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Re: Becoming A Virgin! by lordmassac(m): 6:04pm On Feb 16, 2009
i wonder why girls cant close their legs till they tie the knot. Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Grin Grin Grin
its b'cos guys cant leave that area alone. i mean guys prefer open legs wink wink
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by lordmassac(m): 6:09pm On Feb 16, 2009
i wonder why girls cant close their legs till they tie the knot.  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Grin Grin Grin
its b'cos guys cant leave that area alone. i mean guys prefer open legs wink wink
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by Lolabbey: 1:47pm On Feb 17, 2009
spoilt brat
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by jamace(m): 1:53pm On Feb 17, 2009
its b'cos guys cant leave that area alone. i mean guys prefer open legs

No wonder all the young girls in your area are all having bowlegs grin grin.
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by clemcykul(f): 3:10pm On Feb 17, 2009
some even have k legs grin
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by lordmassac(m): 10:18am On Feb 19, 2009
spoilt brat
NO BE YOU SPOIL ME

No wonder all the young girls in your area are all having bowlegs
How did you know oloju kokoro shocked shocked shocked no be you com give them bow leg angry angry

ome even have k legs
k leg lik your own abi
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by clemcykul(f): 11:29am On Feb 19, 2009
lordmassac:

NO BE YOU SPOIL ME
How did you know oloju kokoro shocked shocked shocked no be you com give them bow leg angry angry
k leg lik your own abi
the type wey u dey die for grin
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by tytylayor: 11:46am On Feb 19, 2009
i wnt to become a virgin, who will help me out angry sad cry
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by ginalaz: 1:41pm On Feb 19, 2009
i am a born again oooooooooo
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by Precious007(m): 11:44am On Feb 21, 2009
La ka la la :-)B-);-):-D, , una go kill somebody 0000000
I go try d same 4 my girl ooooo grin
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by muchin: 12:10pm On Feb 21, 2009
e dey pain me gaga this is call[color=#990000][/color][left][/left]ed sweet painful
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by romsky: 12:14pm On Feb 21, 2009
mushin spik louder i cant hia u
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by sylve11: 12:51pm On Feb 21, 2009
that guy's name sounds more like MUSILI.
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by romsky: 12:53pm On Feb 21, 2009
try it out as Musiliu
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by clemcykul(f): 12:57pm On Feb 21, 2009
*clears throat*
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by sylve11: 1:04pm On Feb 21, 2009
u wan deliver speech?
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by romsky: 1:14pm On Feb 21, 2009
na to call recite national anthem
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by sylve11: 1:44pm On Feb 21, 2009
nawa.
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by clemcykul(f): 1:52pm On Feb 21, 2009
nawa for your babe bow legs abi?
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by lexicon(m): 2:10pm On Feb 21, 2009
clemcykul:

nawa for your babe bow legs abi?

na because of AWILO him go gada bow legs
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by sylve11: 2:33pm On Feb 21, 2009
see ur name self, e belike one ashawo qtr name for warri.
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by lexicon(m): 5:24pm On Feb 21, 2009
sylve11:

see ur name self, e belike one ashawo qtr name for warri.

Chei . . . na every ASHAWO joint wey dey worri u don even know finish . . . . na wah oooooo
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by lordmassac(m): 7:53pm On Feb 21, 2009
the type wey u dey die for
me die for that you yeye k-leg embarassed embarassed embarassed you be mumu

i wnt to become a virgin, who will help me out

people plenty wey go helep u now

i am a born again oooooooooo
see this one dey mumu him self

e dey pain me gaga
wetin dey pain you dem tia ur leg?
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by clemcykul(f): 11:45am On Feb 23, 2009
@lowdmassacre
i no mumu reach u na, u wey dey wear ur girlfriend bra?
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by lordmassac(m): 1:27pm On Feb 26, 2009
@lowdmassacre
i no mumu reach u na, u wey dey wear ur girlfriend bra?

how u take know . now tell me who be mumu, man dey wear bra you think say i be u wey de share pant wit ur girlfriend cheesy cheesy
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by clemcykul(f): 4:18pm On Feb 26, 2009
it doesnt marra, the level of your mumuness is unspeakable,

you wey dey wear your girlfriend cover shoe go church, abeg take style barb your armpit hairs, abi u wan fix am weavon
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by lordmassac(m): 2:10pm On Feb 28, 2009
you wey dey wear your girlfriend cover shoe go church, abeg take style barb your armpit hairs, abi u wan fix am weavon

chai!!! this guy don suffer. Na do g bite u so abi how you take get rabbies saliver don full every where shocked shocked shocked kpele oooooooooo
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by hushmann(m): 9:54am On Jul 13, 2010
was tht suppose to be a joke or what sef angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by Nobody: 2:21pm On Jul 13, 2010
hushmann:

was tht suppose to be a joke or what sef angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
As u can see, it is in the joke section.
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by clemcykul(f): 4:26pm On Jul 13, 2010
mehn dis thread never die??

lol i no fit shout grin
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by EfemenaXY: 11:12am On Jul 15, 2010
Why, oh why would any sane girl want to put herself through this just for a man??!!
Re: Becoming A Virgin! by clemcykul(f): 11:23am On Jul 15, 2010
dats beats my thoughts

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