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wis3:
you went to buy shoe, you no know your shoe size?

it's the price I bargained that made him go gaga

wis3:
Everything you narrated up there is a lie.

oga ask people about ama hausa, their brothelyhood do the talking

Equal2DeTask:
You Coward....


You get luck dey no use their dagger to dagger dagger Ur face....

explain to me how I'm a coward, if a mob of hausa come to attack you, what will you do?

Shalommy:
A hausa man in your hometown? Chaii.. Ndi biafra are useless!! Spitsss

I didn't argue with you ma, I just made a post, you can't just say rubbish

Admin please approve
A true life story
Hello, one afternoon that I got Money from my mother.
I decided to buy Pam's that I'll use to go to school, so I went with my brother (skinny) to buy it at Ama hausa in owerri.
As I reach there, I saw a Pam's I like and selected it, the hausa man was forcing me to test it but I resisted because I wanted to ask price to avoid their problem (they like vawulence).
So I agreed and tested it on the bare floor like 3 times, so when I asked price he told me 9.5k, I said 3k, he said na market.
Hausa: talk beta na my man
Me: Na market but na wetin I hold
Hausa: So na Pam's 3k u come my shop wan buy
As I was going, he called me back to come, I came then he told me to clean the Pam's I tested, I resisted.
He immediately brought out koboko and wipe me at my neck, I shouted hheeyyyy, he wanted to wipe again (my bro was a hausa hater, so he ran away immediately I got wiped), his brother came to calm him down, so I was trying to fight back(to show my manpower).
So his brothers came out one by one, I received 2 uppercut and ran for my life(Osondu).
They were like 8 that came to fight me, moral lesson is that you should never play with an hausa man in terms of business especially when you're in their area, cause their whole tribe will kill you, that why I never go near their mosque b4 I do something out of ignorance that would lead to a road of no return.
Hausas have a very strong tribe and are a danger everywhere they go, their brotherhood and unity is very strong.
They can Even sell u sef, be careful, b hausa.

Chaos14:
Little things that annoy you for no reason

thing like what

Chaos14:
This is what we call pet peeve

haha what do you mean

Hello, what feels weird to you that annoys you always, I'll start.
It feels weird when I see someone eating sausage rolls(gala) without a drink and when I see someone pressing bread before eating it.
What annoys and makes you feel weird, bring in all categories.
Lalasticlala Seun, do something, I wanna see people's opinion.

My school Government college owerri, homo plenty there.
I would have been a bisexual if not for God, they really seduced me but at the end I overcame them and I'm grateful

As his mind is made up, he never love you as he did before even though he comes back, don't accept him.

I don't do that but my brother was in love with man city that he couldn't resist it from buying tecno phone instead of Samsung

Hello house, so I had a conversation with my cousin living a the village till he said he has a PVC and started voting at age 8, I was shocked.
Surprisingly he also told me a bunch of things that everyone in the village votes and the take home 1,000 naira when the vote, for elders 2k.

This is really getting out of hand, I support Peter Obi till the end but the stupid mentality is killing everyone, selling your right for 1k, then inflation continue and you still suffer.

I'm 16 years old and I'm planning on getting my PVC to vote ASAP, selling of votes for 1k, I can't do it for 100k sef.


What's your say on this?

Naa the tattoo in his belle is disgusting

jazon:
Davido is very neat o!

Hello nairalander, I've been a fan of black artists most in the United States but their swag, tattoos, hairstyles and piercings disgusts me.

Lil UZi Very once planted a diamond on his head and when stage diving, the crowd ripped it off.
That was dangerous to do that, imagine it it killed him.


I also saw about Mexican artist Dan Sur surgically planting gold into his scalps as hair, the question is how do he wash his hair, how do he rest his head on the pillow, ho do he sleep. It would definitely hurt him so bad.

Don't even talk about lil Wayne, his own fit make me vomit.

Can't they just act normal and casual.
Even juice wrld too, his tattoo wasn't as neat as others.
Davido too.


Please what's your say on this, I'm minding my business oh but I wanna see who feels the same way I do.

