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Why Your Big Booty Is Dangerous by Gbadebo01(m): 5:56am On Nov 02, 2012
I love a curvy woman and I have a deep
affection for a woman with an
impeccable booty. In the black man’s
mind, nothing can even compare to a
woman with an amazing backside, and
we’ll go to our graves with a strong
appreciation for the curves and the
perfect figures that is the physique of
the black woman.
But our love for the booty doesn’t
mean we won’t abuse that booty.
As a man, I can tell you that we are
very visual human beings. Yes we adore
your booty, yes we love your coke bottle
figure, and yes we’ll say and do
whatever we have to just so we can
see you…naked. It is the visuals we
get once we see your backside in
notorious sex positions that make you
worth pursuing. Not your personality
and not your book smarts.
You ladies can put a man in a trance
when we see it jiggle as u walk down a staircase.
But that doesn’t mean we love you (or
want to love you gan sef) and it damn sure
doesn’t mean we have good intentions.
However, many of you take a little too
much pride in your backside. A nice
derriere doesn’t make you loveable. A
nice butt is only good for some long and
deep strokes in the doggy style
position.
I’m not saying a woman with a big butt
isn’t loveable. I’m just telling you that
you have to understand that some men (not me sha o) only want you for how they think you may look during sex.
And if that’s his plan, his interest will
only be temporary. Once he
accomplishes getting that intimate
glimpse of what you are working with,
after a few rendezvous, he will be out
of the picture. On to the hunt for the
next big booty.
If you continue to treat your booty as
prize, a tangible object one should
pursue or earn, or a sexual object
always on display, you’ll attract a man
who’s only interest is to capture the
one object you hold in the highest
regard.
All those infamous pictures of you and
your girls on Facebook (or twitter) sticking out your big old booties and tooting it up
for the camera, and that special photo
album you have on your iPhone ( or your nokia phone) make it clear to us what object is up for grabs.
So be careful with that booty, if you
keep making it a big deal, we’ll keep
labeling you as just that jawn with the
big booty. After all, isn’t that all you
want to be known for anyway?

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Re: Why Your Big Booty Is Dangerous by babysnogls: 6:00am On Nov 02, 2012
Mpscheeewww...*arranges pillow to go back to sleep*
Re: Why Your Big Booty Is Dangerous by Nobody: 6:13am On Nov 02, 2012
with these kind of pig brains for men, now i understand why nigerian ladies would rather marry white men lmao
Re: Why Your Big Booty Is Dangerous by engrtee(f): 6:19am On Nov 02, 2012
Gbadebo01: I love a curvy woman and I have a deep
affection for a woman with an
impeccable booty. In the black man’s
mind, nothing can even compare to a
woman with an amazing backside, and
we’ll go to our graves with a strong
appreciation for the curves and the
perfect figures that is the physique of
the black woman.
But our love for the booty doesn’t
mean we won’t abuse that booty.
As a man, I can tell you that we are
very visual human beings. Yes we adore
your booty, yes we love your coke bottle
figure, and yes we’ll say and do
whatever we have to just so we can
see you…naked. It is the visuals we
get once we see your backside in
notorious sex positions that make you
worth pursuing. Not your personality
and not your book smarts.
You ladies can put a man in a trance
when we see it jiggle as we take you
down from the back.
But that doesn’t mean we love you (or
want to love you gan sef) and its damn sure
doesn’t mean we have good intentions.
However, many of you take a little too
much pride in your backside. A nice
derriere doesn’t make you loveable. A
nice butt is only good for some long and
deep strokes in the doggy style
position.
I’m not saying a woman with a big butt
isn’t loveable. I’m just telling you that
you have to understand that some men
only want you for how they think you
may look during sex.
And if that’s his plan, his interest will
only be temporary. Once he
accomplishes getting that intimate
glimpse of what you are working with,
after a few rendezvous, he will be out
of the picture. On to the hunt for the
next big booty.
If you continue to treat your booty as
prize, a tangible object one should
pursue or earn, or a sexual object
always on display, you’ll attract a man
who’s only interest is to capture the
one object you hold in the highest
regard.
All those infamous pictures of you and
your girls on Facebook sticking out
your big old booties and tooting it up
for the camera, and that special photo
album you have on your iPhone ( or your nokia phone) make it clear to us what object is up for grabs.
So be careful with that booty, if you
keep making it a big deal, we’ll keep
labeling you as just that jawn with the
big booty. After all, isn’t that all you
want to be known for anyway?

99% corect

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Re: Why Your Big Booty Is Dangerous by masterpiecer(m): 7:04am On Nov 02, 2012
True talk brova
Re: Why Your Big Booty Is Dangerous by GBYB: 7:06am On Nov 02, 2012
mondi_cheeks: with these kind of pig brains for men, now i understand why nigerian ladies would rather marry white men lmao
Are white men not men?

