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Click If You Are Smart by sphinxg: 3:02pm On Jan 02, 2008
A man told his son that he would give him $1000 if he could accomplish the following task. The father gave his son ten envelopes and a thousand dollars, all in one dollar bills. He told his son, "Place the money in the envelopes in such a manner that no matter what number of dollars I ask for, you can give me one or more of the envelopes, containing the exact amount I asked for without having to open any of the envelopes. If you can do this, you will keep the $1000." When the father asked for a sum of money, the son was able to give him envelopes containing the exact amount of money asked for. How did the son distribute the money among the ten envelopes?

Find the answer here http://www.effikoland.com/lounge/index.php?topic=32.0
Re: Click If You Are Smart by sphinxg: 3:16pm On Jan 02, 2008
While walking across a bridge I saw a boat full of people. Yet on the boat there wasn't a single person. Why?

answer: every person on the boat is married
Re: Click If You Are Smart by emekau2002: 3:28pm On Jan 02, 2008
Ur Jokes r kinda cool. I like the layout of the site where u got them tho its under development.
Re: Click If You Are Smart by ThugLife1(m): 3:31pm On Jan 02, 2008
cry cry cry
where is seun?
This guys are polluting Nairaland cry cry
Re: Click If You Are Smart by ayusman16(m): 3:38pm On Jan 02, 2008
Thug Life:

cry cry cry
where is seun?
This guys are polluting Nairaland cry cry

Why? Becos his jokes is funnier than urs? grin
Re: Click If You Are Smart by ThugLife1(m): 3:41pm On Jan 02, 2008
he no make sence to me,but the jokes will be funny for ofeke
Re: Click If You Are Smart by ayusman16(m): 3:45pm On Jan 02, 2008
just say u didnt understand cos it's posted in English and not pidgin grin
Re: Click If You Are Smart by ThugLife1(m): 3:51pm On Jan 02, 2008
Wasere,My enemies are increasing on daily basis
Watch Out
Re: Click If You Are Smart by clemcykul(f): 12:14pm On Jan 03, 2008
enemies ke? shocked
Re: Click If You Are Smart by Migines(m): 12:16pm On Jan 03, 2008
Hes hearing voices, in his head.
Re: Click If You Are Smart by clemcykul(f): 1:19pm On Jan 03, 2008
*can som1 slap out the voices?
Re: Click If You Are Smart by cooljoe(m): 4:14pm On Jan 03, 2008
Nice riddles, interesting.
Re: Click If You Are Smart by emekau2002: 9:25pm On Jan 14, 2008
who are all these idiots abeg
Re: Click If You Are Smart by Necorios(m): 11:12pm On Jan 14, 2008
They re nairalandaz!
Re: Click If You Are Smart by mailmalc(m): 12:48am On Jan 15, 2008
@thug_life
***hisses** grin

@sphinx_g
Interestingly interesting
Re: Click If You Are Smart by clemcykul(f): 12:45pm On Jan 16, 2008
@emeka2002 i bet u just reminded urself ur middle name grin

just 5 posts ure caln pple idiots shocked, u dont even have a footing in the land neither do u know ur bearing embarassed my dear be wise and be sensible. dont fling nasty words anyhow grin always know who ure up against grin grin

see ur black face angry
Re: Click If You Are Smart by mystikalb2(m): 1:00pm On Jan 16, 2008
see your black face


whelther they r 2face
Re: Click If You Are Smart by saucekid(m): 1:31pm On Jan 16, 2008
or just faze grin
Re: Click If You Are Smart by Migines(m): 7:32pm On Jan 16, 2008
@emeka
respect ursef o.
Re: Click If You Are Smart by saucekid(m): 7:40pm On Jan 16, 2008
all this newbies without respect for red cap chiefs
Re: Click If You Are Smart by Migines(m): 7:45pm On Jan 16, 2008
Den dey dig den grave.
Re: Click If You Are Smart by saucekid(m): 7:47pm On Jan 16, 2008
i go buy coffin for them sef
Re: Click If You Are Smart by clemcykul(f): 9:04am On Jan 17, 2008
ha! sauce coffin 2much 4 dem we go use polythene bag grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Click If You Are Smart by topeteadr(m): 9:13am On Jan 17, 2008
emekau2002:

who are all these idiots abeg


I bet u know u're useless . . . . . u're one of those newbies that's been spitting sh*t 'round since . . . . ypu had beta watch out . . . .
Re: Click If You Are Smart by uchee(f): 9:23am On Jan 17, 2008
cheesy, @ poster those jokes make sense. good one
Re: Click If You Are Smart by topeteadr(m): 10:10am On Jan 17, 2008
uchee:

cheesy, @ poster those jokes make sense. good one


Speak english plsssssss . . . . . , .
Re: Click If You Are Smart by mystikalb2(m): 2:50pm On Jan 17, 2008
@ tope_teadr


is it necessary
Re: Click If You Are Smart by saucekid(m): 4:32pm On Jan 17, 2008
clemcykul:

ha! sauce coffin 2much 4 them we go use polythene bag grin grin grin grin grin grin

or maybe the nylon used in packaging bread
Re: Click If You Are Smart by Migines(m): 9:33pm On Jan 17, 2008
Or d nylon used in covering finger batteries.
Re: Click If You Are Smart by emekau2002: 7:57pm On Feb 01, 2008
while i appreciate the stupidity of these fellow nairalandz, i will appreciate the speedy attention of seun to ensure that i don't suffer such , from all fools, who have no respect for a chaiman like me
Re: Click If You Are Smart by clemcykul(f): 1:12pm On Feb 11, 2008
gives emeka a thunderous slap that hauls him back to life from his dreams grin

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