An Urhobo woman after her 18th baby was tired of having more and consulted a Family Planning Specialist.

Amongst the options she was given;she found the condom usage a better one.
When she got home;she told her husband about it that he should be usingCondom before sex and hurriedly,the husband went for packs of condoms.All for the sake of Family Planning.
Before they had sex that day;he used two(orally) like drugs.Quoting the doctor"Madam,make sure your husband uses condom before sex".

Infact,within  that month;he had packed his stomach with condoms and was now having pain in his abdomen.
 

Fortunately,after series of scan(s);it was detected and they had to operate him to remove the loads he was having in his belly.

He was querried how the condoms got to his belly and he explained how he's been taking it regularly as prescribed before sex.And that was how they got to know that he has been orally taking it


Sadly,the wife was carrying another pregnancy.Imagine. the 19th one is coming again!

Is there nobody that has used Condom like this before here?

So dis is ur strategy to get dis thread replied? Well gud news, u won.

@questn
d ist and last case i heard of waz bout u and ur boyfriend.

why's dis guy so condomocentric?

what do well cal this now not a joke i presume

@migine
And when did you do the match-making?

What is all this about condom, please raise another topics. I believe if u want to give people lecture on condom usage (as an expert in the field) just go straight to the point rather than starting with an Urhobo jist. Why am saying this, is for the benefit of thousands out there, who have fallen victim of fake and substandard condoms in the Nigerian markets lately.

come aristole, (abi arse stole) or whatever ur name is, did you have to use an Urhobo woman. cudnt u just say a woman.

make i no just catch you

@tufe
We can't fight now.I'm sorry for using that tribe.I no even know when my hand type am.

good, u may be cool after all. why then r u always having clashes with the gang

Which gang?

hmm i tire oooh
seems like tufe is a gangster

you are the gangsterous one ;d

Migines:

Which gang?

u know the exact gang i'm refeering to. no be you dey lead them. Omo Gangstar

I just think Aristotle is Hot and needs a srious ****. OVER TO YOU TUFE

aristole na ituen own o. abeg, make him no kill me.

over to you ituen

No shaking, cos i know u cant handle her.

She do beat u blue and pink

Ituen.Don't worry.

The highest bidder takes aristole.
Going!Going!! Gone!!!

i start with 2 shillings

I bid with 5 cowries

Ituen.You dissappoint me.
Logically, see for yourself who the winner was.You must be very old to have thought that you can still spend cowries. I can't settle down with an old man who will collapse @ the begining of the game.
Another chance for you.The previous one 's been cancelled.Tufe got the Xpo before the exam

going

going

GONE !!!

Ituen picks up aristole for 5cowries

i'll call in the priest to conduct the marriage

*_{picks fone and dials tb Joshua}*

wedding date fixed

@Aristole

If ur worth more than that, prove it to me

@Tufe
Na who tell u to close the bid?

sorry, the bid had been reopen.

10shillings on me

25kobo 4 d lady.

now we are getting some where. i bid 50 kobo, and i'll donate a tuber of yam to her family

i increase to 20 cowries and a pack of firewood

lie lie oo

21cowries and 2bundles of firewood with a tuber of yam

25 cowries, 5 bundles of fire wood and one bunch of banana

15 manila, 10 alligator pepper, 2 bags (rice sack) of snuff

One sachet of "cowbell"

One bar of truck soap