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New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by JojoArmani(m): 10:16am On Sep 19, 2012 |
We the management of BG public toilet are happy to announce the new shitting tarrif. Dis new tarrif is design to serve our costumers right and it depends on de following.......... The type of shit u shit(weda luqid or solid) The speed in which u removed ur pant or boxes The colour of ur shit The time spent while shitting The energy applied while shitting. The way u sweat during during shitting The smell of ur shit How u frowned ur face while shitting. NB: u are not allowed to fart inside the toilet, if u do, our automatic fart detector will do its work. For more details, call our customer care line. Via dis thread. old and new customers re welcome. Sign: Jojo Armani Manager. Thanks vote me for Projan VICE PRESIDENT. |
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by mormoni(m): 12:32pm On Sep 19, 2012 |
No wahala VP Don't 4get to vote for me as d next secretary General |
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by JojoArmani(m): 1:37pm On Sep 19, 2012 |
mormoni: No wahala VPdont worry u will get my vote. |
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by mormoni(m): 2:33pm On Sep 19, 2012 |
Jojo Armani: dont worry u will get my vote.tanx VP |
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by larride(m): 6:49pm On Sep 19, 2012 |
Okay, The President of Projan won't have to pay to use the toilet, right? |
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by bingbagbo(m): 7:05pm On Sep 19, 2012 |
larride: Okay, The President of Projan won't have to pay to use the toilet, right? you wan collapse this business abi |
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by JojoArmani(m): 7:09pm On Sep 19, 2012 |
larride: Okay, The President of Projan won't have to pay to use the toilet, right?U must pay o o. Na u suppose pay high self. Abi u stop de business |
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by JojoArmani(m): 7:09pm On Sep 19, 2012 |
bin gbagbo:help me ask am o o |
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by mormoni(m): 7:17pm On Sep 19, 2012 |
Larride u must pay oo.....u suppose show example |
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by JojoArmani(m): 10:01pm On Sep 19, 2012 |
since everybody didnt support ur idea of not paying so u must pay ur shitting fee. So answer de questions above let me charge u. |
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by Homar(m): 7:31am On Sep 20, 2012 |
Only projans can create this thread that is drier than sahara desert . Mtchewww |
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by Nobody: 8:20am On Sep 20, 2012 |
Jojo Armani: We the management of BG public toilet are happy to announce the new shitting tarrif. Dis new tarrif is design to serve our costumers right and it depends on de following.......... Another jobless fellow here! Black poo! |
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by JojoArmani(m): 1:34pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
MOGUL.O:hmmmm U win. 1-0 |
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by Nobody: 2:22pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
Jojo Armani: hmmmm U win. 1-0 1-1 u don equalize ;; |
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by larride(m): 8:03pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
Alright, i will set example and pay anytine i shitz, in-fact i will pay double. MOGUL.O: You well so? |
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by Nobody: 8:32pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
larride: Alright, i will set example and pay anytine i shitz, in-fact i will pay double.Good! pay the money to me, (as the treasurer) you know na |
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by larride(m): 8:39pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
PretiEbony: Good! pay the money to me, (as the treasurer) you know na Very good, i can always pay in kind since you are my wife. |
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by JojoArmani(m): 10:19pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
larride:pls my man not in my toilet o o o. Abeg i i i, did u want collapse de biz. PretiEbony: Good! pay the money to me, (as the treasurer) you know naheyyyyy pls u re de treasurer aspirant in Projan, not in my public toilet. . |
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by Nobody: 10:39pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
A treasurer is always a treasurer, whether toilet or bathroom the money must be paid 2 me. Unless, u wan make we fight |
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by larride(m): 10:40pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
NOTED |
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by JojoArmani(m): 11:47pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
PretiEbony: A treasurer is always a treasurer, whether toilet or bathroom the money must be paid 2 me. Unless, u wan make we fighti dey reason to employ u in my public toilet, but dis ur threating of fighting me. I dey fear o o o. |
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by Asabaman(m): 12:08am On Sep 21, 2012 |
My VP no fear any tin. if u put ha for ground climb na ur gain, if she manage put u for grand na still ur gain. if u no fit fyt ha, abeg invite me. |
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by larride(m): 10:42am On Sep 21, 2012 |
Asaba man: My VP no fear any tin. if u put ha for ground climb na ur gain, if she manage put u for grand na still ur gain. if u no fit fyt ha, abeg invite me. Stop it, Pretiebony na my wife. |
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by JojoArmani(m): 11:26am On Sep 21, 2012 |
Asaba man: My VP no fear any tin. if u put ha for ground climb na ur gain, if she manage put u for grand na still ur gain. if u no fit fyt ha, abeg invite me. |
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by Nobody: 1:07pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
PretiEbony: A treasurer is always a treasurer, whether toilet or bathroom the money must be paid 2 me. Unless, u wan make we fight sUPPORTED!!!!!!! I will post a picture of the fight! Just give me some minutes abeg....... Shey pretiEbony vs Jojo Armani |
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by JojoArmani(m): 4:28pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
MOGUL.O:abeg am not fighting o o o. Read de poster above u, he wants to fit her for me. |
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by larride(m): 7:49pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
MOGUL.O: Who is this? Abi u wan join PROJAN? |
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by mormoni(m): 8:07pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
larride:i wonder o |
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by Nobody: 8:51pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
MOGUL.O:who invited you here eh? |
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by larride(m): 8:56pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
PretiEbony: who invited you here eh? Help me ask that she-goat ooo |
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