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Romance › Re: How Can I Know About His Sexual Status by zynzyn(m): 4:16pm On Sep 17, 2015
prettysassygirl:
To the advise part,jes tell him,"guy I wan see your thing,show me if it dey work"so simple,when u see it,he puts it back,no touching.
Una see am now?! undecided

Anyway, after I show am, we must do! After we do, goodbye girl! cool
Business › P.O.P.(Plaster Of Paris) False Ceiling - Galvanized Steel Frames: Lagos, Abuja by zynzyn(op):
The standard way of doing POP is wood based. The problem that creates is that it has to be totally redone whenever it is spoiled by water.

A more advanced method of doing P.O.P using galvanized frames ensures greater longevity.
It is more expensive than wood based, but cheaper ON THE LONG RUN!

Please find pictures attached.

Contact Seyi on 0703 737 2080, 0905 060 7437

Business › Re: Why Small Businesses Fail In Nigeria by zynzyn(m): 6:23pm On Sep 16, 2015
stanodi:
https://lightednation.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Why-small-businesses-fail-in-Nigeria-720x340.jpg
Starting businesses is a dream of every entrepreneur. I and a business partner lost some few thousands shy of one million naira just over a year ago. We had undertaken a venture very optimistic of success. We had done the necessary calculations and we were dead-confident that our high-tech viewing centre at Iyana Ipaja would be a hit.
A year and half later; we were folding up. Months of planning and efforts had been wasted, monies had been blown down the drains, our landlord was already on our tails to either pay up as our rents had expired or uproot the structure we had constructed with the hope that it will stand for 10 years at least; we were in a fix. How did it all go wrong?
I will try to outline some of the reasons why I felt our business and other small businesses failed.

5 Reasons why businesses fail in Nigeria

1. Poor location; its been said over and over again; location is everything! We were swamped on every side by other viewing centres who had been in the business way before ours. Because of the way humans are wired, it’s not always easy for the customers to switch to a new brand, or product. Despite the projectors and other unique value propositions we were offering, we were still not making enough to run the business monthly. Its always good to go to a location where you can have the first mover advantage, we didn’t; we had to compete with businesses that had grown there over time and which people are now used to. I highly recommend the blue ocean strategy for small businesses about to start up. This book talks about the simultaneous pursuit of differentiation and low cost to open up a new market space and create new demand for businesses.

2. Misalignment with your customers; its imperative to define your customers and to align with them. This means seeing what they see, feeling what they feel, hearing what they hear, smelling what they smell; you need to do unto them as they would want to be done to. But we did the opposite; we did unto them as we would want to be done to. We were educated, we were technologically savvy, so we tried to revamp the way people watch matches in that neighbourhood. We provided them with technology at a little premium, when all they wanted was cheaper options. And we failed! Businesses that fail to align with their customer’s needs will eventually produce products and services that no one wants.


3. No staying power; its common knowledge that you may not make much money in the first few years in business; but you need to break even nonetheless. That means making enough money to cover your running costs for the period of time. We didn’t! Some businesses fold when they don’t make profit in the first few years. Just like we did.

4. Inappropriate business planning and execution. Some people get a fantastic idea and they rush off into production without any planning whatsoever. Without understanding their landscape. Without knowing if someone in their chosen market already is into similar business. There just seems to be lots of gap. Small businesses need to have a solid business plan. A good business plan not only helps when trying to secure finances for the business but it also aids in understanding different areas of the business and answering lots of question that that the business would need answers to later on. We at lightednation.com, can help you package a great business plan for your business. However execution is everything, you may have the best ideas, but when if you fail at execution, the idea amounts to nothing

5. Managerial inefficiencies; to run businesses successfully, the owners need to be actively involved. We were’nt, I and my partner were working 9 to 5 jobs. We rarely had time to monitor the proceeding albeit over the phone. What you don’t monitor efficiently you lose track of. We did.

There a lot of other reasons that I have not called out here. Please share and comment to help others get lighted!.

http://lightednation.com/2015/09/why-small-businesses-fail-in-nigeria/
1 reason

Small business managers in Nigeria start losing financial discipline once the business starts generating money!