Hello guys, who made you love and keep on Loving football....
For me I hate Chelsea FC but anything I see hakim Ziyech, I can't unsee him.
He's so talented and I love the way he strikes the ball.
He made me love football like mad, I can remember back then he was in Ajax FC, j loved him charisma but didn't get to see him well, now that he is in the premier league.
It gets a lot better.
P.S: I loved Ronaldo but he's messing me up at United
I'm a strict United Fan
What's your say on this

The cost of the phone is 68k and the name is oukitel c21 pro, it looks like an iphone 11pro max

dukeboss:
how much did it cost to get this phone Nigeria and name

Thanks everyone, I received my package yesterday despite the aliexpress tracking saying otherwise

Hello I got a text from no post to come pick up my package even though my AliExpress tracking say delivery failed, then the person texted me to come with $200 then later called me on another line and told me to come with £500, dis Naija sef eh

Message me on nzubechi2005@gmail.com or WhatsApp on+2348119495058
and I'll break it down in full explanation for you
Thanks

Message me on nzubechi2005@gmail.com or WhatsApp on+2348119495058
and I'll break it down in full explanation for you
Thanks

this is a true life experience
My big brother is in Europe and since he left my father has been threatening to do terrible things to my family, We are 6.4girls and 2 boys.
I am the 2nd son, so I love fighting like mad and I once fought my dad due to bad attitude towards my mum.
I've attempted suicide several time.
1. When I was in jss1 back then in the late 2016s
My parents were financial stable like comfortably stable to provide family needs, so I decided to steal some money, I stole during school days around 18-25k and my mum observed it and started complaining and I denied all allegations against me.
There was my big bros classmate that always persuaded me to get money and at last we'll eat the money and we bought bicycle, gameboy, ps, etc
My big bro was aware of my lavish spending but seems like he didn't want to expose me.
So one day I was going to school, i was searched thoroughly and they got some money from me and i felt like crap that day, i was flogged, beated mercilessly.

When I got to school that day I joined scripture union by force and prayed to God from the bottom of my heart to keep my parents mouth shut(cause I didn't like public disgrace). Later that day I felt disgusted that he told the entire world and I felt like the ground should open and swallow me.


So I decided to do something terrible by pressing my eggs till I die but I couldn't help it was so painful so I try stabbing myself and it was worst so I lived on
I'm grateful I overcame that painful experience.
P.S:the haunting of stealing still follows me till now
The still think I steal especially my dad but I'm over theft since a year and I'm proud of myself.



2.and3. This one is different from others as I was ready to kill during this heart breathing moment
Firstly, It was due to public embarrassment, bad grade in school and fatal physical, mental, physiological and spiritual harassment.
I tried hanging but my room's roof is too small to size me so I searched painful ways to die on Google and I got a stupid message say please call someone and talk about it, so I then researched about drug abuse.
The same hour I went to a pharmacy and bought pain killer 2packs and paracetamol 1pack and I drank it all.
So the same day i went to school and started vomiting and I rushed home having severe headache and pain all over.
Before that I made a suicidal video on my iPhone 7 and wrote a suicidal message writing my phone password on it so that when I'm dead my big bro will see the video and avenge my death.
But u suppose know as a black Nigerian man, drug overdose no de gree kill person.

Naso I overcome this one




4. The last but not the least
It happened this year and this particular month precisely 2nd Sunday of this month around to9
When my dad told me to wash glass cups and I was busy so I told him to send my junior sisters and he refused to send them and insisted that I wash it, so I refused and he gave me a hot slap 3times and I stood there looking at him in public, I was so embarrassed if knife was close I would have stabbed him but I holt myself and enter to my room and locked it.

Few minutes later I needed some to talk to and cry about it and my mum sent a man to meet me after the whole advice he gave me, I wept and wept and decided to commit the suicide of my life.

I quickly got a strong rope that could lift me and decide to try death my hanging, after knotting the rope I went to places with high elevation from the ground and couldn't find a quiet place to die
So I moved to a small kitchen inside my family house, it was small but I say make I manage am.
Then I tried the rope around my neck and was ready to push out chair I uses to stand.
Then I started thinking and crying about what my mother and siblings will feel when I die, so I proceeded to pushing the chair and bam I started choking and was looking for where to balance and later supported myself and regained consciousness after some minutes.
I thank God that I'm still alive today
The thing that saved me that day was the thinking about my mum and siblings reaction when I pass away, I'm 16 years and then I calculated, If I die then 16 yes in wasted,resources, food and everything wasted and most importantly time wasted on me, so I could not just die a shameful and poverty death when my mum is still alive so I said no and the main thing that saved me is the chair I used to get balance if not I no for the tell you my experience
Kudos to you all reading
You can reach me via nzubechi2005@gmail.com
I'll really appreciate anyone that helps me with something cause now I'm a proud owner of a startup business
I thanks God for life and please if you feel like talking to someone chat me on nzubechi2005@gmail.com cause no one will ever give u an advice as I'll give you cause I've escaped suicide more that 10 times, I just gave u ppl some of my attempts that I remembered.
Thanks
Please like my post

