Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8. On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: 1 year older then me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore, Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me, Sir.

Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair?
Akin: No comb, Sir.
Teacher: Use your dad's then.
Akin: No hair, Sir.

A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did you get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do you mean 'under water'?"
" They are all below 'C' (sea) level!"

Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ted: You don't know my father! He will not give me anything.

hehehehe

for real dude, the loves undying

@ GCE.
Nice one.

aristole, are you trying to say that our friend GeeCee has not passed GCE after all these years. GeeCee that na seriou tassy o

@ Tufe. YOu sabi turn NO17 upside down to LION.

Lol



at last!

hhhaaah at last? som1 is making sense lol chei!

clemcykul:

hhhaaah at last? som1 is making sense lol chei!

Roflmao . . . .

An eye for an eye (Mosaich Law) .But I dont have your time

aristole:

An eye for an eye (Mosaich Law) .But I don't have your time

who was that meant for, miggy, clemcy or me??

***Xcept you.!

But nothing dey happen now.!

no shaking

shooo wetin be your own na??

Ask again. Mumu.

@aristole
truth hurts, in'nit?

The joke try oh

^{strolls in}, *_{place dey boring}*. ^{bounces out}

tufe:

^{strolls in}, *_{place dey boring}*. ^{bounces out}

as if u sabi something

barone, you no go stay one place abi, na just to dey jump about be your work

jst wait there, let me jump on u

_{puts a bomb in ituens pants.} waiting for him to jump

_{U don come near my pants again.}

U and Ayusman na partners?

i almost die from the smell wey ooze out from the pant when i wan drop the bomb. the smell alone na bomb. but we thank God that i made i tthrough by the help of a facial mask

If i bin no spray repellant, ur plan for don suceeed

5th World War btw Ituen and Tufe

aristole, you'll get caught between firelines if you dont take time

Tufe,

since u no sabi shoot, u wan dey learn hw to kill person by mistake

;d :d

i'll start by killing u by mistake