Tell me what do you expect in this 21st century?

ismhab: HOW MUCH IS GARRI AND BREAD TODAY IN MARKET?

still very expensive

Basquiat: #Just Passing.
I'm Neither Married Nor Have Any Kid Of My Own.
But I'll Smack Any Kid That Tampers With My Phone.
The Cost Of My Iphone 4 And Bold 4 No Be Garri

#SAMO

Lmfao!

My phone is more important than any grown sperm-egg mixture. And how does this affect the price of. . . . . . .?

My son does this with my fone, my husband does that etc. Thank you all for advertising you marital status. #Noted and moving on

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Basquiat:

LMAO
"I Don't Know How To Beat Children" - that's what my dad often tells my mom whenever we misbehave. She wants my dad to do the beatings but he's just not the type. The beatings I received as a child were mainly from school teachers and barely from my mom.
Those days we don't abuse our parents.
But children of these days need strict discipline or else kids might end up punching adults in the face.
I'll be lenient with my kids though.

I will beat o, i will carry a looong cane in my car and when i step into the house, will whip all the kids, thats their biscuit that i bought for them

Emmysteve: My son does this with my fone, my husband does that etc. Thank you all for advertising you marital status. #Noted and moving on

Its nobody's fault that the Alhaji senator snatched your wife

My Wife and I use curve 2..and d fone strong like Nokia 3310..afta all d falling and salivia..it still stands d taste of tym

steffans: My Wife and I use curve 2..and d fone strong like Nokia 3310..afta all d falling and salivia..it still stands d taste of tym

Drop it from one story building or soak it in water then come back and tell us the result of the experiment.

Seun: Perhaps your son does not have enough toys. If he has plenty of shiny electronic toys, I believe he won't lust after your phones!

Am sooo sure u dnt have Kids...cuz u wuNt ask dis questns..

van bonattel:

Drop it from one story building or soak it in water then come back and tell us the result of the experiment.

I dnt leave in a storey buildn..and even a 3310 will pieces wen thrown 4rm der..jst want to say..hw it can withstand dis kids terror..

.bbpreye:
I just wonder how this silly thread makes the front page
Later when we ask how it affects the price of something in the. Something seun will ban us!
This thread is the most use.less thread av ever read on nairaland
Dammmmmm! Seun I don't know y u dropped a comment
Maybe u're trying to reduce the number of people following the ga*** movement.
But it will not work!
He who has not eaten ga*** before should cast the first ban!

But seriosly how does this................. In the market? Fill in the blank spaces!

President

i must say seun is now taking this garri revolution to something else...all my post that contain the word garri has been hidding...pls help me ask oga seun what happen to freedom of speech

Am yet to see a tangible approach to this effect. As i expect some,...is just another reason to reason out or to ask "how does it affect the Price of Garri in babies life.

Try as much as possible not to allow ur kids play with mobile phns as it is not safe cos of radiation. it is not safe at all. if u ve any condemned phn remove d battery and let him have that instead.

If only you kw the quantity of bacteria that are deposited in your cell phones,you would learn to keep them out of reach of your lovely babies.

.bbpreye:
I just wonder how this silly thread makes the front page
Later when we ask how it affects the price of something in the. Something seun will ban us!
This thread is the most use.less thread av ever read on nairaland
Dammmmmm! Seun I don't know y u dropped a comment
Maybe u're trying to reduce the number of people following the ga*** movement.
But it will not work!
He who has not eaten ga*** before should cast the first ban!

But seriosly how does this................. In the market? Fill in the blank spaces!

President

Preye u no de tire? De born u born garri? Wetin be ur own sef? Why u no go allow responsible and mashoo men/women discuss impt mata? Infact one o these days am gonna stuff this garri into ur mouth till u suffo****.

kutchs: Preye u no de tire? De born u born garri? Wetin be ur own sef? Why u no go allow responsible and mashoo men/women discuss impt mata? Infact one o these days am gonna stuff this garri into ur mouth till u suffo****.

Seun has not learned his lesson! Can u imagine ''ga**i'' word being censored on sites like facebook, twitter and the rest? Y must it be NL? Where is the freedom of speech? Its very inhumane!
Garri has come to stay and it'll take a lot of work, not just banning to contain the revolution!

