A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty young woman. He advances towards her when the bartender says to him, "Don't waste your time on that one. She's a lesbian." The blonde goes over to her anyway and says, "So which part of Lesbia are you from?"

u are definitely dat blonde

lmao nice one

that definately had to be clemcy

gundust, how far now.

whats been happening with you

If u wana party,
If u wana party get ur,
Y r u bitin buggy??

onye ara! maukachi! were!

guy you don dey speak in tongues again abi?

if u realy wana b my bouy, e gats 2 tel! wat u gats2 offer?? tufe??

tufe:

that definately had to be clemcy

lo clem so ure now a guy

clemcykul:

u are definitely that blonde

lmao nice one

prove it lol

dude, what u saing. he wants to be your boy. i'm just being nice. and u shud be happy. i assure you, u wudnt like my other side  

so chill men

tj_tj:

lo clem so ure now a guyprove it lol

tj, abeg tell me jare. na man abi na woman be clemcy

She is cos if she is a he dat means migines is a gay(gay)

hehe

cool, she dey claim dude for me since, so i don dey tassy am. if miggy come catch me i don die

Ure in big trouble mister

nothing spoil. at least the luv still dey shak them.

lol

I won't allow you people to disorganise this thread. Its for recognised Joke Threaders and not just anyone so pls those concerned take note

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Tufe, tj_tj

haba, what did we do again. My lord emperoh, take it easy on your loyal subject oo

when did u arrive in nairaland, if i may ask?

Emperoh:

I won't allow you people to disorganise this thread. Its for recognised Joke Threaders and not just anyone so please those concerned take note

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Tufe, tj_tj

Nd i posted the joke

tj_tj:

when did u arrive in nairaland, if i may ask?

the oga has spoken, nopw emperoh, answer that question if you dont want the wrath of the Kuvukis/iraqi gang