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Joke Of The Day by kingar(m): 12:02pm On Oct 08, 2012
A married man died b4 making love to his wife. The wife then cut his dick embalmed it and fixed it on the wall of the house, each night she went to the wall to satisfy herself. One day her neighbour found out and then he made a hole on the wall, removed the man's dick and put his dick, waiting for the woman, the woman came with a knife, cuts the dick and said Darling we are moving to a new house.

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Re: Joke Of The Day by stachys: 12:32pm On Oct 08, 2012
i guess d nebo go beta confess b4 its 2 late
Re: Joke Of The Day by ogunsbolly(f): 1:47pm On Oct 08, 2012
serve him rite. i wish she cut it off
Re: Joke Of The Day by tinalog: 8:14am On Oct 09, 2012
Exams Life
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9am- Wake-up
10am- Breakfast
11am- Thinking 2 score 80%
12am- Watch TV
1pm- Lunch
2pm- Thori neend le k padhenge
dimagh set hoga ..
4pm- Games
5pm- Thinking 2 score 60%
6pm- Troubling friends
"kuch padha?"
8pm- Searching books.
9pm- Dinner
10pm- Lo bhae light gai.
11pm- plz bhagwan! Bas pass kara de...
12pm- kal se pakka padhunga...=Pwink
Re: Joke Of The Day by Nobody: 9:00am On Oct 09, 2012
realsammie:
guy 4 here anything goes & if you cany take it then get the hell out




Thanks jor!

Your head dey there.

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