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| Tunde Bakare: 10 Ways To Get Jonathan's Love by egift(m): 11:55am On Aug 06, 2012 |
Here are my top 10 things that will make Presido and his boys to love Pastor Tunde bakare any day, any time. You can add more.. 1. Just preach some passage of the scripture and pretend not to know Nigeria's current affairs. 2. Ask his congregation to keep praying for our leaders (so they can keep their looting spree without getting caught). 3. Tell everyone Jonathan was sent by God. He is Goodluck - so everyone praising him is going to get lucky big time). 4. Criticize anyone not support President GEJ 5. Tell Nigerians that all politicians are the same and that we should not raise our hopes. 6. Bakare should have just accepted the $50,000 7. Give us some useless reasons why Jonathan have been spending trillions of naira and nothing to show for it. (like .."The problem took s very long time to accumulate, therefore it will take the same volume of time to undo. So Nigerians should start by giving him addition 8yrs - he is just warming up"  .8. Invite government officials to his church for special prayers on Sunday - (guess what, we will be watching it live on NTA). 9. Tell the world that "oil is in Niger Delta, therefore the son of the soil have the right to waste it as he wants". 10. Finally - Jonathan, PDP, the 40 laptop gang, government contractors and others - will just love Pastor Tunde Bakere if he could just keep silence, take a vacation, or rent an apartment in a cave - and stop reminding the people the pains they are enduring. So what else will make PDP, Presido and NL's 40 Laptop gang to stop insulting Pastor Tunde Bakare? - Add yours. |
| Re: Tunde Bakare: 10 Ways To Get Jonathan's Love by honeric01(m): 12:15pm On Aug 06, 2012 |
If he joins PDP  |
| Re: Tunde Bakare: 10 Ways To Get Jonathan's Love by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 12:37pm On Aug 06, 2012 |
egift: Here are my top 10 things that will make Presido and his boys to love Pastor Tunde bakare any day, any time. You can add more.. 1: Places a curse on Ge. Buhari to turn into a bloody baboon and dance naked at Eagles Square with a monkey on his head |
| Re: Tunde Bakare: 10 Ways To Get Jonathan's Love by nuclearboy(m): 4:03pm On Aug 06, 2012 |
Have and broadcast a vision that God has ordained, that after GEJ spends 8 years, Dame is the next appointed luck-monger and she too should be given 8 years! In fact, after that "revelation", you will become Aso Rock chaplain 1 Like |
| Re: Tunde Bakare: 10 Ways To Get Jonathan's Love by gregg2: 8:44pm On Aug 06, 2012 |
Good the way haters are getting innovative in criticising GEJ. |
| Re: Tunde Bakare: 10 Ways To Get Jonathan's Love by zeal500: 8:49pm On Aug 06, 2012 |
He should simply follow Dame around with lots of praise singing |
| Re: Tunde Bakare: 10 Ways To Get Jonathan's Love by LFJ: 9:11pm On Aug 06, 2012 |
This is surely the best way for pastor Bakara to go to avoid the trouble of 40 Laptops Campaign squad and the newly commision attack dog squad. |
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