Their public profiles blow out of proportion. They start dipping into company funds!

No strong desire to create a legacy that will outlive them and provide good employment for people they are not related to! angry

Unlike Oyinbos. You will see small businesses in Europe that have survived for centuries!!
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye Buys Gulfstream Jet, Starts Luxury Airline (Photo) by zynzyn(m): 4:11pm On Sep 15, 2015
idari:
Who will blame me if I turn to Atheist angry
You go blame yourself!!

Don't be deceived by the seeming prosperity of these pastors!

Jesus no go look face at judgement!!
Properties › 20 Hectares In Karsana North, Abuja (in High Demand!) by zynzyn(op): 4:02pm On Sep 15, 2015
Authentic Karsana North Property!

Plot number available on request!

Price is 600m, 20 Hectares

R of O

Pls call Seyi on 0703 737 2080, 0905 060 7437
Properties › Mass Housing Land Available In Kyami, Off Airport Road, Abuja (authentic!) by zynzyn(op):
This is the most authentic mass housing land still available in Kyami!!

Title is R of O!

Plot number can be provided if your buyer shows convincing interest!

Call Seyi on 0703 737 2080, 0905 060 7437!
Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Goes Shirtless, Shows His 6 Solid Pacs by zynzyn(m): 3:28pm On Sep 15, 2015
therealdeal10:
Which person body e use??
Abi o! I am doubtin .........! wink wink
Education › Re: Lecturer Caught Pants Down With Married Woman In Asaba Hotel by zynzyn(m): 3:16pm On Sep 15, 2015
[quote author=kaeforum post=38034749][/quote]Must he marry a Nigerian?
Education › Re: Lecturer Caught Pants Down With Married Woman In Asaba Hotel by zynzyn(m): 3:13pm On Sep 15, 2015
Why do today's girls erroneously equate male unfaithfulness with female unfaithfulness?!

That is why they cannot be trusted!

When a woman cheats, there is the much bigger factor of HER CHILDREN BEING BASTARDS, or being suspected to be such (which is worse, if they actually are not). A woman who cheats is also doing a huge disservice to her children, who may despise her for life as a result (particularly the female kids)!

Which does more damage to your image? That your father had other women or that your mother was a LovePeddler!!

ANSWER HONESTLY PLEASE!

Staying single for life is better than marrying many of today's girls!
Education › Re: Lecturer Caught Pants Down With Married Woman In Asaba Hotel by zynzyn(m): 3:00pm On Sep 15, 2015
SeverusSnape:
This is one of the numerous reasons I'm scared of getting married. Most women these days are wh0res.

I always advice guys to do a thorough background check before tying the knot with any woman, because women of nowadays are not like our chaste mothers who all married our fathers as virgins.

Anyways, No time to waste time. As for me, It's a virgin or nothing. I won't settle for less. I'm not saying virgins can't cheat, but they are less likely to do so.

...And for your information, I'm a Virgin. Before you start asking...

#PersonalOpinion
Thank God for your life. Your last lines down save you from many of the ashys on this forum!!
Pets › Re: Photos: A Pitbull Dog That Killed The Owner...(viewer's Discretion) by zynzyn(m): 2:55pm On Sep 15, 2015
priscaoge:
Lwkmd cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy damaging the image of a dog? cheesy cheesy Dog sef follow get image? cheesy cheesy cheesy
Yes, Sharks have a worse image than bees but bees actually kill more people annually! Fact!!
Pets › Re: Photos From A Ram Fighting Event In Lagos by zynzyn(m): 2:48pm On Sep 15, 2015
ladyF:
Lol, this will be a very lucrative business tho, revenue from gate fee alone, then payment to buy from to participate grin

Who wants to partner with me, let's organise snake fight....all those snakes that come to people's compound, we can beg them to catch it and give to us grin

