1. All him family go dey airport. Including neighbours
2. Im go wear agbada and cap to match
3. Ghana must go dey among im bags
4. Waiting area.. Im go dey sneak dey open im passport, dey admire im visa.
5. Dey touch im blokous area. Whether im $354 dollars still dey there.
6. Dey rush enter plane, as if the plane go leave am.
7. Sittdon for another person seat even wan head first class
8. Begin shout...'' blood of Jesus'' as the plane dey take off.
9. Dey call air hostess every five minutes for time wey remain to reach and im eye gum for window.
10.Begin clap and shout '' Thank you Jesus'' as plane land...
my people over to you..

That Nigerian must actually be from the village.....I meant a VILLAGE!
.
Laughing at his family (extended I gez), ghana must go and eyeing of Visa.
.
U no gree for me abi?
.
This ur Naeto C's styles-10/10 these days....hanging arnd for the next...it must reach 10, this is NO 2!
.
Swthrt, promise me sey u no go add blokous matter!

ayobase: That Nigerian must actually be from the village.....I meant a VILLAGE!
.
Laughing at his family (extended I gez), ghana must go and eyeing of Visa.
.
U no gree for me abi?
.
This ur Naeto C's styles-10/10 these days....hanging arnd for the next...it must reach 10, this is NO 2!
.
Swthrt, promise me sey u no go add blokous matter!

I swear say I will not use the B WORD as much as I will love it

Deal then....I gat ur back!

Gbam!

That Nigerian man must be from Stella's village.

He has to inform the village head and prayer offered for his going and coming (don't think he'll be happy about the clause 'coming').

He must greet everyone on his way to airport and inform them of his departure, even when not asked.

Because of him, the management will have a rethink and put NO PREACHING ON BOARD THANK YOU.

ayobase: That Nigerian must actually be from the village.....I meant a VILLAGE!
.
Laughing at his family (extended I gez), ghana must go and eyeing of Visa.
.
U no gree for me abi?
.
This ur Naeto C's styles-10/10 these days....hanging arnd for the next...it must reach 10, this is NO 2!
.
Swthrt, promise me sey u no go add blokous matter!

stella u get mind to come disgrace your village people like this for nairaland

dont8: Gbam!

That Nigerian man must be from Stella's village.

He has to inform the village head and prayer offered for his going and coming (don't think he'll be happy about the clause 'coming').

He must greet everyone on his way to airport and inform them of his departure, even when not asked.

Because of him, the management will have a rethink and put NO PREACHING ON BOARD THANK YOU.

Na Dont8 stori be this when him go study ZOOLOGY for AZERBIJAN enroute TURKEY.
Remember say the whole village hire bus come sing goodbye na.
Why u dey pretend.

Stella_Bella: 1. All him family go dey airport. Including neighbours
2. Im go wear agbada and cap to match
3. Ghana must go dey among im bags
4. Waiting area.. Im go dey sneak dey open im passport, dey admire im visa.
5. Dey touch im blokous area. Whether im $354 dollars still dey there.
6. Dey rush enter plane, as if the plane go leave am.
7. Sittdon for another person seat even wan head first class
8. Begin shout...'' blood of Jesus'' as the plane dey take off.
9. Dey call air hostess every five minutes for time wey remain to reach and im eye gum for window.
10.Begin clap and shout '' Thank you Jesus'' as plane land...
my people over to you..

Hilarious. But are you sharing from personal experience?
I agree with all except a few.
1) They don't use the "Ghana Must Go" bags, they would be too embarrassed to use such local luggage: only a commercial minded old-timer would use the Ghana-Must-Go bags to transport all the African commodities to be sold abroad.
2) They don't dress up in Agbada, they also feel too embarrassed to stand odd and be distinguished, so, they prefer to dress smart in extremely neat and perfectly ironed western clothes.
3) Most of them don't often go to the airport with all family plus neighbours, they are too cautious and suspect everyone of "witchcraft" and the capability to hinder their success, hence they go to the airport only with trusted family members.
Apart from these 3 arguable points, your observations are a spot on

Op, are you trying to tell us something from your own experience?

