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^^^If you laugh too much at the woman's pant, it could be considered a sin

Talking about sin makes me shiver.

i shivered so much i could feel it in my liver

Blue moon be ignoring me much,I had to leave her

Saw some Robbers on the road, made my Joystick wither

one day ill be so rich, ill be swimming in a money river

A river of money is the abode of the deceiver

And if she told me she loves me I believe her

^^ I think she is only after your cheddar

^^thats why she left me in the stormy weather

Believe it or not, KHAKI is not leather.

thats why i fly with birds of the same feather

all the beds in the sky cant bring u
the softnes with their feather.
For u to put ur heart on, dnt pounder

now she wonder
follows me arround like a lost puppy scared of thunder

i told her
girl no need to suffer
me i no b heart rubber
Give me ur heart i no go slaughter

That's why the poem above makes me shudder.

and thats why i dont think i can hear another

mruknaijaboy: and thats why i dont think i can hear another

hear another what, Brother?

another poem because it makes me wanna find a lover

one whos ladylike but she a freak undercover

beware of those who are undercover, difficult to tell if it is a him or her

thats why I make sure her bosoms are all her

Be careful with her
As we almost did it in my car

Are you sure it was not her twin sister?

Her twin sister married so i doubt it mister

Where did you hear about her sister, on Twitter?

Perhaps i should giv u her number so u could meet her

Perhaps you could give me her twitter so i can tweet her

all this her, her , her, please change the topic and talk about the weather

bermuda1: all this her, her , her, please change the topic and talk about the weather

that's because the female is a more interestin topic than the weather or even cheddah

but me i dont mind cause were all here together

The way you write makes me want to question your gender

why is that? im a male from january to december

Though i know secretly you wish you could change your gender.