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Oh boy be careful O!

Some people on Nairaland are ready to kill and slaughter you for charging N7,000 for a website. They are insecure people and they will highjack this thread and be saying all kinds of nonsense about what does not concern them, probably to spoil your market! NIGERIANS!!

@tola9ja

Na wa for that your signature pic!

With the force you wan take kick admin, u sef must fall now!

Look am well before kicking!!

Metallurgist:
Finally the truth is out

Oh boy I bow for how you dey believe your truth O!

Person like you no suppose jam deadly guyman O!

Rilwayne001:
And you had to point a gun at me because i found no sense in your write up

**Sigh**

Simple, reply with a pump action GIF!

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vimi:
What will be your reply if you are Dangote?

I will send a scan of a check to him/her via twitter.

Post dated till Year 3000!

LESSON
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Not all dogs are mongrels.

The moment you take a threatening action, some dogs, like Dobermans, are ready for you!

It is even more dangerous when they are in a pack, that will trigger violent hunting instincts!

Abuja property market! You need knowledge!

We have been disappointed by several agents!

zynzyn:
If i were you i will stay in a cheap rented house and use that money for property business, using Nairaland for promotion. You should be able to make good money every 3 months but just be careful how you spend. When you make some good money you can buy land in a 'safe' estate.

Somehow i do not support spending all my money on any property in Nigeria...........just in case!

worldfamous23:
tanks my dear i will

If i were you i will stay in a cheap rented house and use that money for property business, using Nairaland for promotion. You should be able to make good money every 3 months but just be careful how you spend. When you make some good money you can buy land in a 'safe' estate.

Would like to know which is Kyami and which is not Kyami, so confusing!

Just be careful my brother/sister!

We badly need reliable sellers of these properties in Abuja. R OF O MINIMUM

I am a second mandate to the prospective buyer.

The properties must be genuine and unsold.

I must sight original documents and get photocopies to be convinced and get my buyer involved.

I will only entertain calls from/meetings with the direct sellers mandate.

I am Seyi. My numbers are 0703 737 2080, 0818 0262 555.

Ah Aaaah!

How come no ladies respondin' to dis!

Yomieluv:
Lemme make it short.

Went to a friend's place on Tuesday to watch Real-Madrid match. After a while,I heard a knock at the door,my friend went to open,I started hearing noise,on getting to the door,I saw my friend beating his girlfriend. I had to ask,he said the girlfriend came unannounced,and want to force herself in,which resulted to fracas.

I settled them,and went drop the girl in her hostel in unilag,went I came back to my friend's place,he was shouting that why should I go drop the girl off to her hostel,that I should have left her outside,when he locked the door against her. That my loyalty should be to him.

My question is this,was I wrong to have dropped her? I went to drop her because she was crying,bruised,and her sandal was torn.it will be unfair to leave her outside.

How can I help her out of the toxic relationship,without being seen as a traitor,or back-stabber by my friend, because its obvious my friend didn't like her at all,she's the one forcing herself on him.

Imagine after the whole beating,while driving her to school,she was pleading with me to beg my friend for her,I was like WTF in my mind,but didn't say anything,that I will get back to her.

You took a gallant but somewhat dumb risk:

1. You don't know the cause of the quarrel, whether she was caught c h e a t i n g!!

2. Your padi may begin to suspect u want to bang her!

mawetoritse:
Aliko Dangote’s daughter, Mariya Dantata is now a graduate. The pretty young lady graduated yesterday, 15th of April from Coventry University with a Master Degree. Her dad, siblings, close family and friends, including billionaire Femi Otedola were all there to celebrate her special day with her. We say big congrats to her.

http://maweprosper..com/2015/04/photos-aliko-dangotes-daughter.html

I am actually impressed they chose a Nigerian University, and Covenant for that matter!

Khalessi:
My Mom broke up with this guy...

In short, you would have been vacationing in Monaco every year by now

ELTON123:
The bleaching cream expert posted this photo on instagram, showing off the difference between when they weren't using his bleaching creams (left) and after they used it (right)

Still not convinced about bleaching, particularly for guys. The girl is still beautiful in the first picture if she had used the right picture.

A shapely woman is a shapely woman. Bleaching NO DEY ENHANCE SHAPE!! GBAM!

Gold Plated Aluminium Handrails are preferred by some.

phemsie:
na wa o nothing wey we no go see for nairaland.

boys wan make money by force

It is not by force o!

Contract is for Omor-Umulokpa Road.

Any interested person can do their due diligence!

Nature of job: Refurbishment

Length of Road: 6.5 km

Value of Contract: N979,889,663.45

Purchase Value is 20% of Contract Value.

Ministry Fees 21% Less VAT, Tax

Consultancy/Agent Fees: 5%

Duration is 12 Months.

Mobilization is 15%

Total Estimated profit to buyer: N304.3 Million

If interested, please call Seyi on 0703 737 2080, 0818 0262 555.

This is God's judgement for those who treat the gospel as a business!

Sorry for their kids

I wish say na america wey she go take alimony teach am sense!

This is an 8000 Sqm Piece of Commercial Property Opposite a Popular Embassy in Central Area.

Price is Just 850 Million Naira.

This is a very good deal considering the location.

Please Contact Seyi on 0703 737 2080 or 0818 0262 555

Jonathan appears certain to win! And APC should blame themselves.

APC's campaign has been shoddy, thin and lacking conviction.

I have not seen any APC ad on television. They seem to be concentrating only on posters which would appeal to the uneducated.

In every election, there are fringe voters, the undecided, and the final campaigns before the election are crucial in winning them over.

It appears APC has decided already to prepare to protest an election they never actually contested seriously!

Corrupt Government, Mediocre Opposition!

barristerMDGs:
Did he realy used the word dictator?

Are you doubting that Buhari was a dictator? Check his dossier!