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Miamilatest (check Out For Hilarious Jokes) by heatmiami(m): 9:06am On Oct 06, 2012 |
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Re: Miamilatest (check Out For Hilarious Jokes) by heatmiami(m): 9:16am On Oct 06, 2012 |
In a Sunday school class one Sunday morning, after a very interesting topic,the teacher asked, ”Any question?” Akpors raised up his hand looking very confused Aunty: What is your question Akpors? Akpors: Aunty, you said the children of Israel escaped from egypt? Aunty: Yes Akpors: The children of Israel also crossed the red sea? Aunty: Good Akpors: The children of Israel also sinned against God Aunty: Yea Akpors: The children of Israel pulled down the mighty wall of jericho? Aunty: What exactly is your question Akpors Akpors: Aunty, when the children of Israel were doing all these, where were the adults of Israel |
Re: Miamilatest (check Out For Hilarious Jokes) by heatmiami(m): 9:23am On Oct 06, 2012 |
Apkos : Dr I have a problem of forgetting things Doctor : It's called "Amnesia", if i may ask. When did the problem start please ?? Apkos : Which problem ? LOL hehehehehe |
Re: Miamilatest (check Out For Hilarious Jokes) by Lagusta(m): 10:17am On Oct 06, 2012 |
Very nice 1 Like |
Re: Miamilatest (check Out For Hilarious Jokes) by heatmiami(m): 10:43am On Oct 06, 2012 |
thanks |
Re: Miamilatest (check Out For Hilarious Jokes) by heatmiami(m): 10:45am On Oct 06, 2012 |
A driver was driving his boss to d airport. D boss noticed dat he 4got an important document at home,so he went back home. His wife was bathing with soap on her face,d husband tip- toed and touched her boobs,the wife responded, "have u dropped my stupid husband so fast? Dont rush we av the weekend 2 spend together,i am even praying for him to av a plane crash so dat i can enjoy u till d end of my life". She noticed d person was quiet,she washed her face, and saw her husband in front of her. If u are d husband wat will u do 1 Like |
Re: Miamilatest (check Out For Hilarious Jokes) by heatmiami(m): 10:57am On Oct 06, 2012 |
Akpors came home from work last night and said to his wife, "I have been given a huge promotion at work which means I get my own office and get to employ my own private secretary". His wife replied, "Well please find an ugly Private secretary, who doesn't have a personal hygiene, smelly armpits and dresses like an old woman. I don't want you to choose someone who you are going to be tempted to have an affair with". "That's fair enough" Akpors replied. "When do you wanna start?" (You can send ur 'GET WELL SOON' message to Akpors. His wife hit him with pestel and he's on admission for broken jaws) |
Re: Miamilatest (check Out For Hilarious Jokes) by heatmiami(m): 1:06pm On Oct 06, 2012 |
BETWEEN AKPORS AND GIRLFRIEND - EKAITTE (Phone rings) Ekaitte: Hello. Akpors: My love how are you? Ekaitte: Am fine. Akpors: Will you be less busy by the weekend to come to my house? Ekaitte: Am sorry honey I can't make it coz I will be attending my auntie's wedding and the next day is the thanksgiving in church so am occupied. Akpors: I wanted to take you out shopping to surprise you with Blackberry and the Brazilian hair you have been asking for. Ekaitte: I will be coming and I may even spend the weekend if you want my love. Akpors: What about the wedding? Ekaitte: Which wedding? I was just joking. Let's just go for the shopping. Akpors: WHICH SHOPPING? Was just joking too. |
Re: Miamilatest (check Out For Hilarious Jokes) by heatmiami(m): 1:08pm On Oct 06, 2012 |
OH AKPORS!!! Teacher: Who is the president of Nigeria? Akpors: I don't know madam. Teacher: U need to focus more on your studies. Akpors: Please madam, can I ask u a few questions. Teacher: Yes, go ahead. Akpors: Do u know Rita? Teacher: No. Akpors: Do u know Joy? Teacher: No. Akpors: Do u know Kate? Teacher: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do u ask? Akpors: You need to Focus more on your husband. |
Re: Miamilatest (check Out For Hilarious Jokes) by heatmiami(m): 1:15pm On Oct 06, 2012 |
Teacher: What is a Verb? Akpors: A Verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre. Teacher: What are you saying? Akpors: It is a complete sentence sir. Teacher: Are you mad? Akpors: It is a question sir. Teacher: Don't be stupid. Akpors: It is an advice sir. Teacher: Stop that nonsense. Akpors: It is a command sir. Teacher: You're an idiot. Akpors: It is an insult sir. Teacher: Get out of my class. Akpors: It is an order sir. Teacher: Oh! Goodness, What a boy! Akpors: It is an exclamation sir. Teacher: May God have mercy on you. Akpors: It is a prayer sir...... |