Stella Stella I hail thee. You sure say no be ur experience u just share with us?

Nice 1 op. Lemme add small

-He will find it hard to put his seat belt
-He will bring a lamp along in case nepa takes light.
-He will be waving people on the ground!

Na joke be this.

AZERBIJAN kini?

Aircraft no dey land for that place o, unless Witchcraft.

Stella_Bella:
Na Dont8 stori be this when him go study ZOOLOGY for AZERBIJAN enroute TURKEY.
Remember say the whole village hire bus come sing goodbye na.
Why u dey pretend.

diluminati: Na joke be this.

Joke for where...REALITY!
.
Don8 don nak u the whole tori na!

true yarn, if U no blive go stay 4 airport 4 a month to witness one

dont8: AZERBIJAN kini?

Aircraft no dey land for that place o, unless Witchcraft.

Hmmmmmm
I am fearing oh.
How u take know say na only harry porters dey land there.

cindyrella: Stella Stella I hail thee. You sure say no be ur experience u just share with us?

Okay, I admit some were mine.
Like ghana must go bag
Puting my money in the vajayjay
And admiring my visa.

Ok..ok okayyyy



All where mine
Are u happy now

^~^~^This girl is one funny poo lol

Damn, can't stop laughing.
This girl badt gan

Mod, please let this topic be on the front page. It's too funny to be hidden.

Nigerians, u're too much

Emmy9ite: Nice 1 op. Lemme add small

-He will find it hard to put his seat belt
-He will bring a lamp along in case nepa takes light.
-He will be waving people on the ground!

Seatbeat ke?
I nor go fall out na?
I use the food table wedge myself until two air hostess come buckle me tight.
Kai.

Okay make I confess this wan quick
If u flush toilet for inside plane[first time]
I swear, the sound go make u run out nak.ed
I dey hold my piss and shiit since then..
With the help of meditation.

Stella_Bella: Okay make I confess this wan quick
If u flush toilet for inside plane[first time]
I swear, the sound go make u run out nak.ed
I dey hold my piss and shiit since then..
With the help of meditation.

LOL....medication?

ayobase:

LOL....medication?

MEDITATION! ..... Uuuhhhmmm I go nor shiit, I no go piss * 100 times
And repeat....

Stella_Bella:
Okay, I admit some were mine.
Like ghana must go bag
Puting my money in the vajayjay
And admiring my visa.

Ok..ok okayyyy



All where mine
Are u happy now

cindyrella:

y u dey laff lyk dis u dey make me laff ooooo

You told me your experience there when you came back, have you forgotten?

Stella_Bella:
Hmmmmmm
I am fearing oh.
How u take know say na only harry porters dey land there.

I swear this Stella gurl na kolo. Very funny

dont8: You told me your experience there when you came back, I've you forgotten?

I will slap your esophagus oh..
Na me and u dey discuss witch matter
Your mate for wizard don dey fly go Jupiter and Mars
You
Dey fly go Azerbijan

Jupiter gini, dem tell you say na me want replace Neil Armstrong?

My wizard arm never strong reach that level, make I intend flying to venus, make I go land for inside sun

Stella_Bella:
I will slap your esophagus oh..
Na me and u dey discuss witch matter
Your mate for wizard don dey fly go Jupiter and Mars
You
Dey fly go Azerbijan

Paul John: Damn, can't stop laughing.
This girl badt gan

Mod, please let this topic be on the front page. It's too funny to be hidden.

Nigerians, u're too much

Haba moderator,
Publish me nah
Oya take One naira buns.
If this thread die?
I go enter religion section fast.

Lol.....una funny abeg.

uceee: Lol.....una funny abeg.

There are funny people on this site..
Sometimes, I laugh out so loud from reading some darn funny post.