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10 Signs Of A Nigerian Flyiing The First Time. by StellaBella(f): 4:48am On Aug 26, 2012 |
1. All him family go dey airport. Including neighbours 2. Im go wear agbada and cap to match 3. Ghana must go dey among im bags 4. Waiting area.. Im go dey sneak dey open im passport, dey admire im visa. 5. Dey touch im blokous area. Whether im $354 dollars still dey there. 6. Dey rush enter plane, as if the plane go leave am. 7. Sittdon for another person seat even wan head first class 8. Begin shout...'' blood of Jesus'' as the plane dey take off. 9. Dey call air hostess every five minutes for time wey remain to reach and im eye gum for window. 10.Begin clap and shout '' Thank you Jesus'' as plane land... my people over to you.. 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Signs Of A Nigerian Flyiing The First Time. by ayobase(m): 5:25am On Aug 26, 2012 |
That Nigerian must actually be from the village.....I meant a VILLAGE! . Laughing at his family (extended I gez), ghana must go and eyeing of Visa. . U no gree for me abi? . This ur Naeto C's styles-10/10 these days....hanging arnd for the next...it must reach 10, this is NO 2! . Swthrt, promise me sey u no go add blokous matter! |
Re: 10 Signs Of A Nigerian Flyiing The First Time. by StellaBella(f): 5:36am On Aug 26, 2012 |
ayobase: That Nigerian must actually be from the village.....I meant a VILLAGE! I swear say I will not use the B WORD as much as I will love it |
Re: 10 Signs Of A Nigerian Flyiing The First Time. by ayobase(m): 6:03am On Aug 26, 2012 |
Deal then....I gat ur back! |
Re: 10 Signs Of A Nigerian Flyiing The First Time. by dont8(m): 7:14am On Aug 26, 2012 |
Gbam! That Nigerian man must be from Stella's village. He has to inform the village head and prayer offered for his going and coming (don't think he'll be happy about the clause 'coming'). He must greet everyone on his way to airport and inform them of his departure, even when not asked. Because of him, the management will have a rethink and put NO PREACHING ON BOARD THANK YOU. ayobase: That Nigerian must actually be from the village.....I meant a VILLAGE! 1 Like |
Re: 10 Signs Of A Nigerian Flyiing The First Time. by ebamma(m): 7:21am On Aug 26, 2012 |
stella u get mind to come disgrace your village people like this for nairaland |
Re: 10 Signs Of A Nigerian Flyiing The First Time. by StellaBella(f): 8:17am On Aug 26, 2012 |
dont8: Gbam!Na Dont8 stori be this when him go study ZOOLOGY for AZERBIJAN enroute TURKEY. Remember say the whole village hire bus come sing goodbye na. Why u dey pretend. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Signs Of A Nigerian Flyiing The First Time. by Vicjustice: 9:03am On Aug 26, 2012 |
Stella_Bella: 1. All him family go dey airport. Including neighboursHilarious. But are you sharing from personal experience? I agree with all except a few. 1) They don't use the "Ghana Must Go" bags, they would be too embarrassed to use such local luggage: only a commercial minded old-timer would use the Ghana-Must-Go bags to transport all the African commodities to be sold abroad. 2) They don't dress up in Agbada, they also feel too embarrassed to stand odd and be distinguished, so, they prefer to dress smart in extremely neat and perfectly ironed western clothes. 3) Most of them don't often go to the airport with all family plus neighbours, they are too cautious and suspect everyone of "witchcraft" and the capability to hinder their success, hence they go to the airport only with trusted family members. Apart from these 3 arguable points, your observations are a spot on 5 Likes |
Re: 10 Signs Of A Nigerian Flyiing The First Time. by Freiburger(m): 10:15am On Aug 26, 2012 |
Op, are you trying to tell us something from your own experience? |
Re: 10 Signs Of A Nigerian Flyiing The First Time. by cindyrella(f): 10:20am On Aug 26, 2012 |
Stella Stella I hail thee. You sure say no be ur experience u just share with us? 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Signs Of A Nigerian Flyiing The First Time. by Emmy9ite(m): 11:01am On Aug 26, 2012 |
Nice 1 op. Lemme add small -He will find it hard to put his seat belt -He will bring a lamp along in case nepa takes light. -He will be waving people on the ground! 1 Like |
Re: 10 Signs Of A Nigerian Flyiing The First Time. by Nobody: 12:27pm On Aug 26, 2012 |