this is a true life experience
My big brother is in Europe and since he left my father has been threatening to do terrible things to my family, We are 6.4girls and 2 boys.
I am the 2nd son, so I love fighting like mad and I once fought my dad due to bad attitude towards my mum.
I've attempted suicide several time.
1. When I was in jss1 back then in the late 2016s
My parents were financial stable like comfortably stable to provide family needs, so I decided to steal some money, I stole during school days around 18-25k and my mum observed it and started complaining and I denied all allegations against me.
There was my big bros classmate that always persuaded me to get money and at last we'll eat the money and we bought bicycle, gameboy, ps, etc
My big bro was aware of my lavish spending but seems like he didn't want to expose me.
So one day I was going to school, i was searched thoroughly and they got some money from me and i felt like crap that day, i was flogged, beated mercilessly.

When I got to school that day I joined scripture union by force and prayed to God from the bottom of my heart to keep my parents mouth shut(cause I didn't like public disgrace). Later that day I felt disgusted that he told the entire world and I felt like the ground should open and swallow me.


So I decided to do something terrible by pressing my eggs till I die but I couldn't help it was so painful so I try stabbing myself and it was worst so I lived on
I'm grateful I overcame that painful experience.
P.S:the haunting of stealing still follows me till now
The still think I steal especially my dad but I'm over theft since a year and I'm proud of myself.



2.and3. This one is different from others as I was ready to kill during this heart breathing moment
Firstly, It was due to public embarrassment, bad grade in school and fatal physical, mental, physiological and spiritual harassment.
I tried hanging but my room's roof is too small to size me so I searched painful ways to die on Google and I got a stupid message say please call someone and talk about it, so I then researched about drug abuse.
The same hour I went to a pharmacy and bought pain killer 2packs and paracetamol 1pack and I drank it all.
So the same day i went to school and started vomiting and I rushed home having severe headache and pain all over.
Before that I made a suicidal video on my iPhone 7 and wrote a suicidal message writing my phone password on it so that when I'm dead my big bro will see the video and avenge my death.
But u suppose know as a black Nigerian man, drug overdose no de gree kill person.

Naso I overcome this one




4. The last but not the least
It happened this year and this particular month precisely 2nd Sunday of this month around to9
When my dad told me to wash glass cups and I was busy so I told him to send my junior sisters and he refused to send them and insisted that I wash it, so I refused and he gave me a hot slap 3times and I stood there looking at him in public, I was so embarrassed if knife was close I would have stabbed him but I holt myself and enter to my room and locked it.

Few minutes later I needed some to talk to and cry about it and my mum sent a man to meet me after the whole advice he gave me, I wept and wept and decided to commit the suicide of my life.

I quickly got a strong rope that could lift me and decide to try death my hanging, after knotting the rope I went to places with high elevation from the ground and couldn't find a quiet place to die
So I moved to a small kitchen inside my family house, it was small but I say make I manage am.
Then I tried the rope around my neck and was ready to push out chair I uses to stand.
Then I started thinking and crying about what my mother and siblings will feel when I die, so I proceeded to pushing the chair and bam I started choking and was looking for where to balance and later supported myself and regained consciousness after some minutes.
I thank God that I'm still alive today
The thing that saved me that day was the thinking about my mum and siblings reaction when I pass away, I'm 16 years and then I calculated, If I die then 16 yes in wasted,resources, food and everything wasted and most importantly time wasted on me, so I could not just die a shameful and poverty death when my mum is still alive so I said no and the main thing that saved me is the chair I used to get balance if not I no for the tell you my experience
Kudos to you all reading
You can reach me via nzubechi2005@gmail.com
I'll really appreciate anyone that helps me with something cause now I'm a proud owner of a startup business
I thanks God for life and please if you feel like talking to someone chat me on nzubechi2005@gmail.com cause no one will ever give u an advice as I'll give you cause I've escaped suicide more that 10 times, I just gave u ppl some of my attempts that I remembered.
Thanks

Hi everyone this thread seem to have been very long but I'm in need of academic advice to study is Germany.
I've loved the country for so long and I'll like to migrate to Germany for my Bachelors degree.
P.S I just took waec this year
And please it anyone can help with sponsorship letter its preferred.
Please any advice email me thanks.
Nzubechi2005@gmail.com
+2348119495058