosilicon:
Don't twist the narrative and don't lie to make yourself look good.
You were the first person i contacted before i even put up the Tv for sale which you know . from the beginning i have always insisted on 450k which you know. I begged you to add the 50k but you refused. i reluctantly accepted the 400k. which you were blazingly fast to pay even without seeing or inspecting the Tv. Oya come carry your TV, but it was not enough for you rather you said i should deliver to you whenever i come mainland, that was your suggestion oga i did not promise, i said i will come to the mainland before Christmas, today is 22nd. Meanwhile i went ahead to do everything you asked including marking Tv as sold to you here and took down the ad everywhere else i advertised it. I did not make any profit. Tv is worth over 700k. i sold at a loss even at 450k.

If na the 50k or 100k you suppose make dey pepper you oga kpele i got a better offer. There will be more deals tomorrow.
Celebrities › Re: Ayo Silver Animashaun Car Crushed By Trailer In Terrible Accident (Photos) by Zonefree(m): 7:25am On Dec 23, 2022
See as motor fold like today's bread undecided
Romance › Re: Lagos Lawyer Adopt Wife's Ex Name Dumped Own Name by Zonefree(m): 7:20am On Dec 23, 2022
Abayomi was shot dead in a Lagos courthouse at the TINUBU square.
Anything associated with the name "Tinubu" is always evil. Tueh!
Romance › Re: Lagos Lawyer Adopt Wife's Ex Name Dumped Own Name by Zonefree(m): 7:18am On Dec 23, 2022
JASONjnr:
This is not simping....


We should ask Tinubu if this is also applicable to his name saga.....
In the said 1923, Tinubu was already a foetus in his mother's belly developing the Lagos we are enjoying today.






Said his urchins.
Romance › Re: Rapper Vector Marries Girlfriend In Low-key Wedding, Video & Pics by Zonefree(m): 11:18pm On Dec 22, 2022
EngrKemp:
I know the reason the wedding was low key .

Yes looking at the pictures forensically I know
Getting married to ENP shouldn't attract noise.
Family › Re: Abandon Your Spouse, Go To Jail For Three Years! by Zonefree(m): 10:58pm On Dec 22, 2022
ahnie:
And Zonefree hasn't seen this thread?
Merry Christmas Annabel.
Celebrities › Re: Actor Ugezu Explains Why Many Are Single And Will Remain Single Next Year by Zonefree(m): 8:00pm On Dec 22, 2022
Munzy14:
grin
Jiri ihe a chuo afo this year o.
Munzy nwoke oma, merry Christmas in advance.
Celebrities › Re: Actor Ugezu Explains Why Many Are Single And Will Remain Single Next Year by Zonefree(m): 6:53pm On Dec 22, 2022
Tell these daughters of Eve!

A broke and wretched Nigerian girl with just 2 pants and 3 bras looking for already made man for marriage. Didirin!
Politics › Re: Bukola And Gbemi Saraki Throw Back Photo by Zonefree(m): 4:25pm On Dec 22, 2022
Biodun556:
Tinubu for president
President of Iragbiji unionhuh

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