My Fellow Nigerians, especially the Good People of Taraba,

I greet you all in the name of Jesus! I am as saddened as you are to hear of the accident that almost took our dear Governor's life and I feel it is my duty as your president to clear the air about some rumors and certain accusations floating out there on the cyber internet web. Please do no pay attention to the falsehood being peddled by our enemies and those who only to live embarrass the FG.

We have no intention. . .I repeat NO INTENTION of leaving the care of the Governor to any Nigerian Hospital.

The opposition would like to paint us as uncaring monsters but they have failed because we will never do that to a fellow human being like us, especially a Governor of one of the great states in our beloved country Nigeria.

Just the other day, my daughter was crying, I asked my dear why are you crying? She told me one of her friends from Twitter (I think that is the name of the lesson she attends) died from an Asthma attack because the hospital did not have the. . .ehn. . . ehn. ehmu. . . .nebuli. . .that thing they use to blow air for their mouth.

This news shocked and saddened me. How can that be? Why would anyone allow such a senseless death to happen in such a great country as ours? How can a parent take their dying child to a Nigerian Hospital? My fellow Nigerians, I do not have the answers but that day I knew something had to change. So I assured my daughter that she should not worry, this kain thing will never happen to her. Even if it is just a broken nail, she will be immediately flown out of the country for treatment.

This is why today, as the President of this great nation Nigeria, I assure you once again that the Governor will NOT be treated in a Nigerian Hospital. As I speak, arrangements are being made to fly him outside the country where we can be assured he will receive the BEST care.

Long Live the Federal Republic of Nigeria!

Thank you.

Your most humble President
Goodluck Jonathan

SOURCE - www.gejispresidentofabananarebulic.com/whatalaugh

Mr Suntai, who graduated as a pilot from the Aviation College in Zaria last year, was piloting the crashed plane. This would be the second time he is surviving a plane crash

Pain: He also failed piloting the affairs of the state. The crash is just a manifestation of how poor he has been managing the state. Rest in peace.

IYA NGBALI: They should stop wasting our money,the man should be taken to a herbalist for treatment,it won't cost them more than five thousand naira. We have better things to do than wasting our money on the man,moreover boko haram boys have not been paid their salaries for the past 3 months due to lack of funds

taharqa: 85% of Medical students paid for their admission?..my frnd, Nigeria is not d cause, at least not entirely, of yr very 'unreal' life @misreal. Stop looking for who to dump yr problems on

Ogoni militant: Bad news for the deputy Governor

Sisi_Kill: Transcript of the President's Speech

Sisi_Kill: Transcript of the President's Speech

misreal: Curruption in nigeria is found evwiwer.how can he be treated in nigeria wen we all know dat 85% of nigerian medical student paid to get admitted.wen even de mods on nairaland sometimes bans indiscriminately.wen sunai himself due to curuption was nt well trained to fly a plane.abeg mke una free de man mke him receive treatment wherever him want.

IYA NGBALI: They should stop wasting our money,the man should be taken to a herbalist for treatment,it won't cost them more than five thousand naira. We have better things to do than wasting our money on the man,moreover boko haram boys have not been paid their salaries for the past 3 months due to lack of funds

ferdiii:

But Oga o, it is true. Nigerian doctors in Nigeria should be ashamed as politicians go abroad for treatments.Nigerian doctors are never in their workplace, always on the move looking for nurses to sleep with.

oluface: He will survive only if he did not buy that private jet with public fund.

Demdem: The retardeen is right. If an unelected patience could go abroad for treatment, why not an elected governor.

AFOLSNETWORKS: Why wont our political leaders get a hospital that can take care of them within the country?

This means that there is no Nigerian hospital that can take care of any critical issue!

How sad?