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All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by Xymc1(m): 5:58pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
Answer any 7 questions Show your workings: 1. Between the Nigerian Police and the Nigerian girl, who like money pass? 2. My name is Chioma, am in love with a guy that I thought was also in love with me, I just found out I was just wasting my time with him, what does that make me: a) a fool, b) iti, c)too gullible d) jew girl 3. Using the almighty formulae, calculate the volume of water that is required from Kanji dam to flood the entire Cameroun. Multipy it with the volume of water in Shiroro dam and explain in details how you will convince GEJ to flood Cameroun in line with his transformation agenda. [take pie=3.142] 4. What is the name of the Lady that says "the number you are calling is not available at the moment pls try again later" 5. Pin is to Blackberry as Stapler is to......? 6. If 30000 Nigerian women go on Hajj calculate the probability that half will be deported. 7. Differentiate btw an Ashawo and a Runs girl. 8. All these created empires: Bill Gates is to Microsoft ,Stevie Jobs is to Apple and IBB is to 9.Abacha and Maryam went in, Maryam came out. OBJ and Stella went in, OBJ came out. Yar adua and Turai, Turai came out. So now that it is the turn of GEJ and Dame, who is most likely to come out? Give 5 reasons 10. If someone from Kano is referred to as Bakane, what do you call someone from Taraba? 11. If your X-boyfriend/ girlfriend wins N5million immediately after you broke up,find the value of X. I repeat find "X." NOTE: No cheating allowed. Your Invigilator today are Bunmioguns, Larride, valiant valiant, Booqee,pretiebony and honourable me. They are no- nonsense apostles of the Transformer and very very strict. Anyone caught cheating will be banned from Nairaland for 253years... No questions are fashioned or allowed in the Exam hall. GOODLUCK!!!! |
Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by Emmyk(m): 6:52pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
Hilarious |
Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by Xymc1(m): 8:33pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
Emmyk: Hilarioustnks man |
Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by Xymc1(m): 8:33pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
Emmyk: Hilarioustnks man. |
Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by larride(m): 9:02pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
Make i laff? Na literature section be this Guy go write epistle |
Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by realsammie(m): 10:20pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
madness : stage one |
Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by Valiantvaliant(m): 11:24pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
larride: Make i laff? Na literature section be this Guy go write epistle realsammie: madness : stage one**drags them out and gives them 15 lashes each on the but.tocks** |
Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by Nobody: 9:02am On Oct 12, 2012 |
But i like dis joke. Really funny! |
Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by Nobody: 2:35pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
Valiantvaliant: **drags them out and gives them 15 lashes each on the but.tocks**Good! |
Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by Xymc1(m): 6:36pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
booqee: But i like dis joke. Really funny!Tnks boo PretiEbony: Good!Gracias booqee: But i like dis joke. Really funny!Tnks boo |
Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by Xymc1(m): 6:40pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
Valiantvaliant: **drags them out and gives them 15 lashes each on the but.tocks**Serves them right! |
Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by Valiantvaliant(m): 8:25pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
PretiEbony: Good!Anytime |
Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by Xymc1(m): 8:44pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
*** emn ehm ehem ehmmm emmm, no flirtin on ma thread. |
Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by bunmioguns(m): 10:18pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
*gives valiantman a strokes of cane @ d back for cheating* |
Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by Valiantvaliant(m): 11:42pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
bunmioguns: *gives valiantman a strokes of cane @ d back for cheating*duh . . . . Am an invigilator. . . . . Ring a bell? |
Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by larride(m): 11:45pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
larride: Make i laff? Na literature section be this Guy go write epistle But sah, i have not done anything wrong now |
Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by Nobody: 1:47am On Oct 13, 2012 |
bunmioguns: *gives valiantman a strokes of cane @ d back for cheating*Are you really okay? |
Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by Valiantvaliant(m): 10:44am On Oct 13, 2012 |
larride:You were making noise along with your friend Realsammie*7 more lashes* |
Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by Xymc1(m): 2:12pm On Oct 13, 2012 |
Sssshhhhh,invigilators,no noise in d exam hall or else i'll order the Joko haramers to arrest u for contempt. |
Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by Victorisrael(m): 2:52pm On Oct 13, 2012 |
;Dlaf 1 kil me hear oh chai
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Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by Xymc1(m): 5:57pm On Oct 13, 2012 |
^^^ sorry,u're nt permitted/allowed to die in the exam hall, if you break this law and intentionally die in the exam hall,u will be expelled... |
Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by Nobody: 6:47pm On Oct 13, 2012 |
Xymc...:you're crazy..man! Lmao! |
Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by Xymc1(m): 8:25pm On Oct 13, 2012 |
booqee: you're crazy..man! Lmao!lols. . .em emm emmm no flirtin with ur examiner.*winks at booqee* |
Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by Nobody: 10:31pm On Oct 13, 2012 |
Xymc...:lmao, u're really sick |
Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by larride(m): 11:47pm On Oct 13, 2012 |
Xymc...: |
Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by Xymc1(m): 12:04am On Oct 14, 2012 |
PretiEbony: lmao, u're really sickwow,i realy am sick,how did u knw?,i didnt tel any1,i am sick and sufferin from too much freshness... Now eyes on ur papers not me. larride: Damn see this boy oo,how dare u do advertisement for close-up in the exam hall... You're disqualified *snatches ansa sheet from Larride while he lies down on the ground(the yoruba style)to beg 4 mercy* PretiEbony: lmao, u're really sickwow,i realy am sick,how did u knw?,i didnt tel any1,i am sick and sufferin from too much freshness... Now eyes on ur papers not me. |
Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by larride(m): 12:15am On Oct 14, 2012 |
smhs.... who cares |
Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by mormoni(m): 6:31am On Oct 14, 2012 |
Nice one |
Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by Cabsso(m): 6:39am On Oct 14, 2012 |
Realsammie u notice say dat numba 8questn conc abi? Ok wetin be d ansa tel me b4 dis yeye invigilators come. |
Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by realsammie(m): 8:37am On Oct 14, 2012 |
Xymc...:*raise my hand up* excuss me sir * drop #20 in his pocket * oya tell me no. 3 answer. Cabsso: Realsammie u notice say dat numba 8questn conc abi? Ok wetin be d ansa tel me b4 dis yeye invigilators come.# whisper in his ears# A nite with your babe or nothing |
Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by Valiantvaliant(m): 10:23am On Oct 14, 2012 |
realsammie:yeye invigilators abi. Oya both of you go on ur knees, hands up, close your eyes and stick out your tongue! |
Re: All Jokers: Time Allowed 1hr 30mins by Xymc1(m): 10:27am On Oct 14, 2012 |
larride: smhs.... who cares*pulls him out of the hall by d ear,few minutes later came back in to phone Larride's father (valiantvaliant)* |
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