Like I've suggested we need a section totally dedicated to ga**i... At least that can somehow have an impact on the price in the market!

President!

No, I don't. I haven't upgraded my smartphones for sometime now.

When we are on phone especially when she hears familiar names being mentioned, my under 2 daughter wants take the phone from you and put it on everyone's ear in turns.

When she takes an apple from the fridge, she would also bring one each for every member of the family. Very generous!

Mandam no spoil that child for ur own good.make sure that u drag/collect ur phones from him/her let d child cry.and also give the child the phone urself and take it,by that u are also teaching the child to give.with time the child will learn to leave it alone.7 month? hmmm what will happen by 18?:-D

ping pong:

Too much programming has removed Seun from family realities. Kids love mobile phones. The real ones, not toys. Get them the whole of Disney Land, they'd still want your mobile phone.

buah ah ahh!
yeee! Lwkmdho! What a refined response 2 Mr Elewa.

My sister's hubby use to keep a spare phone for her.

He can't stand the child been censored. anytime he screams for the phone dem go give am make im play with am.

I told him to just open a phone shop.

Seun: Perhaps your son does not have enough toys. If he has plenty of shiny electronic toys, I believe he won't lust after your phones!

No. They want daddy and mummy's toys. That's why when parents get into that zone expensive toys are done with for a couple of years. Women particularly, naturally reorder their priorities.

No mind Seun, he still has no kids yet hence his response. Kids messes up any phone that they lay their hands on.My kids has damaged over 5 phones of my wife

BBPreye cool down now......im team ğar.ri too but no allow Seun's indiscretion to make u beef this thread....this thread make sense to young parents like me. Im planning to get smart fones for my wife and i but this thread is reminding me to be careful with the usage so i wouldnt haav to replace the fones quickly which, more importantly, would enable me to have enough money to buy garr.i for my family!8-)

I am responsible for making my kids struggle for my fones. After downloading many android app games such as angry birds and many others, i practically beg my kids to part with d fone so as to enable me recieve and make calls!

Warfibabe: haba seun! if you are in your house, will you keep your phone in your bag?
besides my son cries for it especially wen he sees me talking with it. And there are also children who can unbelieveably climb every corners of their house once they see anything that interests them.

Crying for your phone doesn't mean you must give it to him. Refusing to let him have it is the beginning of value training. You might say at seven months he is too young to learn that I say the fact he can recognise that that phone is important to you makes it a good point to start training him.

My BB is gone,my galaxy tab,very nearly my iPad. I have gone back to Nokia and etisalat phone. My boys are something else with phones. I laugh when I See what they have done to their moms ,who told me I should be more strict with the kids. They simply love it, and each time they see you press and talk,it fascinates them, they even try grabbing it when you are making important calls and cry and raise hell if they are not indulged. My dear,forget expensive phones for now,till they get to 4,at least, they will be easily cautioned. I only bring out tablet when they are asleep. Even if you beat them,they will still react in the same pattern the next minute,

Silly seun of nairaland has banned garrrrrrrrri again. Just add multiple rrrrrrrrrrrrr to spell how does it affect the price of GARRRRRRRIIII

@Op, Clearly your child didnt wake up one morning and demand to be given a cell phone.

You guys must have introduced it to him and now he wants nothing else. This is just a trend of things to come down(or up, whichever u prefer) parenthood trail. Babies are very inquisitive and the learn really fast. All I'm saying "carry time"

Who knows what else you're introducing your baby to . Engage him with other things other than a cell phone. There is hardly anything interesting in it for a baby.

The bible says train up a child in a way he/she should grow,we have a 2yr old daughter who grew with the same behavior as complained by other concerned parents,what did we do we sat back and consulted journals,spoke with specialist in kids handling,today our 2yr old daughter will pick up any of our phones when the is a call and will give it to the right parent.
Actions
1-stand your ground and say no to their demand for the phone don't get emotional,if you start giving in to their demand the take it for their right and once it's not done all the time the get red.
2-if you must, try and teach them the pros and cons,you may say the are very small but you will be amazed at what the will do later
3-Reward them for good behavior it goes a long way to send good signal.

Kids of nowadays are celly talented.