It's [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again grin grin grin
Then the condition is organizers must hang the snakes on their necks. Shikena!!
Crime › Re: Female Thieves Arrested In Akwa Ibom (photos) by zynzyn(m): 2:44pm On Sep 15, 2015
SeverusSnape:
They are even ugly. Mtcheeww... But they shouldn't be manhandled.
If guy thieves should be manhandled, same applies to them o!
Education › Re: Meet The Unique Identical Twins Who Both Graduated With First Class.. Photos by zynzyn(m): 10:35am On Sep 15, 2015
Meanwhile their toasters go sweat ehn!! shocked cool
Education › Re: Meet The Unique Identical Twins Who Both Graduated With First Class.. Photos by zynzyn(m): 10:34am On Sep 15, 2015
Of course their twin status helps them to challenge and motivate each other academically!
Celebrities › Re: Peace Hyde: Meet Ghana's Reporter With The 'Baddest' Curves (Photos) by zynzyn(m): 3:37pm On Sep 14, 2015
FruityLass:
Sweet Jesus embarassed

Dash me that plenty
WHY? tongue lipsrsealed

Talk True!! smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Ifesinachi Anih, A Christian, Converts To Islam (PHOTOS) by zynzyn(m): 1:49pm On Sep 14, 2015
joseph1832:
So a 16 year old girl who is still a minor and a dependent can convert to Islam and she will be accepted.

Perhaps the Sheik who accepted her conversion might be willing to tell us what will happen to her should her parents decide to unleash their wrath on her?

And should she be disowned, who is going to carter for her needs and education ( let it be known that marrying her off isn't acceptable).

I find it hard to believe that this set of people who accepted this girl did so without considering the fact that she's very much a minor and such decision is just too heavy for her to make on her own.

I look forward to the rest of this story because I know feeling and emotions will fly when the parents become involved because she's still their daughter and any attempt to take her away from them is kidnapping.
Disagree.

16 is legal age for consent for sex. So it also applies to religion.

Her choice if Islam should be respected.

My take is, she has never experienced TRUE CHRISTIANITY, so the failure is that of her parents!
Family › Re: Man Catches Neighbour Having Sex With His Wife On His Matrimonial Bed In Lagos by zynzyn(m): 1:10pm On Sep 14, 2015
nnamdiokere45:
women...e b like say na una like sex pass ooo
Dey like it pass, that is why they were given lower libido.

The woman enjoys a much stronger orgasm than the man! Once a man comes, he is usually half done, but a woman can go on and on if the man is capable.

If to say dem libido high like man own EEHN?! shocked shocked Forget, most guys no go marry, for fear of having this nasty experience!
Properties › Re: Bungalows For Sale Nigeria: Abuja, Lagos, Port Harcourt, Ibadan, 2, 3, 4 Bedroom by zynzyn(op): 8:58pm On Sep 11, 2015
Properties › Almost 3000 Sqm Commercial Land For Sale In Mabushi by zynzyn(op): 8:36pm On Sep 11, 2015
It is sharing a fence with Rhema Chapel

Check other details:

http://www.abujahouseprices.com/2015/09/almost-3000-sqm-commercial-land-near.html
Properties › Re: Land in Abuja: Asokoro, Maitama, Wuse, Garki Area 1,2,3,4, 5,6,7, 8, 9, 10 etc by zynzyn(op): 8:34pm On Sep 11, 2015
Almost 3000 Sqm commercial land near Next Supermarket, Mabushi

http://www.abujahouseprices.com/2015/09/almost-3000-sqm-commercial-land-near.html
Politics › Re: Soldiers, Militants Clash Claims Three In Delta - PUNCH by zynzyn(m): 8:23pm On Sep 11, 2015
ohimi:
More war at hand....

Boko Boys will restrategies, when Niger Delta is burning, am not sure Nigeria can do with war in two front.

o ya sai buhari
Serious worry!
Romance › Re: 5 Signs To Know Your Girlfriend Is Not Loyal In A Relationship by zynzyn(m): 8:21pm On Sep 11, 2015
Rapmoney:
It shouldn't be an issue to debate on that 'love' and 'loyalty' are two different phenomenons entirely, yet, they go hand-in-hand with each other. Getting loyalty from the 'modern' Nigerian city girls sometimes, could be like the proverbial camel passing through the eyes of the needle, as projected by Christ in the Holy Bible!!! wink...and especially, when your funds are low!