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Re: Why Your Big Booty Is Dangerous by berylLOL(f): 8:07am On Nov 02, 2012
actually, there's some truth in what d OP is saying.
Re: Why Your Big Booty Is Dangerous by BJ4REEL(m): 8:20am On Nov 02, 2012
They say truth is bitter!
Re: Why Your Big Booty Is Dangerous by larrymoore(m): 8:52am On Nov 02, 2012
What ar u preachin? Hope l culd be patient 2 follow ur lead. Abridge version pls.
Re: Why Your Big Booty Is Dangerous by dubem3(m): 9:14am On Nov 02, 2012
look at it with a good eye and u'll see its an advice
Re: Why Your Big Booty Is Dangerous by claremont(m): 9:53am On Nov 02, 2012
mondi_cheeks: with these kind of pig brains for men, now i understand why nigerian ladies would rather marry white men lmao
Strangely enough, white men are actually human beings as well.

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Re: Why Your Big Booty Is Dangerous by Abujafood: 10:22am On Nov 02, 2012
babysnogls: Mpscheeewww...*arranges pillow to go back to sleep*

So this thread woke you up! Good thing you're back in bed to 'sleep'! Don't wake up o when this comment comes in!
Re: Why Your Big Booty Is Dangerous by 190theclown: 11:17am On Nov 02, 2012
sadly NIGERIAN GIRLS nyashes are responsible for 70% of the accident that goes on in that country today



source- BBC news 1994
Re: Why Your Big Booty Is Dangerous by Nobody: 12:20pm On Nov 02, 2012
What's with the 'we' 'we' 'we' in your post? undecided
Re: Why Your Big Booty Is Dangerous by bknight: 1:23pm On Nov 02, 2012
When no one's looking, an average man admires some curves

On behalf of these men...I luv me some nyansh mehn! grin tongue cool
Re: Why Your Big Booty Is Dangerous by gabito4luv(m): 1:37pm On Nov 02, 2012
reminds of a day I fell of a fence while starrin at a gals' bakassi
Re: Why Your Big Booty Is Dangerous by Nobody: 9:35pm On Nov 02, 2012
claremont:
Strangely enough, white men are actually human beings as well.
we have butt brains who call themselves men
and then you have real men...proven by their actions
Re: Why Your Big Booty Is Dangerous by LesbianBoy(m): 10:13pm On Nov 02, 2012
Legit1: What's with the 'we' 'we' 'we' in your post? undecided
i wonder!!!! angry angry angry angry
Re: Why Your Big Booty Is Dangerous by esther1994(f): 2:07pm On Apr 25, 2015
Gbadebo01:
I love a curvy woman and I have a deep
affection for a woman with an
impeccable booty. In the black man’s
mind, nothing can even compare to a
woman with an amazing backside, and
we’ll go to our graves with a strong
appreciation for the curves and the
perfect figures that is the physique of
the black woman.
But our love for the booty doesn’t
mean we won’t abuse that booty.
As a man, I can tell you that we are
very visual human beings. Yes we adore
your booty, yes we love your coke bottle
figure, and yes we’ll say and do
whatever we have to just so we can
see you…naked. It is the visuals we
get once we see your backside in
notorious sex positions that make you
worth pursuing. Not your personality
and not your book smarts.
You ladies can put a man in a trance
when we see it jiggle as u walk down a staircase.
But that doesn’t mean we love you (or
want to love you gan sef) and it damn sure
doesn’t mean we have good intentions.
However, many of you take a little too
much pride in your backside. A nice
derriere doesn’t make you loveable. A
nice butt is only good for some long and
deep strokes in the doggy style
position.
I’m not saying a woman with a big butt
isn’t loveable. I’m just telling you that
you have to understand that some men (not me sha o) only want you for how they think you may look during sex.
And if that’s his plan, his interest will
only be temporary. Once he
accomplishes getting that intimate
glimpse of what you are working with,
after a few rendezvous, he will be out
of the picture. On to the hunt for the
next big booty.
If you continue to treat your booty as
prize, a tangible object one should
pursue or earn, or a sexual object
always on display, you’ll attract a man
who’s only interest is to capture the
one object you hold in the highest
regard.
All those infamous pictures of you and
your girls on Facebook (or twitter) sticking out your big old booties and tooting it up
for the camera, and that special photo
album you have on your iPhone ( or your nokia phone) make it clear to us what object is up for grabs.
So be careful with that booty, if you
keep making it a big deal, we’ll keep
labeling you as just that jawn with the
big booty. After all, isn’t that all you
want to be known for anyway?
Sorry bro

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