We all have been waiting for Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon to say something about Nigeria`s Independence and he did not disappoint. Here is the released statement. “ As we celebrate our flag and shambolic autarky at 52, we must realize that Nigeria is still more a geographic contrivance as has been rightly posited by Chief Obafemi Awolowo. Not with our centrifugal excrescences preponderating over our centripetal proclivities. Its a matter for mental pabulum that we are daily drifting into our ethnic cocoons. We shall remain one country with disparate ethnic agendas and I can say it for the umpteenth time again that we must sit down in a sovereign national colloquy to discuss the basis for our nationhood. Anything short of this is just vacuous scahiamachy

Obahiagbon under-delivered this time. There are too many normal everyday words in the message threatening to make it understandable to normal humans.

[quote author=ambrosini593]We all have been waiting for Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon to say something about Nigeria`s Independence and he did not disappoint. Here is the released statement. “ As we celebrate our flag and shambolic autarky at 52, we must realize that Nigeria is still more a geographic contrivance as has been rightly posited by Chief Obafemi Awolowo. Not with our centrifugal excrescences preponderating over our centripetal proclivities. Its a matter for mental pabulum that we are daily drifting into our ethnic cocoons. We shall remain one country with disparate ethnic agendas and I can say it for the umpteenth time again that we must sit down in a sovereign national colloquy to discuss the basis for our nationhood. Anything short of this is just vacuous scahiamachy [/quote





HURRAH...THE POSTMODERNISTS ARE TAKING OVER!

A BIG CONGRATULATION TO HON. PATRICK OBAHIAGBON ON HIS APPOINTMENT AS THE NEW EDO STATE CHIEF OF STAFF!


He is a rare gem, one of the few living
postmodernists that efficaciously peregrinate the
wilo-the-wisp of our multi-dimensional
sociopolitical system...he is my iconic mentor, in
whom am well pleased.....BRAVO!

it is our victory...a victory for the
postmodernists...we are gyrating gi-effussiously
within our cardiac empire, to the news that one
of our leading Generals have successfully broken
cum circumvent the circumscribing cum
baricading berlin wall of conservative machiavellianism, whose age-long dynasty have
produced a retrogressive voyage of the ship of
Nigerian state, towards the aqua of omni-
enormous underdevelopment...It is a thing of Joy
that despite our minature calvary, our warfare
have proven efficaciously potent cum pulveristic...it is indeed a giant stride for the
compendium of our ideosophic field
marshals...very soon, the ideoflag of
postmodernism shall be seen flying high in
virtually all the steering dimensional positions of
the Nigerian state.


Long live our ideoshade

Long live our ideosophic field marshals

Long live postmodernism-the corrosive cum
demystifying 21st century sociopolitical ideology!]

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Kilode kini haaaa....in kiekie voice