Yomieluv: How I wish an hurricane can sweep me,and my family to Yankee. I go like am men!

Okija_juju: NNA SEE PLAGERISM!!!


I need to start copyright protecting my shiit!!


Na so I see one of my Nairaland posts on Tontoh Dike song as person DP!! Repackaged and even signed!!
oga wetin be ur problem na?? I saw dis on facebook,and don't tell me u never did such before

stacomaster: Pls Darey Whats Hurricane Sandy??

Ariyke: Or Hurricane kunletiwoo

Nah! Hurricane Ariyke

Darey_00:
a gusty wind affecting the US Eastern Coast. 80 people have been confirmed dead

Okija_juju:

Nwokem, obu mua de this joke na Nairaland!! Even Afam has quoted the original.. Na wah o!!

Okija_juju:


Nwokem, as an aspiring Comedian, my shiit is sacred.. If you must plagerise it, atleast reference me in it!!

Okija_juju:


Nwokem, as an aspiring Comedian, my shiit is sacred.. If you must plagerise it, atleast reference me in it!!

acidtalk:

I feel your pain.
When I started the "Gaaarri" thingy on nairaland not too long those boys hijacked it and bastardized the usage instantly I had to abandone it.

One just have to be creative always because sticking to your old jokes will make you look like the copy cat..

Had a friend in school who bought a car then by cracking 95% of my jokes. 2 months when he didn't have access to my apartment, he sold his car as he wasn't getting shows again.

stacomaster: Pls Darey Whats Hurricane Sandy??

gbosaa:



I thought it was some dude named bbpreye or ppbreye who started it.
Good to know you are the garriki man who started the garrium campaign on NL.
kudos,You are one hell of a pain in seun shagarris butt.

acidtalk: After I saw this thread, I put a call through to the President to find out his plans to curtail such in Nigeria.

Acidtalk - Your Excellency sir, Goddday.

Jonathan - Yes, What can I do for you?

Acidtalk - Just called to greet you your Excellency.

Jonathan - Don't greet me Acidtalk. I see your comments about me and my government so don't act like you like me.

Acidtalk - Sir, I am only stating the obvious truth.

Jonathan - Now what can I do for you?

Acidtalk - What steps are you taking to avoid an occurence of Hurricane Sandy in Nigeria?

Jonathan - Well, as you can see, it will have no effect on us.

Acidtalk - Who are the us?

Jonathan - Me, Babangida, AbdulSalam, Obasanjo, Danjuma and others.

Acidtalk - What do you mean sir?

Jonathan - We all reside on Hilltop. 50-120feet above ground level so no way the water can get to us in our hilltops.

Acidtalk - What of the common man sir?

Jonathan - What else will they expect us to do than to setup relief and rehabilitation camps. Tell Aki and Pawpaw, Genevieve, Don Jazzy, Tiwa Savage, Dr Sid, Obesere, Pasuman, Daddy Showkey and others to visit them. We will also send few bags of rice, salt, cartons of indomie and soap to them.

Acidtalk - And?

Jonathan - And what? Of course in no time they will forget their predicament especially when we tell them we have Setup several committees to look at the causes of the hurricane. We will setup committess to go to Heaven to find out why it happend, Committee to go to hell to do its own findings, Committee to discover how much profit we can make in the reconstruction and others.

Acidtalk - Is that all sir?

Jonathan - What else do you want to hear? Okay I and the 36 state governors will relocate our offices for that period to the Bahamas.

Acidtalk - Hmmm!!!!

Jonathan - Hmmm your head. Una never start.

PeeDaVinci: every pastor in the churches will preach about signs of end times ,and cite the hurricane as an example

PeeDaVinci: every pastor in the churches will preach about signs of end times ,and cite the hurricane as an example

Godogwu:

RUBBISH!

Darey_00: NAIJA IS SO BLESSED

What would happen in Nigeria if we are to experience an hurricane like the US East Coast is currently going through Hurricane Sandy? (GOD FORBID)
Imagine say a 'HURRICANE AKPORS' is heading for Naija in 3 weeks.. First and foremost;

1. Pastor for church go prophesy the hurricane.

2. The State Governors will hold a press conference advicing the people of the states to remain calm as government is working hard to see how they can tackle the situation.

3. National Emergency Management Agency (NEMA) will grant an interview on Channels TV and AIT saying that they are well trained and prepared to handle the crisis.That they are on top of the Situation.

4. The Federal Government will wait for the Hurricane to first land and wipe out Statesthen;

- Hold a day of National Mourning and Prayers and order the flag be flown at half mast.

- Visit the disaster location for a first hand assessment of the damage.

- Visit the survivors camp and share relief material (Mosquito nets, rice and Indomie)

- Set up a committee to investigate the Hurricane andsee how we can prevent future hurricanes from visiting Nigeria.

- Release billions of Naira (on Paper) for disaster management.

- Sack the Minister of Water Resources for failing to contain the water.

- Commend the State Governors, NEMA, Red Crossand other emergency services unit for their quick response.


5. The Senate will hold an emergency session and condemn the 'Hurricane'.

6. Churches around Nigeria will hold crusades and Programmes with Titles like 'May Hurricane wipe out your enemies'.. 'Calming the Hurricanes in your life'.. 'Finding the Rainbow in your Hurricane'.. e.t.c..

7. M.I Abaga will release a single about hurricanes.

8. Femi Falana (SAN) will sue the Hurricane, F.G and State government for their poor handling of the Hurricane.

9. CPC, ACN, APGA and otherswill blame the PDP and Jonathan for the Hurricane.

10. BOKO HARAM will claim responsibility for the Hurricane and will promise more hurricane if governmentdoes not comply.

11. Many People will change their Blackberry Display Pictures to 'Hurricane Pictures' and Facebook status will read..Hurricane Things..
GOD BLESS NIGERIA

acidtalk:

And you had to copy this whole write-up just to right this?


Your own don Finish.

Okija_juju: NNA SEE PLAGERISM!!!


I need to start copyright protecting my shiit!!


Na so I see one of my Nairaland posts on Tontoh Dike song as person DP!! Repackaged and even signed!!

afam4eva: I curled this from Okija Juju's post

juman: May Hurricane Dauda storm Abuja.

stacomaster: Pls Wats Hurricame Sandy??