Super1759: Please don't blame the woman,she just finished 3days fasting and probably have not eaten. So she is seeing double. So the little catfish now seems like a SHARK.

very funny

I believe the woman doesn't know wat they call shark. If na true no be she go talk d story. We thank god this one no be bad news, na comic news. I tell u d woman no serious at all.

Maybe plan was to make her jump out of d water nude, so someone pricked her with a needle or something. #just saying

It na tru say shark bite u woman, na another person go dey talk on ur behalf. So tell it to the marines

SHARK 4 RIVER?

she felt a sharp pain on her leg while having her bath in d river and then its a shark bite? and den dis makes front page?. next pls.

Super1759: Please don't blame the woman,she just finished 3days fasting and probably have not eaten. So she is seeing double. So the little catfish now seems like a SHARK.

i almost died of laughter at this comment

eledalo: Since she was bitten during a church fasting programme, the shark bite is obviously a gift from God. Halleluyah!

na wa for you o. God no dey give bad gifts.

Cook plenty jollof go church tis sunday for thanksgiving...NEXT

So, how she take no say na shark?? Everybody wan enter news sha.

eledalo: Since she was bitten during a church fasting programme, the shark bite is obviously a gift from God. Halleluyah!

All una things na laugh. Well na sign of prayers been answer indeed.

packman:
[size=15pt]
U RE TIRED OF LIFE......U RE COMPLETE CINERO OF A FAUSTRATED DUMB ASSS NIGERIAN IF AM CORRECT U RE FROM THE ALUU REGION THAT HAS THEIR BRAIN AT THE EDGE OF THEIR ANUS FLUTING THEIR CREEPY MOUTH ABOUT..... AM SURE U WERE ALSO BEING BEAT BY THE SHARK ABI IDIOTIC FELLOW [/size]

#HOLY MOSES# Where you bitten by a mice?

eledalo: Since she was bitten during a church fasting programme, the shark bite is obviously a gift from God. Halleluyah!

Gift ke! Demons r still chasing her lmao

ME THINK D STORY IS BELIEVABLE, AS THERE R SUB-SPECIES OF SHARKS THAT CAN SWIM UP-STREAM FROM D OCEAN FOR EXAMPLE TIGER-SHARK, TIGER-SHARKS R FLEXIBLE WATER-CREATURES,U CAN FIND THEM IN SALT-WATER BODIES AND FRESH-WATER BODIES CLOSELY ADJOINED TO THE OCEAN IN THE TROPICS, THEY R CARNIVOROUS BUT R NOT SO BIG LIKE THEIR COUSINS, GREAT WHITE.THEREFORE AN ATTACK FROM A TIGER-SHARK WOULD RESULT INTO STITCHES RATHER THAN WHOLE-SALE AMPUTATION OF CONCERNED LIMB. QUITE GLAD THAT WE CAN ADD SHARK TO THE LIST OF OUR COUNTRY'S FAUNA. TELLS U HOW ECO-RICH OUR NATION IS RITE NOW.

abeg people, shark na salty-water fish, never will it survive in a fresh-water or mayb flood water.
nawa 4som ppl ooo.

UNBELIEVABLE!!! It must be a grandbaby shark dat did it. But how on earth did a shark find its way there. Probably madam was hallucinating or used parable in her speech...oya make una return dis story to d back page and park very well. Shark kº, Édº ni!!!

SHARK KO...SHARKY NI.
I tot it was a U S submarine going to SYRIA tht hit her leg.

Super1759: Please don't blame the woman,she just finished 3days fasting and probably have not eaten. So she is seeing double. So the little catfish now seems like a SHARK.

Na twelve stitches we dey talk about here o. No just mention catfish abeg !

packman: [size=20pt]SHARK.... DID I HEAR YOU SAY SHARK IN A RIVER

AND THE WOMAN ESCAPED SHARK.......

NAWA OOOOOOO NIGERIA WITH DIRTY UNBILIVABLE STORY

ABEG NA KOTE FISH NA IM THE WOMAN SEE [/size]

abegi commot jo..Na Kpanla.

pls u all should pardon her. i'm pleading on her behave.
she fasted for 4 days
came to a river to bath
it bites her
she she had enough time to scream for help

its a clear sign of illusion and error in perception as a result of dehydration and low glucose level.

chucky234:


www.m.naij.com/news/11271.html

HOW ARE THEY SURE IT WAS A SHARK, EWOOOOOO, IF IT WAS A SHARK, SHE MUST HAVE NOTICES THE MOVEMENT AND THOUGH BY GODS GRACE SHE MAY ESCAPE BUT IT WONT BE JUST A CUT!

I LOVE NAIRALANDERS COS WE NO THEY CARYY FAKE NEWS

Lessons learnt;

1. If you have been fasting for 3 days don't go to the river for your bathing.
2. Shark bite can be treated in patent medicine stores in Nigeria (although our Teaching Hospitals cannot treat appendicitis)
3. Watching too many films like "JAWS" can affect your perception.

pls u all should pardon her. i'm pleading on her behave.
she fasted for 3 days
came to a river to bath
it bites her
she she had enough time to scream for help

its a clear sign of illusion and error in perception as a result of dehydration and low glucose level.

News Reports these days. NONE of them even sighted the said "Shark"

Could have been some shrimps or even river weed. Bunch of Cowards.

This woman is prolly related to the Man who "claimed" a Hippo visited his house from Flooding in the Area.

Demone: pls u all should pardon her. i'm pleading on her behave.
she fasted for 4 days
came to a river to bath
it bites her
she she had enough time to scream for help

its a clear sign of illusion and error in perception as a result of dehydration and low glucose level.

GBAM, GBAMMER, GBAMMEST

packman:
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U RE TIRED OF LIFE......U RE COMPLETE CINERO OF A FAUSTRATED DUMB ASSS NIGERIAN IF AM CORRECT U RE FROM THE ALUU REGION THAT HAS THEIR BRAIN AT THE EDGE OF THEIR ANUS FLUTING THEIR CREEPY MOUTH ABOUT..... AM SURE U WERE ALSO BEING BEAT BY THE SHARK ABI IDIOTIC FELLOW [/size]

Negro please!!! Use some punctuation marks and lose the upper case fonts. Smdh....

Yes it was a shark and from the description it's the Great White - a killer shark that finishes his human dinner in 3 bites(ask the sharkologists). It was the fasting and prayer that saved this woman. I wish I was her pastor as i will make sure she pays tithe with all her ernings for the rest of her life.

What did the shark eat ? Meat ? What pound? Or the shark just leaked blood.
Na crab bite her.

This vanguard reports self;av noticed dat d level of journalism in dt outfit is poor,its as if dere are no standards,no journalist wt any iota of training(unless d nigerian journalist has a different standard of training)wi publish dat kind of story w/o some verification.In saner climes,dis story won't evn b published unless a picture of d "shark" was made available by d reporter to d editor.So I don't blame d woman,its d journalist dat wrote dis childish tale dt shd b called to question

E fit b shark ohhhhh considerin how things re happen in d world.

Sharks have the most dangerous bites after crocodiles. I believe this story if she said 12 stitches, typical outcome of a failed shark attack...(a lot of stitches). a successful attack would have ripped off a large chunk.
some friends of mine swear they saw 2 kangaroos in ogun state. not one, TWO. so this might be true too.

valuka: abeg people, shark na salty-water fish, never will it survive in a fresh-water or mayb flood water.
nawa 4som ppl ooo.