Re: Miamilatest (check Out For Hilarious Jokes) by heatmiami(m): 1:18pm On Oct 06, 2012 |
A Yoruba man was asked to combine a sentence with the words, GREEN, YELLOW, AND PINK. Then the Yoruba man said, "Every time I hear the phone ring GREEN GREEN, I PINK it up and say 'YELLOW'." |
Re: Miamilatest (check Out For Hilarious Jokes) by Nobody: 3:32pm On Oct 06, 2012 |
Akpors don suffer oh no be small. Nice one! |
Re: Miamilatest (check Out For Hilarious Jokes) by heatmiami(m): 6:47pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
Little Johny returns a missing purse to the owner in a market. The lady was so grateful but when she looked inside, she got confused & said, "but I had a single one thousand naira note, now there are ten pieces of hundred naira note, how come Little Johny said, "it's me who changed, the last time when I helped a person find purse, she said she want to give me some... Some... Some... some... Something but she didn't have change." |
Re: Miamilatest (check Out For Hilarious Jokes) by heatmiami(m): 6:48pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
Teacher: why did you laugh? Boy: I saw a strap of your bra. Teacher: GET OUT. No class for you for a week. Another boy laughs. Teacher: why did you laugh? Boy: I saw both straps. Teacher: GET OUT. No class for you for a month. She bends down to pick a chalk and little Johnny starts walking out. Teacher: Johnny why are you going out? Johnny: with what I saw I think my school days are over...!!!...¥ |
Re: Miamilatest (check Out For Hilarious Jokes) by heatmiami(m): 6:52pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
Mr. Akpor Lost His Expensive Blackberry Phone. After 3 days, he decided to Call his number just to Know if it was On.. And to His surprise, the Call went through.. Mr. Akpor : "Hello" Voice at the other End: "hello, who am I speaking to?" Mr. Akpor : "You are speaking to the owner of That Phone.. " Voice at other End: "Woow, you have done soo good to call, I have Been Looking For you For the past 3 days" Mr. Akpor: "woow, you mean you have been looking 4 me to give back my phone? You are such a honest person" Voice at the Other End: "NO! NO! I was looking For you to Give me the Charger..!" |
Re: Miamilatest (check Out For Hilarious Jokes) by heatmiami(m): 6:53pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
*Teacher: What crops do we export to Europe? *Zuzu: Coffee. *Teacher: Good. How many types of coffee do we have in Africa? *Zuzu: Two types. *Teacher: Very Good. What are they? *Zuzu: Koffi Anan and Koffi Olomide |
Re: Miamilatest (check Out For Hilarious Jokes) by heatmiami(m): 6:54pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
A man was making love to a village girl when she realized he was not using a condom. She asked him, "U 're not using a condom"? Man answered, "Yes". She said, "Hope u don't have HIV / AIDS . Man, "NO". Girl: "Thanx God, i don't want to get that thing again" |
Re: Miamilatest (check Out For Hilarious Jokes) by heatmiami(m): 5:01am On Oct 09, 2012 |
encourage me after reading pls...thankx |
Re: Miamilatest (check Out For Hilarious Jokes) by heatmiami(m): 5:04am On Oct 09, 2012 |
AKPOS was hungry and went to ‘mai shayi’ (men selling tea and bread). The following dialogue transpired between them: AKPOS: You get loaf of bread? ABOKI: yes AKPOS: bring one; slice am into two and put two sachet of butter in between ABOKI: (happy and thanking God for bringing customer,is quickly doing as he is instructed ) AKPOS: You get egg? ABOKI: yes customer AKPOS: fry 6 eggs put am inside the bread. ABOKI: Okay customer AKPOS: You get sardin for inside gongoni? ABOKI: yes customer everything dey. AKPOS: put two gongoni inside the bread. ABOKI: Okay customer (happy and doing as he is told, already enthusiastic he'll make a lot of money 2day) AKPOS: you don finish? Oya press the bread together for me. ABOKI: See am customer, i don prepare am finish. AKPOS: OYA CUT N10 Naira OWN FOR ME! ; |
Re: Miamilatest (check Out For Hilarious Jokes) by heatmiami(m): 3:28pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
A set of 7 months old twin babies in the womb saw a Dick coming towards them.The 1st baby said, Hey Daddy is coming inside to play with us. The 2nd baby replied, MUMU you have no sense! It is not Daddy, it is Uncle. Daddy doesn't cover his face with a Nylon when he wants to play with us.You will see, this one will not give us ice cream when he is leaving!!! *******Ur boi Mc miami******* |
Re: Miamilatest (check Out For Hilarious Jokes) by heatmiami(m): 3:42pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
i rep jay z
