₦airaland Forum

BALLONEY EXCUSE!
China and Russia no get weapon to sell? Are they not world military powers!

ABEGIII!!

miney:
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Today's women generally measure their worth by sex appeal. Smhhh!!

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zynzyn:
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Welcome!

FAKING A DOCTOR?!

Real Stupid! That is one of the most controlled professions anywhere in the world!

Smart but S T U P I D!

Living such a high profile lifestyle was bound to send alarm bells ringing particularly given their Nigerian identities and no identifiable means of lifelihood!

They stole. As a consequence, they were denied the wisdom to be frugal and modest!

C H E C K M A T E!

S T A L E M A T E!!

Kiakia:
What blockheads get into in the name of being initiated into a cult. What benefits are there if not destruction and regret thereafter, yet some dumbs will hasten to rush to a cult group for such harrowing initiation practices just to feel belonged. Nauseating! Oh Soyinka. Your noble intentions in the past has metamorphosed into ruinous act for our youths. What are you doing to stop this trend? FG should take a second look at this phenomenon.

The nature of Nigerian society is cultish and clanish! DON'T BLAME SOYINKA! Even the Churches are personality cults!

Creating an online presence for a hotel ....................!

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Setting Up an Agriculture Site?

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madam show us your face now, as a celebrity concern!

Twaci:


Dont think her illness was serious, else that kian thing no go cross her mind.

gbam!

Airforce1:
I would like to see her past and present medical records

Why na? Shebi u no send?!

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i've seen worse!!

leaders of tomorrow, yeah!

thecreativeguy:
There are two dates in every year which i don't use to forget. The first is April 23 (my birthday); while the second is December 23 (Christmas day). But this year, another date has being joined with these two dates which I can't forget every year. The new date is June 10. It was the day i lost my mother. Though i don't like remembering what happened on that day, i will try telling you bits about it.

It was a wednesday. She woke up early before many others, like many other days, and after preparing herself, went to her shop for the day's business (her shop is beside our house). That morning, she talked to people, washed her clothes, and attending to customers. In fact, when she finished washing her clothes, she was happy because the sun shone that day (the previous days were rainy).

Well, I was just recovering from malaria. I was inside and she called me. I answered her by coming to the balcony, while she was downstairs. She ask me to come and help her call those that will supply water for her tank, and I told her am coming. Before going to meet her, I decided to relax a bit.

Few minutes later, when I went downstairs to her shop, I saw her siting on the chair in her shop, in a posture that made me feel instantly that something is wrong somewhere. I was relutant going in at first, because I was feeling 'What if it's what i'm thinking? But soon, a young girl want to buy something and i use that medium to go in to where she is, telling her 'Mummy, they want to buy something.' But she's gone (though not totally gone then). But when we get her to the hospital, she's gone.

It's a painful incident. But there are lessons we all can learn from her death.

1. The Distance Between Life And Death Is Just A Step Away: You wouldn't know the real meaning of this if you haven't experienced it. Someone you talked to just few minutes ago, and in the next minute, the person is gone.

2. People Will Talk About You When You're Gone: My mum's death was a big loss to not only we her immediate family, but everyone that knows her. Why? Because of her good deeds. She's known by some as 'Iya Alaanu' (a mother who pity and help). She's a good woman. There are many people she had helped and still planned to help. When she died, everyone (ibos, yorubas) keep lamenting how good a woman she was.

What would be said about you after you are no more is determined by how you live your life today. If you want people to talk good about you when you're gone (in a way that will make life easier for your children you're leaving behind), do good always.

3. When Making Plans, Think Death: My mum's old mother died this year (during the elections) and the final burial ceremony is being scheduled to hold in early Septemeber. She's already making preparations for it (buying shoes and other things). But lo, she didn't even live to withness the final burial ceremony of her mother!! What a world!

Thus, in every plan you make, always think about death. And if you make plans and you live to execute it, thank God for it please.

4. Don't Hide Things From Your Family, You Don't Know When You'll Die: My mother rarely hid things from we her children. Infact, few days before she died, she do tell us about the types of dreams she do have (i wished i've taken them much serious) When my mother died, before many consolers and outsiders came, myself and my sister had cleared her money with some important documents of she have from where she keeps them.

In anything you do, let your family know about it- you don't know when you will die.

5. You Will Die, But Your Legacy Lives On: My mother trained me and my siblings using what i will call a 'classic approach'. There are certain things i see others do to their parents, and i wonder if i can dare try that with my mum. My mum trained us in a 'no-nonsence' way, making me and my siblings to be outstanding (though not perfect).

Now that she's gone, her legacy lives on. You know, even now, when doing something, i do think about her opinion (like, 'Will she like this if she's around?)

Thus, everyone of us should strive to live lifestyles of good legacies so that when we are gone, our good legacies will live on. Parents should teach their children well; in a way that, when you are gone, your legacies will leave on.

6. Life Is Vanity: My mum is working on her own house project- she couldn't complete it. Many sees her as a 'big woman'; but she take none of her money with her. She had lots of clothes, shoes, bags (you trust women), but they were distributed. In fact, the one she put on the day she died was burnt with fire- she takes none along!

Life is vanity. There is nothing we bring to this world that we will take along while leaving. Don't make wealth and success a do-or-die affair. Don't look for money in wrong ways. Women, don't sell your body for money. Guys, don't do wrong fradulent things to get money. They are all vanities!!!!

Ha. Mummy, so you've left your boy alone. You really suffered for your children, but didn't wait to eat your labours. I want to make you proud. I have lots of plans for you. But if you are seeing me wherever you are now, by God's Help, i promise to make you proud. Ha. Life is not just fair. Ha. Good night ma.

www.creativeguyhub.com/2015/08/6-things-you-can-learn-from-my-mums.html?m=1

o boy e no easy. Take heart!

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Anybody visiting this thread should not mind the jobless and insecure THIEVES trying to hijack my forum. I will defend my price anywhere! They are not well informed that is why they cannot understand my pricing!

Unlike is the case in developed countries, many Nigerians are amazingly unaware that one of the keys to business success is research.

If you are selling a product or a vital service, do you have any indicator as to how popular your product or service is? Do you know which brand of the product you are selling is the most popular? Would you rather guess like most Nigerians do?

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This is the mentality that has compromised Nigeria's security effectiveness!!

Nigerian security agents, Military in particular, want to be feared rather than respected!

That is why you threaten people for wearing camouflage. You want to present the Military as a superior cult, superior to everyone else.

The americans or even russians would not threaten civilians for wearing camouflage with harmless motives, because they know there is much more to being a soldier than wearing camouflage. Those who have been through Military Training should know!

Because the Nigerian Military is a cult of fear, people are unwilling to interact with them and share information with them, information that may well save their lives and others' as well.

Some people deeply resent Nigerians in Uniform, for reasons you may not be able to blame them for if u hear their story!

Also, some brilliant Nigerians who could contribute so much to Nigeria's Military and Security effectiveness won't enlist and will have nothing to do with the forces! SAD! At the same time, many of those who join do so only because of the power and impunity they believe they can get from the uniform/uniforms.

Clearly, the mentality of Nigeria's security and defense personnel must change!

Imagine Civil Defence and navy using guns being sent to harass unarmed street traders. It still happens today!

They should have been better oriented to tell whoever sends them that that is below their calling!

The real problem is the corruption contributing to the incapacity of our military.
They never expected to face something like Boko Haram!

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