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exxell:
An igbo man had an accident wit his new BMW X6. He called a police officer and said "This man just came smashed off the door of my BMW! My 6 Million car is now condemned" The police officer shakes his head in amazement and said, "U igbo's like money too much, u didn't even realize that your hand has been cut off." The Igbo man looks at his amputated hand and screams: "Chinekeme!!! Where is my Rolex Watch"?

was it ur igbo mother that told u?

That ur blog sef eh

This one everybody dey write about their experiences at phone plazas!

AbbasJR:
Please how can I change the imei of my elephone p7000

hey! where did u buy the elephone and how much did it cost u? can u also post pics of it here? Asin the display pls

short gown or skirt anyday any time! nothing sweet pass am

have u tried it? Did it work on BlackBerry 10? tried registrating the device but it kept saying check In failed!

reaky:
Download android assistance apk After installation open Click on tools at the top right Click on mobile networks to turn it on
Check on page 295 for screen shot

thanks brother it worked!

BluePearls:
do a hard-reset

pls how is the hard reset done BlackBerry q10 thanks

hello friends! all my side loaded apps like mobogenie and candy crush refuses to connect online! keeps saying no network found even when there is strong network! pls how do I stop this?

u must be really bored to post ur BlackBerry contact online!

are u just watching ng the movie?

hello friends! my system today started pressing the key zero on its own continously! pls how do I solve this issue? thanks for the help

making sense! u really resemble woman oooh! had to show my guy who immediately started admiring ur pics untill I let him read the story

hello friends! m using a q10 but m considering going for a z30 my question is if the z30 accepts top notch games like the fifa14 nd other android games? thanks for the help!

bukatyne:
This got me laughing!
Na real free something and rushing girls!
No bi book dem send you?

all of them still follow na

am in my finals in the university studying geology..starting degree exams in a months time. though this days I feel very reluctant to read. uni wasn't how I imagined it will be but then I am happy! was told it's a free world in here but ever since I set foot here I haven't seen any free something. was also lied to that gals will come rushing but I never still see them! had a hard time gaining admission though but when I got in saw people who stayed at home longer than me! Happy for my mum she's my rock! #cheers

hello friends! Pls can windows defender act as an anti virus?

the 3rd and 5th dosent work

touch me I touch u game

My little contribution

Being alone is no fun. Even if you are all
for loving oneself before anything, yet, at
some point in life you are bound to feel
the need for human companionship. And
there is nothing wrong with it, of course.
There are so many among us who are on
a perennial need and hunt for love –
trying to find it everywhere they go,
anyone they meet. If all of the Adele
songs seem like they speak your mind,
then here’s a piece of advice for you.
Before trying to embark on a journey of
forever love, do some soul searching as
to why love eludes you. Most
importantly, try to figure out the reason/s
why men quit you. I am not implying that you are unlovable,
I am just saying that there might be
some underlying problem, some unsolved
issues that might be hindering your love
life and making the guy in your life run
the other way. Read on to know how you
can ensure that the guy stays, and stays
for a long time…maybe forever.
So here are a few reasons why men
might be quitting you.
1. Clingy and emo.
Men do not believe in rushing to
commitment. They need their time, space
and reasons. That’s why when a guy
makes the commitment, know that it is
for keeps. If you act all clingy and keep
hinting that it is commitment you are
looking for, and you want it soon – then
all you are doing is sending out a
message that you are emotionally
unstable. Of course that’s enough to
send any guy packing his bags. Men not
only love, but even immensely respect
girls who are emotionally stable and
confident. So if you don’t want Men
quitting you, make sure that you exude
confidence.
2. Being preoccupied.
So you are a independent, hard working,
workaholic woman. All power to you girl.
However, it is important to give your man
your time and attention too. Don’t be so
preoccupied that your man feels taken
for granted and neglected. The key is to
find a work and personal life balance.
3. Your life is already full.
Weekdays are for your office colleagues.
Weekends is brunch, shopping, movies
and outing with your girl friends.
Feativals and celebrations is with
cousins and family. Anything amiss
here? When do you plan to give time to
your man? If your life is already so full,
your man is bound to feel left out. Take
hold before it’s too late and take a
romantic break assay from all the hustle
4. You have a phobia. Commitment
phobia .
If the very mention of the c-word send
you feeling, then we have a serious
problem, girl. While guys don’t rush to
commitment, it surely is on their mind. If
your overall demeanor shouts out loud
that you are not looking for commitment
ever, any guy would think twice before
getting in a relationship with you. Guy or
girl, commitment can be intimidating. I
know. But it’s nothing to be so scared of.
Consider the piaitives – you will have
someone to spend your life with, a
compa ion for all your hapoiness and
sorrows. Go slow, but make sure you
reach there.
5. You are too easy.
You know what’s better than being in a
relationship. It is the chase, the romance
of initiating a relationship. Trying to
impress the person, dressing and trying
the witty one liners. It is all so exciting.
For your part, playing hard to get, giving
in just a bit. That’s what makes the
relationship so exciting. If you are way
too easy. if you say yes to going out with
anyone who offers so, if you don’t play a
little hard to get – you are ruining it for
yourself. Guys start judging girls who are
way too easy. So girls, set a standard
and set it high. it will do you a world of
good.

Twaci:
True.

As for me, when they become insultive, I jejely block them.

*modified*

This bro needs ur attention Nairalanders
www.nairaland.com/2257006/urgently-

but y will a guy that sent u a request and u accepted or maybe it's the other way round send u message on social media and u won't reply? who is deceiving who?

rokiatu:
Isn't that the tactic losers use When you don't give them attention, they start insulting you just to get a reaction.
The babe fall my hand, she should have continue ignoring him. But she started to reply the moment he started to insult her.
So his mission was accomplished. He got the attention he finally wanted.

so since he was saying hi and hello and the lady didn't respond what do u advice he should have done?..not that I like his tactics

Blebleswag:
Pls keep avoidin her. Some ladies re very dangerous, u never can tell wat she has in mind

just curious...but what do u think she may have in mind?