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Re: Miamilatest (check Out For Hilarious Jokes) by Agybabe(f): 5:40pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
This is good and nice. Keep it up my dear!!! 1 Like |
Re: Miamilatest (check Out For Hilarious Jokes) by ilorioluwaseun: 7:55pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
i don laugh my head comot... 1 Like |
Re: Miamilatest (check Out For Hilarious Jokes) by heatmiami(m): 11:32am On Oct 16, 2012 |
Teacher: Akpors, what is the answer to 8-5? . Akpors: I don't know sir ! . Teacher: Ok let's say Iraq has 8 barrels of oil and Iran takes away 5 of them, what will be the result. . Akpors: War sir! |
Re: Miamilatest (check Out For Hilarious Jokes) by heatmiami(m): 11:34am On Oct 16, 2012 |
This exchange of letters between Akpos and his Aunty got me laffing kekekekekeke like Baba Iyabo. Enjoy ............... ............... .......... Dear aunty Ogenekome I be 23 years for age na and I never see my period yet. My small sister na 17 years and she don dey see her own since she been dey 13. Shame no gree me tell my friends because I no know if my own na sickness or na say my own slow to come out because I be boy? Yours faithfully Akpors. ............... ............... ...... Dear Akpors, Boys don't usually see their periods untill they are ready to start giving birth. I believe you should go to church and consult with pastors and elders let's see if they can deliver you from the spirit of stupidity and foolishness. Yours pitifully, Aunty Oghenekome |
Re: Miamilatest (check Out For Hilarious Jokes) by heatmiami(m): 11:37am On Oct 16, 2012 |
The Teacher was annoyed by little Johnny's habit Of Farting Soo Loud.. She Called Him in Her Office.. Teacher: Why Do you Always Fart too Loud in Class? Johnny: Its the Only thing am Best at!' and No one can beat me On that..' Johnny poured some Chalk dust on the table And Dropped His pants, farted and Blew almost all the Chalk dust.. (The Teacher Became Annoyed and Wanted to Prove to Lil Johnny that She can Do it Better.., she poured Some Chalk dust, Dropped her Pants and gave a Big Fart that Blew all the chalk dust, leaving the Table Clean.. LIL Johnny Became soo amazed, coz he always thought He was The Best.. As the Teacher was Dressing, Johnny looked under Her and Said, "No wonder you Have defeated me!" Teacher asked, "Why?" Johnny said, "You Have Two holes Down there..!" |
Re: Miamilatest (check Out For Hilarious Jokes) by heatmiami(m): 11:38am On Oct 16, 2012 |
Little Johnny asks teacher: Excuse ma, if you mix Omo and klin , will there be foam? Teacher respond: Yes of course, why ask such a stupid question at the beginning of the year, are you going to pass this class at all? Little Johnny laughs and whisper to the other kids, such a dumb teacher, how can u get foam without adding water, are we going to know anythin at all wit dis teacher?! 1 Like |
Re: Miamilatest (check Out For Hilarious Jokes) by heatmiami(m): 11:41am On Oct 16, 2012 |
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Re: Miamilatest (check Out For Hilarious Jokes) by heatmiami(m): 11:42am On Oct 16, 2012 |
A man is dyin of cancer,but keeps telin pple he is dyin of AIDS. His son asked,dad y telin pple u are dyin of AIDS instead of cancer? He answered,cus wen i am dead,no 1 wil sleep wit ur mum |
Re: Miamilatest (check Out For Hilarious Jokes) by heatmiami(m): 11:52am On Oct 19, 2012 |
An Igbo man, a Yoruba man, and a Chinese were having a group discussion... A big housefly flew into the room, past the Yoruba man, past the Igbo man, but just as it was about to pass the Chinese, he caught it, put it in his mouth and chewed it. Although they were astounded, both the Igbo man and the Yoruba man said nothing... Few minutes later, another housefly buzzed joyfully into the room, past the Yoruba man, but just as it was about to pass the Igbo man, he caught it, turned to the Chinese man and asked, 'NNA, HOW MUCH WILL YOU BUY IT? |
Re: Miamilatest (check Out For Hilarious Jokes) by heatmiami(m): 11:54am On Oct 19, 2012 |
Mr Akpors fiancee said to him, “Now that we are engaged, we should start calling each other pet names”. He asked her, “So what do u want to be calling me?” She said, “I’ll be calling u TIGER”. “Why?” he asked. “Coz u’re handsome, tall, charming, strong, calculating, smart & very good in BEDmatics”. She then asked him, “What will u be calling me?” Mr Akpors said, “Zebra” The lady still smiling seductively, “Wow, that’s lovely & sweet. Why did u choose such a lovely name?” “Because of ur STRETCH MARKS” |
Re: Miamilatest (check Out For Hilarious Jokes) by heatmiami(m): 12:07pm On Oct 19, 2012 |
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