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Becoming A Virgin! by Dojo(m): 9:56am On Apr 11, 2006
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin. Since
she was not, she went to a doctor to reconstruct her hymen.

The doctor told her that will cost around $500, but there is another way
that will cost only $50.

The woman agreed to try the cheap way, paid the money, and the doctor
worked on her for several minutes.

After the "first night" of intimacy, the woman came back to the doctor
and told him that it was perfect. The pain, the blood, everything was
there. And she asked him how he did it.

"Simple, I tied your pubic hairs together!"
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by Rhodalyn(f): 9:57am On Apr 11, 2006
hee cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by micklplus(m): 10:10am On Apr 11, 2006
This people have started again ooooooo ! i cant stop laughing cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by hotangel2(f): 4:28pm On Apr 11, 2006
father lord, cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by sade511(f): 4:30pm On Apr 11, 2006
omg :d :d
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by diddy4(m): 9:25pm On Apr 11, 2006
oh shit, thats gonna hurt really bad. i wonder why girls cant close their legs till they tie the knot. cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by spikelord(m): 2:54am On Apr 12, 2006
;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by LaViva2: 5:34pm On Apr 12, 2006
Thi is too hilarious. Am reeling with laughter.
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by Free(f): 5:44pm On Apr 12, 2006
shocked shocked shocked
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by vichel(m): 8:17pm On Apr 12, 2006
whaaaat cheesy cheesy grin
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by xdos(m): 10:47pm On Apr 12, 2006
I dont understand it, does tyin the pubic hair together make one a virgin? plz can someone explain,
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by Risto(m): 8:05pm On Dec 03, 2008
@ xdod,
are u blonde?
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by dyabman(m): 8:18pm On Dec 03, 2008
@Xdos

do u want ur girfriend own to be reconstruct, let me know , take care
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by darequam(m): 11:37pm On Dec 03, 2008
But guys , is it at all possible to reconstruct virginity
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by Abbygyal(f): 12:22pm On Dec 04, 2008
nt really u can only have a surgery to make it tighter, but one is still nt a V.
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by clemcykul(f): 12:42pm On Dec 04, 2008
thats true.


@post lmao
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by rayshiy: 11:32am On Dec 05, 2008
Nice one, VIRGIN INDEED, lol
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by folly69(m): 11:41am On Dec 05, 2008
lol grin
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by clemcykul(f): 11:59am On Dec 05, 2008
*knocks his teeths off*
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by Magnate021(m): 1:47am On Dec 07, 2008
undecided
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by CrazyMan(m): 2:02am On Dec 07, 2008
Nice one
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by krama(m): 1:45pm On Dec 07, 2008
shocked shocked shocked
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by Nautillus(m): 2:11pm On Dec 07, 2008
Oh shit . . .thats would hurt like hell shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by sylve11: 2:30pm On Dec 07, 2008
@poster,
nice one clap for ur self. grin
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by mykali(m): 7:05pm On Dec 07, 2008
seun has dumped another crazee topic on us again.
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by Nobody: 7:06pm On Dec 07, 2008
ouch! embarassed
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by sima(f): 11:06pm On Dec 07, 2008
llllolll. . ehmm, @topic was not funny tongue angry
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by bydot1(m): 11:35pm On Dec 07, 2008
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by sima(f): 7:08am On Dec 08, 2008
angry
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by sylve11: 9:40am On Dec 08, 2008
sima-simi ''the confused kid''
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by ayusman16(m): 11:10am On Dec 08, 2008
Jesus Wept!
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by Lolabbey: 4:50pm On Feb 13, 2009
dis joke is hilarious grin grin

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