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Prostitution To Be Taxed In Lagos - Eko Oti Baje O by modobo: 12:58pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
Governor Babatunde Raji Fashola of Lagos State says sex will now be taxed... 1. Upon penetration (VAT-Vaginal Access Tax). 2. If more than 10 minutes inside (Burial Tax). 3. Upon withdrawal (Exit Tax). 4. Those who don't have sex life (Idle Asses Tax). 5. Those who practice withdrawal method (Withholding Tax). 6. Entering other than one wife (Multiple Users Tax). 7. Those who regularly enjoy sex with staff and colleagues (Staff Access Tax). 8. Sex with Factory workers (Workmen compensation Tax). 9. Those who pick ladies by the road-side and have sex (Road Users Tax)Eko ti baje oooo! |
Re: Prostitution To Be Taxed In Lagos - Eko Oti Baje O by tobechi74: 1:37pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
Muv dis to joke section |
Re: Prostitution To Be Taxed In Lagos - Eko Oti Baje O by 0ldirty: 1:45pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
Give em another 2 terms and this will be reality |
Re: Prostitution To Be Taxed In Lagos - Eko Oti Baje O by Afam4eva(m): 2:22pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
This might seem like a joke but with the Lagos state government, anything is possible. 1 Like |
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