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Poll: Whats Ur Take on The Bar Thread?

Crazily Funny: 33% (7 votes)
Not Quite Funny: 0% (0 votes)
Got Sloppy Courtesy of Guapo: 19% (4 votes)
Invented Ideas and Served as ground for New jokers: 14% (3 votes)
Total Disappointment: 33% (7 votes)
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Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) / JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ / Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) (1) (2) (3) (4)

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::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 1:00pm On Jan 06, 2011
Okay
Its about that time again we get on a state of reunion i.e the jokers get together,with much due acknowledgment to Element who brought in this initiative,just wondering how the jokers union would have been if not for that massage center,bravo Ele.

So lets say this got to be a continuation of that train,after a torrid day at the office just hop in and ask for a bottle of any drink of your choice,Troublesome El will be at your service. grin

Giving most Honour to those who deserve them,lemme use this medium to say a very big thank you to


EFEMENA = BONES= ELEMENT= STUDIO= IDOWUOGBO = TANIMZ= LYSAA = JOKINGMARY= ELDAV = PHAROH   And many other Drunkards that have made this train a success story.

At the count of 3 i hereby commision this Bar

3

2

1

BAR OPENED!!!
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by shakara4u(m): 1:03pm On Jan 06, 2011
walks in look at the menu

wherez,
i neeed a chilled drink

trouble,get 2 work
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 1:11pm On Jan 06, 2011
El! bar tender! gimme a shot of tequila.

Finally a place to cool off.

wondering aloud why every thot should become a thread
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 1:12pm On Jan 06, 2011
Shior. undecided
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 1:13pm On Jan 06, 2011
Abeg which one be chilled drink.

Talk the one you need,nothing like 'chilled drink'  tongue tongue tongue

lysaa:

El! bar tender! gimme a shot of tequila.

Finally a place to cool off.


Jesus me!!! Lysaa when did you start taking in Tequilas?  angry angry angry
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by shakara4u(m): 1:43pm On Jan 06, 2011
ok, will settle for alomo bitters,
dnt tell me its finished
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 1:47pm On Jan 06, 2011
El Guapo:

Abeg which one be chilled drink.

Talk the one you need,nothing like 'chilled drink' tongue tongue tongue

Jesus me!!! Lysaa when did you start taking in Tequilas? angry angry angry
Since i visited santa poco. .but u promised supply at demand so what would u have me take now?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by eldav(m): 1:51pm On Jan 06, 2011
could u pls get me a bottle of cold water?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 1:54pm On Jan 06, 2011
haha after u swore to walk from morocco to spain with osaro. .e nor easy. Ndo.
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by shakara4u(m): 1:57pm On Jan 06, 2011
sorry, no water

strictly liqour
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by eldav(m): 2:00pm On Jan 06, 2011
i n0r lyk ur bulging tummy

eva heard of d gym?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by shakara4u(m): 2:03pm On Jan 06, 2011
dat one ma na drink?


ops!!Troublesome said its out of stock grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 2:11pm On Jan 06, 2011
LOL. .A'ight peeps. .i've had enough for today.

cheers.

~staggers out!~
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by shakara4u(m): 2:22pm On Jan 06, 2011
staggerin,

eryaaaaaaaaa


sad end of drug abuse
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by BossTtdiamonds(m): 2:40pm On Jan 06, 2011
Bartender. . .
Get me a bottle of lysaa. . . . And two stick's of Efe. . . .
Nid tis' to clear off my brain,
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by shakara4u(m): 2:53pm On Jan 06, 2011
gerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrout

we dont have such,

he stepped out,helpin him
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by jokingmary(m): 2:54pm On Jan 06, 2011
shakara4u:

gerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrout
U wicked o

By the way I need a bottle of shekpe two bottles of kai-kai
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 2:56pm On Jan 06, 2011
Boss Ttdiamonds:

Bartender. . .
Get me a bottle of lysaa. . . . And two stick's of Efe. . . .
Nid tis' to clear off my brain,
LOL, bottles like cola's are kinda sexy with the curves. .if u had me as the stick in that piece of allegory, u'd have seen the Oba of cotonou today. cheesy
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by shakara4u(m): 3:05pm On Jan 06, 2011
lmao, u wanna b one?


if yea,then am on my way to cotonou,

Jokinmary,dont knock ursef out ooo
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by BossTtdiamonds(m): 3:06pm On Jan 06, 2011
Oba of cotonu, what's he like, ?

Okies bartender, give me a " one shot full dose of tequilla and a full plate of fried snails "
plus also get a chilled bottle of guiness to the lovely lady sittin' in my Lamborghini murcielago outside,
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by shakara4u(m): 3:08pm On Jan 06, 2011
now dats wat am talkin about,

enjoy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by jokingmary(m): 3:11pm On Jan 06, 2011
Boss Ttdiamonds:

Oba of cotonu, what's he like, ?

Okies bartender, give me a " one shot full dose of tequilla and a full plate of fried snails "
plus also get a chilled bottle of guiness to the lovely lady sittin' in my Lamborghini murcielago outside,

U say na lambor wetin shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by StudioCFR(m): 3:12pm On Jan 06, 2011
Dis bar no tight

Common B&G dem no get.


*Pickz my car key and swaggerz out like a college*
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by shakara4u(m): 3:17pm On Jan 06, 2011
lol, one more E$J

dude com bak make we gist jare
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by KDK(m): 3:21pm On Jan 06, 2011
* Walks in , looks around, sees only males, suspects this is a gay joint and dashes out * with the intention of coming back for futher investigation.
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by StudioCFR(m): 3:25pm On Jan 06, 2011
Shakara4u

i dont have time for gossipz

Sorry!
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by BossTtdiamonds(m): 3:28pm On Jan 06, 2011
S.O.B cant you see lysaa and tanimz's in here,
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by StudioCFR(m): 3:33pm On Jan 06, 2011
Na everybody wey get eye dey see?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by eldav(m): 3:37pm On Jan 06, 2011
scarface

0boi shift out.

we dn see u.
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by shakara4u(m): 3:44pm On Jan 06, 2011
Insert Quote
Shakara4u

i dont have time for gossipz

Sorry!

goshh!!!
no more drinks today, strollin out
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by StudioCFR(m): 4:02pm On Jan 06, 2011
Wetin happen to your car?

I bin wan tell u to help me jam eldav enter gutter
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by shakara4u(m): 4:06pm On Jan 06, 2011
started wit alomo,then E&J,

too high to drive,

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