The average Nigerian girl that lives in the city might be a pain in the ass for you if you take her issues so seriously; carrying it on your head as if it was your destiny...especially, the flashy and trendy ones whose only dream in life is to surround themselves with as much material things as they can get wink. This situation might even prove worse when you are not aware of the ingredients that can bring about this loyalty. It is true that no one can be absolutely loyal, as other factors sometimes play their roles but disloyalty can be curtailed seriously when in relationship

1) She disappears during festive periods: If you are dating a Nigerian babe and she is fond of disappearing during festive times such as Christmas, New Year, Valentine's Day, Easter, Eide-Kabir, etc, just know she is the disloyal type. She fake herself to be so busy during these times and absolutely make herself unavailable to you! She's probably in the warm hands of another man who she feels can cater for her expensive taste and needs during the celebration season!!! Young man, you have no business with such a lady! I thought festive seasons were meant to be enjoyed together with friends and loved ones huh o:

2) She uses baseless excuses to explain her unavailability: Disloyal ladies hardly spend quality time with you except they stand to gain one material benefit or the other from you! To you, you are in a relationship. To them, it is 'business' as usual! cheesy. They always put the blame on rain, too much sunshine, breeze, traffic, friend's wedding, etc, to avoid meeting with you but just tell her to come and collect a large sum of money you promised her and she will happily take the next available cab even if the whole rain in China, Vietnam and Cambodia combined is nothing compared to the rain pouring in the area where she resides!!! grin. Observe watchfully, bro! wink

3) She is so familiar with the joints you have taken her to and the regular male visitors there: She would know the prices of the range of drinks they have and the amounts they sell the ranges of foods they have in these places!!! She attracts 'funny' eye contacts and body languages from male folks around often and she sometimes wave at them when you act as if you are not looking! grin. How did she come to know about these places and what they offer if she hasn't been taken to these places by different men on several occassions? huh

4) Her phone hardly rings in your presence: Yes! Funny as it sounds, it is true. It is a tactful act that you should be a aware of...'your' girl (everybody's friend) could be the disloyal type. If she switches off her phone, you might suspect so she might put an old sim card that no one calls to disguise as a 'good girl' in your presence. This is an expo...if you notice something like this too often when she visits, try to call her number on your phone and see if it goes. If it doesn't, don't try to bother her on why she is using another sim she didn't tell you about!!! Just know she is the disloyal type! You have an option...you can get up and dust your ass to save yourself further stress!!! wink

5) She spends your money but you can never see her penny: If she is the type that keeps her 20k to feast on your little 5k, just see her as disloyal! I wonder how some young men spend hugely on ladies who have never bought them a boxers or singlet before! huh Relationship is give and take. If she gives you sex and nothing more for the financial benefits she gets from you, then she's a pros!!! If not, what's the transaction between a guy and a pros? huh Money for hand=back for ground grin grin. After all, who yansh dor help abeg! huh

Shine your eyes and be a Realist!!!
In the name of success, all women are bound to be loyal and confess that you are the man!!!
Chai, Girls don show this O.P. N K A N!! shocked shocked grin grin
Properties › Re: 950 Sqm FHA Residential Land For Sale In Gwarinpa (gwarimpa) Abuja, Nigeria. by zynzyn(op): 6:42pm On Sep 07, 2015
Great price for turnkey projects
Properties › Affordable 103 Hectares Land For Sale In Mpape, Abuja, Nigeria! by zynzyn(op): 6:37pm On Sep 07, 2015
Title is R of O!

Plot number available for your window search!

Price is 1.8b Net!

Call Seyi on 0703 737 2080, 0905 060 7437
Properties › 950 Sqm FHA Residential Land For Sale In Gwarinpa (gwarimpa) Abuja, Nigeria. by zynzyn(op): 3:03pm On Sep 07, 2015
Size is 950 Sqm approx
Price is 25m
Title is FHA R of O
Purpose is Residential.

Call Seyi on 0703 737 2080, 0905 060 7437
Properties › Re: 2 Bedroom Flat Needed by zynzyn(m): 2:55pm On Sep 07, 2015
Sale or rent?

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