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Bed Time Story by frank316(m): 3:18pm On May 24, 2008
a man was reading bed time story for his wife, he suddenly stop after he was through with the first page and dipped his hands into her pussy.

"what is wrong with you, you wan f**k?" the wife asked

"no, i just wanted to wet my hands to enable me flip over the next page'  he said.


Evening meal

a poor man was sharing dinner for his four kid: he called them by their names and passed it to them one by one starting from the eldest

"peter, take your food"
"thank you papa" peter replied and went strainght to devour the food

"john, have yours"
"papa thank" john said after he collected the food.

"richard, this is your"
"thank you papa'

"junior, eat from the pot"
seeing that the food was finished, junior asked" but papa what will you eat?"

"My, son, make una chop, me i go chop una mama sleep"
Re: Bed Time Story by Cayon(f): 3:29pm On May 24, 2008
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frank 3.16:

a man was reading bed time story for his wife, he suddenly stop after he was through with the first page and dipped his hands into her pussy.

"what is wrong with you, you wan f**k?" the wife asked

"no, i just wanted to wet my hands to enable me flip over the next page'  he said.
Re: Bed Time Story by Suntemi(m): 5:24pm On May 24, 2008
Oga o

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