Na joke be this. |
Re: 10 Signs Of A Nigerian Flyiing The First Time. by dont8(m): 1:19pm On Aug 26, 2012 |
AZERBIJAN kini? Aircraft no dey land for that place o, unless Witchcraft. Stella_Bella: |
Re: 10 Signs Of A Nigerian Flyiing The First Time. by ayobase(m): 1:36pm On Aug 26, 2012 |
diluminati: Na joke be this. Joke for where...REALITY! . Don8 don nak u the whole tori na! |
Re: 10 Signs Of A Nigerian Flyiing The First Time. by oyedun82(m): 2:53pm On Aug 26, 2012 |
true yarn, if U no blive go stay 4 airport 4 a month to witness one |
Re: 10 Signs Of A Nigerian Flyiing The First Time. by StellaBella(f): 10:32pm On Aug 26, 2012 |
dont8: AZERBIJAN kini?Hmmmmmm I am fearing oh. How u take know say na only harry porters dey land there. |
Re: 10 Signs Of A Nigerian Flyiing The First Time. by StellaBella(f): 10:34pm On Aug 26, 2012 |
cindyrella: Stella Stella I hail thee. You sure say no be ur experience u just share with us?Okay, I admit some were mine. Like ghana must go bag Puting my money in the vajayjay And admiring my visa. Ok..ok okayyyy All where mine Are u happy now |
Re: 10 Signs Of A Nigerian Flyiing The First Time. by Joeblis(m): 11:05pm On Aug 26, 2012 |
^~^~^This girl is one funny poo lol |
Re: 10 Signs Of A Nigerian Flyiing The First Time. by PaulJohn1: 11:58pm On Aug 26, 2012 |
Damn, can't stop laughing. This girl badt gan Mod, please let this topic be on the front page. It's too funny to be hidden. Nigerians, u're too much 1 Like |
Re: 10 Signs Of A Nigerian Flyiing The First Time. by StellaBella(f): 2:58am On Aug 27, 2012 |
Emmy9ite: Nice 1 op. Lemme add smallSeatbeat ke? I nor go fall out na? I use the food table wedge myself until two air hostess come buckle me tight. Kai. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Signs Of A Nigerian Flyiing The First Time. by StellaBella(f): 4:27am On Aug 27, 2012 |
Okay make I confess this wan quick If u flush toilet for inside plane[first time] I swear, the sound go make u run out nak.ed I dey hold my piss and shiit since then.. With the help of meditation. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Signs Of A Nigerian Flyiing The First Time. by ayobase(m): 8:35am On Aug 27, 2012 |
Stella_Bella: Okay make I confess this wan quick LOL....medication? |
Re: 10 Signs Of A Nigerian Flyiing The First Time. by StellaBella(f): 8:40am On Aug 27, 2012 |
ayobase:MEDITATION! ..... Uuuhhhmmm I go nor shiit, I no go piss * 100 times And repeat.... |
Re: 10 Signs Of A Nigerian Flyiing The First Time. by cindyrella(f): 9:26am On Aug 27, 2012 |
Stella_Bella: |
Re: 10 Signs Of A Nigerian Flyiing The First Time. by oyedun82(m): 11:29am On Aug 27, 2012 |
cindyrella:y u dey laff lyk dis u dey make me laff ooooo |
Re: 10 Signs Of A Nigerian Flyiing The First Time. by dont8(m): 2:47pm On Aug 27, 2012 |
You told me your experience there when you came back, have you forgotten? Stella_Bella: |
Re: 10 Signs Of A Nigerian Flyiing The First Time. by Nobody: 9:08am On Aug 28, 2012 |
I swear this Stella gurl na kolo. Very funny |
Re: 10 Signs Of A Nigerian Flyiing The First Time. by StellaBella(f): 3:59pm On Aug 28, 2012 |
dont8: You told me your experience there when you came back, I've you forgotten?I will slap your esophagus oh.. Na me and u dey discuss witch matter Your mate for wizard don dey fly go Jupiter and Mars You Dey fly go Azerbijan |
Re: 10 Signs Of A Nigerian Flyiing The First Time. by dont8(m): 6:21pm On Aug 28, 2012 |
Jupiter gini, dem tell you say na me want replace Neil Armstrong? My wizard arm never strong reach that level, make I intend flying to venus, make I go land for inside sun Stella_Bella: |
Re: 10 Signs Of A Nigerian Flyiing The First Time. by StellaBella(f): 5:59pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
Paul John: Damn, can't stop laughing.Haba moderator, Publish me nah Oya take One naira buns. If this thread die? I go enter religion section fast. |
Re: 10 Signs Of A Nigerian Flyiing The First Time. by uceee(m): 12:23am On Aug 31, 2012 |
Lol.....una funny abeg. |
Re: 10 Signs Of A Nigerian Flyiing The First Time. by StellaBella(f): 9:06am On Sep 23, 2012 |
uceee: Lol.....una funny abeg.There are funny people on this site.. Sometimes, I laugh out so loud from reading some darn funny post. |
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