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Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 8:50pm On May 11, 2013
#1
A lady with big boobs entered a bus.

She had a rosary around her neck with the cross between her boobs.

Akpors was sitting beside her and couldn't help staring.

The lady knowing fully well that Akpors has been staring for over 15mins
then asked "Are you looking at Jesus Christ
who died on the cross?

Akpos replied: No! Am actually looking at the two thieves beside
him.

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Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 8:54pm On May 11, 2013
#2
THIS IS A CONVERSATION BETWEEN TWO
DRUNKS.
Nuhr: I am going to buy the
whole
fucking world
Akpors: No, you can't
Nuhr: why?
Akpors: I won't sell it.
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 9:03pm On May 11, 2013
#3
Pastor Akpors was preaching in the
church one day, when he
remembered that one of the c'o'cks he was rearing in the church premises had gone missing, so he asked the congregation;

"Who has a c'o'ck?"

...All the men got up...

'No i mean who has seen a c'o'ck?'

...All the women got up...

'No no who has seen a c'o'ck that isn't theirs?'

...Half of the women in the church got up...

'Oh! For goodness sake, who has seen my
c'o'ck?'

...All the choir girls got up...
Akpors' wife fainted...grin.

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Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 9:08pm On May 11, 2013
#4
THIS IS A CONVERSATION BETWEEN
TWO KIDS.
Akpors: My dad is so great

Nuhr: What's so great about him?

Akpors: You see, even the
President himself sits with his
head bowed in front of my dad.

Nuhr: Wow! what is your dad?

Akpors: He is a barber!grin

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Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 9:12pm On May 11, 2013
Please don't just read and go away, kindly drop your comments. Thankssmiley.

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Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by sweettease(f): 9:35pm On May 11, 2013
VanTee20: Please don't just read and go away, kindly drop your comments. Thankssmiley.
Lol okay.... I just did smiley

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Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by Marian17(f): 9:45pm On May 11, 2013
Lwkmd... Those jokes are very funny. Keep it up @Vansmiley.

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Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 10:01pm On May 11, 2013
sweet-tease:

Lol okay.... I just did smiley
Thanks for the comment ma'amgrin
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 10:03pm On May 11, 2013
Marian17: Lwkmd... Those jokes are very funny. Keep it up @Vansmiley.
Thanks for commenting, I really appreciategrin

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Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by onyeego(m): 10:04pm On May 11, 2013
VanTee20: Please don't just read and go away, kindly drop your comments. Thankssmiley.
I've read ur jokes n am going away grin
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 10:10pm On May 11, 2013
onye ego:
I've read ur jokes n am going away grin
*pulls him back roughly by the collar of his agbada*

Where do you think you are going? Come back here and comment jorgrin

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Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by sweettease(f): 10:13pm On May 11, 2013
onye ego:
I've read ur jokes n am going away grin
Why will you read and leave just like dat? embarassedComment jor tongue
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by dominique(f): 10:28pm On May 11, 2013
Subscribing smiley
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 10:31pm On May 11, 2013
sweet-tease:

Why will you read and leave just like dat? embarassedComment jor tongue
Leave him jor, he doesn't know that I have a loaded AK47 with me. I fit use it on his nyansh if he doesn't comment grin
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 10:32pm On May 11, 2013
dominique: Subscribing smiley
Thanks ma'am
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 10:46pm On May 11, 2013
#5
Akpors was just coming out of an elevator, when he bumped into a young lady and his elbow hit the
lady's breast very hard causing the her to cry out in pain.
Akpors, feeling sorry for the lady, rushed to her side and said;
'Ma'am, I'm very sorry, but i know that if your heart is as soft as your
breast, you will surely forgive me'.
The lady still holding to her aching breast, stared at Akpors for a few
seconds and then said
'Apology accepted, and then if your cock is as hard as your
elbow, I'm in room 202'grin.

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Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 10:50pm On May 11, 2013
#6
Employee: Sir, did you call me?
Boss: Yeah I did, go to the rest room and masturbate.
Employee : (After few mins) done sir
Boss: Do it again.
Employee: Done again, sir.
Boss: Do it once more
Employee: Now I don't have stamina for it, sir.
Boss: Very good, here are my car keys, drop my daughter at home.

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Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 10:51pm On May 11, 2013
To be continued... Kindly drop your comments... Thankssmiley
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by ohuegbeair(m): 6:04am On May 12, 2013
grin tongue
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by ekereku: 7:34am On May 12, 2013
Nice ones cheesy
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 7:42am On May 12, 2013
ohuegbeair: grin tongue
Why are people so stingy with comments in this section eh? Simple comment you can't commentgrin

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Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 7:44am On May 12, 2013
ekereku: Nice ones cheesy
Thanks sircheesy
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by bingbagbo(m): 10:35am On May 12, 2013
where is the joke?
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 10:41am On May 12, 2013
#7
CHEMISTRY CLASS
Professor: What is the chemical symbol of
Barium?
Akpors: BA, sir.
Professor: What about sodium?
Akpors: NA, sir.
Professor: What will we get if 1
atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA are
combined chemically?
Akpors: BANANA sirgrin.

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Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by Lagusta(m): 10:48am On May 12, 2013
abeg, these jokes make sense joor.....

kudos!!! grin grin cheesy grin grin

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Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 2:54pm On May 12, 2013
Lagusta: abeg, these jokes make sense joor.....

kudos!!! grin grin cheesy grin grin
Thanks my brogrin
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 5:14pm On May 12, 2013
#8
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer;

“This is the
dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a fifty naira note in one hand and two ten naira notes in the other, then calls the boy over and asks;

“Which do you want, son?”

The boy takes the two ten naira notes and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said
the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of
the ice cream store.

“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the ten naira notes instead of the fifty naira note?”

The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because
the day I take the fifty naira note, the game is over!!!”grin

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Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 7:39pm On May 12, 2013
#9
Two friends were smoking weed... One of them went behind a tree, removed all his clothes and came back to
his friend naked!

He stood infront of his friend and asked;

"How do I look in my new suit?"

The friend looked at him, smiled, took another puff and said "Wow!!! You look so amazing in this your suit but you put your tie below the
waist instead of putting it round your neck!"grin

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Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by sweettease(f): 9:34pm On May 12, 2013
VanTee20: #8
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer;

“This is the
dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a fifty naira note in one hand and two ten naira notes in the other, then calls the boy over and asks;

“Which do you want, son?”

The boy takes the two ten naira notes and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said
the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of
the ice cream store.

“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the ten naira notes instead of the fifty naira note?”

The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because
the day I take the fifty naira note, the game is over!!!”grin
Lmao who is the dumbass nw cheesy

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Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 9:48pm On May 12, 2013
sweet-tease:

Lmao who is the dumbass nw cheesy
Abi osmileygrincheesy
Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by dominique(f): 9:50pm On May 12, 2013
VanTee20: #7
CHEMISTRY CLASS
Professor: What is the chemical symbol of
Barium?
Akpors: BA, sir.
Professor: What about sodium?
Akpors: NA, sir.
Professor: What will we get if 1
atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA are
combined chemically?
Akpors: BANANA sirgrin.

Falls off agbalumo tree grin grin grin

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Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by VanTee20(m): 10:07pm On May 12, 2013
dominique:

Falls off agbalumo tree grin grin grin
Lol...grin grin grin

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