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HOW LONG DO YOU STAY IN THE TOILET? by joncom(m): 7:33am On Oct 13, 2012
Over the years, i have spent more time in the toilet than watching a movie. Its like an hobby now, and have had time to reflect.

The question is...?
How much time do u spend in the toilet?
What your best company when there?.
(i sent this post from the toilet...lol)
Re: HOW LONG DO YOU STAY IN THE TOILET? by joncom(m): 8:08am On Oct 13, 2012
I think my best company is my PHONE.
Re: HOW LONG DO YOU STAY IN THE TOILET? by CLIQBOY(m): 8:17am On Oct 13, 2012
jon.com:
I think my best company is my PHONE.
i always complete my sleep dere
Re: HOW LONG DO YOU STAY IN THE TOILET? by Nobody: 8:20am On Oct 13, 2012
jon.com:
I think my best company is my PHONE.

#Fact

Especially on Nairaland.
Re: HOW LONG DO YOU STAY IN THE TOILET? by dominique(f): 8:39am On Oct 13, 2012
Sometimes a book. Most times i take my phone and log on to nl and i stay there till my legs start cramping embarassed.
Re: HOW LONG DO YOU STAY IN THE TOILET? by joncom(m): 9:20am On Oct 13, 2012
CLIQBOY: i always complete my sleep dere
...i guess that should be during morning devotion.
Re: HOW LONG DO YOU STAY IN THE TOILET? by joncom(m): 9:25am On Oct 13, 2012
Most times i get inspiration from the toilet...wen i need to solve a pressing problem.smiley
Re: HOW LONG DO YOU STAY IN THE TOILET? by White007(m): 9:44am On Oct 13, 2012
What a coincedence!
Guess what Op?
I 'm presently In the toilet taking a crap when I came across this your thread. I couldn't help but lol!! grin grin cheesy cheesy wink. So i think u already know what keeps me company . tongue
Re: HOW LONG DO YOU STAY IN THE TOILET? by CLIQBOY(m): 9:58am On Oct 13, 2012
jon.com:
...i guess that should be during morning devotion.
yap..wen my mum go wake me early
Re: HOW LONG DO YOU STAY IN THE TOILET? by Maxymilliano(m): 10:11am On Oct 13, 2012
A copy of the dailies (either old or new) does it for me, infact, it has become habitual.
Re: HOW LONG DO YOU STAY IN THE TOILET? by joncom(m): 1:02pm On Oct 13, 2012
Maxymilliano: A copy of the dailies (either old or new) does it for me, infact, it has become habitual.
hmmmm, dailies? You sure say no be romance magazine. Lol
Re: HOW LONG DO YOU STAY IN THE TOILET? by joncom(m): 1:04pm On Oct 13, 2012
...or maybe I wan hide chop food. ;-)
Re: HOW LONG DO YOU STAY IN THE TOILET? by aieromon(m): 3:46pm On Oct 13, 2012
I play rap music in the toilet.
Either that or am browsing about rap music.
Re: HOW LONG DO YOU STAY IN THE TOILET? by Callotti: 11:20pm On Oct 14, 2012
I don't suffer from constipation or urinary retention syndrome.
I spend less than 2 minutes to do EITHER business.
I do my business and get the hell out.

Cell phones already have enough bug-colonization.
The LAST place I shall be seen with ANY of my electronic-mobile devices is the TOILET!!!

Thanks! kiss

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Re: HOW LONG DO YOU STAY IN THE TOILET? by joncom(m): 6:49am On Oct 15, 2012
Callotti: I don't suffer from constipation or urinary retention syndrome.
I spend less than 2 minutes to do EITHER business.
I do my business and get the hell out.

Cell phones already have enough bug-colonization.
The LAST place I shall be seen with ANY of my electronic-mobile devices is the TOILET!!!

Thanks! kiss
...not wen ur toilet is like mine o...very comfortable.:-)
Re: HOW LONG DO YOU STAY IN THE TOILET? by 19naia(m): 7:43pm On Oct 15, 2012
A recent bio analysis of cellphones showed that the number one residue found on used cellphones tested,was fecal matter as micro residue ...It must mean people love to handle the phone on the toilet...
Re: HOW LONG DO YOU STAY IN THE TOILET? by joncom(m): 6:33pm On Oct 16, 2012
19naia: A recent bio analysis of cellphones showed that the number one residue found on used cellphones tested,was fecal matter as micro residue ...It must mean people love to handle the phone on the toilet...
...hmmm, interesting
Re: HOW LONG DO YOU STAY IN THE TOILET? by ifyalways(f): 8:53am On Oct 17, 2012
See wetin too much of Akpu, eba,pounded yam, agege bread dey cause ?add that to little or no consumption of water, fruits and vegetables.
How can anyone spend more than 5 minutes in the toilet?
Na pikin you wan born ?

Shuo!I understand spending some time in the bathroom(sing, soak, explore , pamperyour body etc) but toilet kwa? Ebelebe igba.

Lol
Re: HOW LONG DO YOU STAY IN THE TOILET? by joncom(m): 9:46pm On Oct 17, 2012
Shuo!I understand spending some time in the bathroom(sing, soak, explore , pamperyour body etc) but toilet kwa? Ebelebe igba.

Lol[/quote]...you de talk like guy weY de use soap well...you know wot i mean. Lol
Re: HOW LONG DO YOU STAY IN THE TOILET? by joncom(m): 11:17pm On Jun 02, 2013
If I Feel Like Solving A Problem. The Toilet Is Sure Bet. 864538
Re: HOW LONG DO YOU STAY IN THE TOILET? by Nobody: 3:48am On Jun 03, 2013
After reading this post ,I would learn not to touch peopleā€˜s phones undecided.
Re: HOW LONG DO YOU STAY IN THE TOILET? by mumumugu(m): 3:17pm On Jun 03, 2013
i try to recall what i have read
Re: HOW LONG DO YOU STAY IN THE TOILET? by meobizy(f): 3:02pm On Feb 26, 2019
It depends on if I am engaged in something useful at the time.
When at home and have nothing doing I stay 15 - 30 mins.
When in my workplace 10 mins at most.
If I eat a fruit and/or plenty of vegetables daily then I spend around 8 mins and nothing more.

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