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Who are these people

TheNiceGuy:
Uguanyi? Ebonyi?

Zonefree

Na Tinubu money dey wan share, nothing much.

Two Captains cannot be in one ship, the reason your wife is against your mum coming over.

Naturally, women hate themselves that's why you hardly see them get along peacefully.

lafiagi007:
Do you the population of the united states? Can you see them in the table?

USA did not participate. The competition is for British former slaves.

Raph82:
If population is your measure of performance, India with over 1billion people did not make the best seven in the medal table, I think our team should be celebrated for this great feat. We are the top in Africa as far as this commonwealth games is concerned.

India is 4th on the table.

She will still request for urgent 2k. It's in their constitution.

Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. I have heard Several guys here saying that they would rather marry a white lady than to marry a Naija lady. Now, would u risk marrying a white lady if u are wealthy?

Mikel Obi is wealthy. He got married to a white woman.

White woman will help you enlarge your coast while a Nigerian woman will liquidate your coast.

98.622% of Nigerian girls are liability. Marry them at your own risk.

mariahAngel:
A ma m gi?
O wu ihe nile anya huru k'onu g'ekwu? Hmm? Onye ekwurekwu!
E kwekwala onu gi chiputa gi ukwu n'ama. Nga ka'm no.

Okenye kwesiri i-na ekwu eziokwu mgbe obula.

mariahAngel:
Ka gi ma.

Ona adigi difficult ikwu eziokwu, Mariah. Why?

Mynd44:
This. is Nigeria's best show at the commonwealth games ever.

The last time we came close was in 1994 and we got just 7 gold.

This is possibly the first time we are finishing above South Africa too.

Can we say the Sports Minister, Sunday Dare did well?

Sunday Dare got nothing to do with the performance in Birmingham.

Super falcons are yet to be paid.

We failed to qualify for World Cup and we didn't blame Sunday Dare, why should we applaud him now?

mariahAngel:
O wu gi nwe nri?
O kporo gi si gi bia rie?

Ajoo ukwu ahu choro immebi nri oma ahu. O-wu asi?

The complete table shows 9ja no try at all. A country of over 200 million people struggling with just 35 medals. Scotland with just 5 million people got 49 medals.

Watch how Agbado mod will rush and push this to FP...just watch

Mtcheeeeeeeew!

2023 election is between LP and PDP.

Women don't even love their kids that resemble their father.

Only a foolish man will be expecting love from a woman, especially Nigerian woman.

Jack005:
What did she do to you that warrant you needing to break up with her? Is it that bad that you guys can't get back together?

She's a manipulator... That's enough reason to break up with her.

The league don start. Time for Manure fans to start losing weight.

The real Future is female.

Their counterparts are littered here shouting Men are scum. Mad people!



Congratulations to the real slay queens.

Uncompleted building wey you enter go smoke don turn to another duplex for you

. Beatrice was allegedly beaten to death by her husband, a man widely known in the area as M.O.B.

M.O.B = Man Of Beating

I have over 20 years experience in gambling and betting and I tell you, these things were never designed for you to win or be happy. If you must play, play with your spare money and don't go beyond that. Betting is satanic!

Real slay queen.


The only language 93.682% of Nairaland girls can speak is gbola language. Siofra, Jennyclay and others know what I'm talking about.

Please remove your dirty legs from the food.

All these are mere and cheap manipulations. Stand firm on your decision.

Do unto others before they do unto thee.

Photos and videos of the killed Insurgents please.

SEGLIZ:
you got me laughing but of the truth I enjoyed my growing days compare now. those elements I so dislike are now missing in our modern society.

I remembered from the beginning of the street, you couple up knowing all eyes on you. every woman back then gave birth all children in that vicinity.

you as a kid growing only have a permanent sleeping abode but numerous mom. those were sweet but the modern days mama and papa them have lost it all.

Aswear bro. Those days the mothers in your neighborhood are all your mom. They will treat your fvckup even before your mom.

Michelle70:
so what?

You're our 3rd problem in this country.

OnionBandit:
IPOB miscreants waving their flag here

IPOB is not the cause of diesel selling at N850. Channel your frustration to the right source.

God1000:
But this is heartbreaking bro, imagine losing your loved ones every now and then

Just a Reaction to Iran's Action. Every act got it's consequences.

PlayMaker14:
My own mom will not even have time for this long talk... The day my friends convince me to buy Apple Relaxer and apply it on my hair just for it to grow, that was the day I knew she's a no nonsense beautiful woman... How she organized senior men to pin me down and gave me a very painful haircut with that scissors Obioma moves about with, is what I can't explain till this day.


Now, I am going bald on the right side, all as a result of me taking her simplicity for granted.

Hahahaha

Can still remember the day my mom gave me N50 to go have a haircut. Was in JSS 3 then. I enter saloon, told the barber to barb me front and back style. The style they barb only the middle part of your hair. I saw our Reverend with the hairstyle in Church, not knowing that style is for matured men with class.

Imagine a little boy like me with Opioro head on front and back hairstyle. As I enter house, Mrs Gloria grabbed me and called my elder brothers to pin me down. She shaved everything off with razor blade, water and soap. After the shaving, I come resemble oracle. I no gree comot house for 3 weeks

Too much talk no dey full basket. Israel will not take more than 10 minutes to annihilate Iran if Iran vex Israel.

A word is enough for a fool..