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Why Your Big Booty Is Dangerous by Gbadebo01(m): 5:56am On Nov 02, 2012 |
I love a curvy woman and I have a deep affection for a woman with an impeccable booty. In the black man’s mind, nothing can even compare to a woman with an amazing backside, and we’ll go to our graves with a strong appreciation for the curves and the perfect figures that is the physique of the black woman. But our love for the booty doesn’t mean we won’t abuse that booty. As a man, I can tell you that we are very visual human beings. Yes we adore your booty, yes we love your coke bottle figure, and yes we’ll say and do whatever we have to just so we can see you…naked. It is the visuals we get once we see your backside in notorious sex positions that make you worth pursuing. Not your personality and not your book smarts. You ladies can put a man in a trance when we see it jiggle as u walk down a staircase. But that doesn’t mean we love you (or want to love you gan sef) and it damn sure doesn’t mean we have good intentions. However, many of you take a little too much pride in your backside. A nice derriere doesn’t make you loveable. A nice butt is only good for some long and deep strokes in the doggy style position. I’m not saying a woman with a big butt isn’t loveable. I’m just telling you that you have to understand that some men (not me sha o) only want you for how they think you may look during sex. And if that’s his plan, his interest will only be temporary. Once he accomplishes getting that intimate glimpse of what you are working with, after a few rendezvous, he will be out of the picture. On to the hunt for the next big booty. If you continue to treat your booty as prize, a tangible object one should pursue or earn, or a sexual object always on display, you’ll attract a man who’s only interest is to capture the one object you hold in the highest regard. All those infamous pictures of you and your girls on Facebook (or twitter) sticking out your big old booties and tooting it up for the camera, and that special photo album you have on your iPhone ( or your nokia phone) make it clear to us what object is up for grabs. So be careful with that booty, if you keep making it a big deal, we’ll keep labeling you as just that jawn with the big booty. After all, isn’t that all you want to be known for anyway? 4 Likes |
Re: Why Your Big Booty Is Dangerous by babysnogls: 6:00am On Nov 02, 2012 |
Mpscheeewww...*arranges pillow to go back to sleep* |
Re: Why Your Big Booty Is Dangerous by Nobody: 6:13am On Nov 02, 2012 |
with these kind of pig brains for men, now i understand why nigerian ladies would rather marry white men lmao |
Re: Why Your Big Booty Is Dangerous by engrtee(f): 6:19am On Nov 02, 2012 |
Gbadebo01: I love a curvy woman and I have a deep 99% corect 2 Likes |
Re: Why Your Big Booty Is Dangerous by masterpiecer(m): 7:04am On Nov 02, 2012 |
True talk brova |
Re: Why Your Big Booty Is Dangerous by GBYB: 7:06am On Nov 02, 2012 |
mondi_cheeks: with these kind of pig brains for men, now i understand why nigerian ladies would rather marry white men lmaoAre white men not men? 1 Like |
Re: Why Your Big Booty Is Dangerous by berylLOL(f): 8:07am On Nov 02, 2012 |
actually, there's some truth in what d OP is saying. |
Re: Why Your Big Booty Is Dangerous by BJ4REEL(m): 8:20am On Nov 02, 2012 |
They say truth is bitter! |
Re: Why Your Big Booty Is Dangerous by larrymoore(m): 8:52am On Nov 02, 2012 |
What ar u preachin? Hope l culd be patient 2 follow ur lead. Abridge version pls. |
Re: Why Your Big Booty Is Dangerous by dubem3(m): 9:14am On Nov 02, 2012 |
look at it with a good eye and u'll see its an advice |
Re: Why Your Big Booty Is Dangerous by claremont(m): 9:53am On Nov 02, 2012 |
mondi_cheeks: with these kind of pig brains for men, now i understand why nigerian ladies would rather marry white men lmaoStrangely enough, white men are actually human beings as well. 1 Like |
Re: Why Your Big Booty Is Dangerous by Abujafood: 10:22am On Nov 02, 2012 |
babysnogls: Mpscheeewww...*arranges pillow to go back to sleep* So this thread woke you up! Good thing you're back in bed to 'sleep'! Don't wake up o when this comment comes in! |
Re: Why Your Big Booty Is Dangerous by 190theclown: 11:17am On Nov 02, 2012 |
sadly NIGERIAN GIRLS nyashes are responsible for 70% of the accident that goes on in that country today source- BBC news 1994 |
Re: Why Your Big Booty Is Dangerous by Nobody: 12:20pm On Nov 02, 2012 |
What's with the 'we' 'we' 'we' in your post? |
Re: Why Your Big Booty Is Dangerous by bknight: 1:23pm On Nov 02, 2012 |
When no one's looking, an average man admires some curves On behalf of these men...I luv me some nyansh mehn! |
Re: Why Your Big Booty Is Dangerous by gabito4luv(m): 1:37pm On Nov 02, 2012 |
reminds of a day I fell of a fence while starrin at a gals' bakassi |
Re: Why Your Big Booty Is Dangerous by Nobody: 9:35pm On Nov 02, 2012 |
claremont:we have butt brains who call themselves men and then you have real men...proven by their actions |
Re: Why Your Big Booty Is Dangerous by LesbianBoy(m): 10:13pm On Nov 02, 2012 |
Legit1: What's with the 'we' 'we' 'we' in your post?i wonder!!!! |
Re: Why Your Big Booty Is Dangerous by esther1994(f): 2:07pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
Gbadebo01:Sorry bro |
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