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|Re: akpors is realy funny (check) by pitipom: 8:05am On Nov 30, 2012|
This is good!!nice work mr xela
|Re: akpors is realy funny (check) by adekiite(m): 10:47am On Nov 30, 2012|
chakula: Never Scan through your posts but I feel you as nobody want to reply your post! Try harder and convince dudes next time by pasting interesting joke on board.
Guy, stop тo dε̲̣γ 8t. Z jokes funny.
|Re: akpors is realy funny (check) by MRXELA(m): 9:06pm On Nov 30, 2012|
(26)Wife:If i knew u were this Poor I wuldnt hav
Akpors:wht do u think I meant when I said u
were d only thing I have
in this world?
|Re: akpors is realy funny (check) by MRXELA(m): 9:08pm On Nov 30, 2012|
(27)Teacher: Akpors, assuming you were at a bus
stop and boko- haram throws a bomb.
What will you do?
Akpors: i will jux stop assuming…..
|Re: akpors is realy funny (check) by MRXELA(m): 9:10pm On Nov 30, 2012|
(28)Akpors asked d barber“How much for a
Akpors:“And hw much 4 a shave?
Akpos:Very well,shave my head
|Re: akpors is realy funny (check) by MRXELA(m): 9:24pm On Nov 30, 2012|
(28)Akpos who was a houseboy
usually sneaks into his Oga's
room, drinks his wine and
adds water to top it up. One
day his Oga bought a new
wine called pasties, it was a
french wine that changes
colour if water is added onto
Akpos unaware of this,
sneaks into his Oga's room,
drank the new wine and
added water on it.
Immediately it started
Akpos: I am in trouble, big
He ran to the kitchen.
Meanwhile, oga and madam
were sitted in the parlour,
while Akpos was in the
OGA: who drank my pasties?.
OGA: Akpos, who drank my
No answer. Oga walked to
the kitchen and saw Akpos
OGA: Are you insane or
what?. Why when i call, you
say"Oga"but when i ask
you a question you don't
Akpos: Oga when you are in
the kitchen you don't
understand anything, except
OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to
the parlour, stand beside
madam and ask me a
question while i stand here.
Akpos went and did what oga
OGA: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who goes into the
maid's bedroom when madam
is not at home?.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey
hear me, i say who dey
sneak enter the house girl
room when madam no dey
No answer. Oga runs out of
OGA: Wonders shall never
end. Akpos, it is true o, when
one is in the kitchen, one
doesnot hear anything,
except one's name.
MADAM: That's not true. It's a
Akpos: Madam, do you want
to be tested?.
Akpos: Oya enter the kitchen
MADAM: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who is Junior's
biological Father?. Me or Oga
Madam rushed out of the
MADAM: This kitchen needs to
be fumigated o, i can't
understand anything at all
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|Re: akpors is realy funny (check) by MRXELA(m): 9:42pm On Nov 30, 2012|
(29)Dad: akpors, if Mr John ask of me, tell him am
How will u tell him when he comes, cos i
know u are funny?
Akpors: when he comes, i will say,my daddy
said i should tell you he is not around.
Dad, idiot! Just tell him, he is not around. Ok?
Akpors: yes dad.
Mr John: Akpors, where is ur dad?
Akpors: he is not around.
Mr john: when is he coming back?
Akpors : wait let me go and ask him he did
not tell me. (Rushed into the room,
shouting,daddy, daddy, when are coming
Mr John followed him into the room saw the
dad, they started fighting.
Abeg, was that akpors fault?
|Re: akpors is realy funny (check) by MRXELA(m): 11:34am On Dec 06, 2012|
(30)A guy won a #10 million lottery, kept the
money inside a 'Ghana must go' bag, went
under a tree, buried the money, snapped the
spot and the tree with a camera and decided
to travel to London. As he was on a plane
heading to London, he brought out the
picture from the camera, stared at it and
was shocked to see Akpos on top of the tree
What would you do if you were the man?
|Re: akpors is realy funny (check) by bashydemy(m): 12:08pm On Dec 06, 2012|
Chichi: Do you smoke?
Chichi: How many packs a day?
Akpos: 3 packs
Chichi: How much per pack
Chichi: And how long have you been
Akpos: 15 years
Chichi: So 1 pack cost £10.00 and you have 3
packs a day which puts your spending each
month at £900. In one year, it would be
Chichi: If in 1 year you spend £10,800 not
accounting for inflation, the past 15 years
puts your spending at £162,000 correct?
Chichi: Do you know that if you hadn't
smoked,that money could have been put in
a step-up interest savings account and after
accounting for compound interest for the
past 15 years, you could have now bought a
Akpos: Do you smoke?
Akpos: Where's your Ferrari
|Re: akpors is realy funny (check) by chakula(m): 1:02pm On Dec 06, 2012|
bashy_demy: Chichi: Do you smoke?
A wise joke, then I trust my friend you can do more than this. Btw long time!
|Re: akpors is realy funny (check) by bashydemy(m): 6:48pm On Dec 06, 2012|
chakula:Chakula long time jare how your end.. na Acada oo
|Re: akpors is realy funny (check) by Chibeze(m): 8:55pm On Dec 06, 2012|
MR XELA: (15)Akpos was tired of City Girls so went to his
|Re: akpors is realy funny (check) by bashydemy(m): 6:45am On Dec 07, 2012|
papa Akpos: I learn't your WAEC result is out.
Akpos: Daddy u remember Chidi wey dey carry first for our
whole skul ba? he failed. .
papa Akpos: dats terrible,wat happened?
Akpos: U also remember Tosin wey dey tutor me 4 house ba?
He failed too.
papa Akpos: wats with d poor performance?
Akpos: Daddy I dunno,na so e b oh.
papa Akpos: so hw was Ʊr result?
Akpos : haba daddy, if dem fail, wetin u expect, I be wizard??
|Re: akpors is realy funny (check) by MRXELA(m): 10:24am On Dec 07, 2012|
bashy_demy: papa Akpos: I learn't your WAEC result is out.hahahahahhahahahahahahahahaahahahahah
|Re: akpors is realy funny (check) by MRXELA(m): 7:09pm On Dec 14, 2012|
(31)General Alex has been monitorin d movement
only daughter recently. In fact, he first picks
her calls to confirm d identity of d caller
before handin over d phone to her after
thorough screening. But on one faithful day,
boyfriend akpors called and General picked d
call as usual. Watch
General: Hello! May i know you? Caller
(akkpors): sorri i want to speak wit Joy sir.
General: i said who r u nd wht for?
caller (akpors hmmm (after he understood d
situation @ hand),
Okay Sir, i am FRANK EDOHO from WHO WANTS
TO BE A MILLIONAIRE. Joy's friends is presently
on hot seat and needs
her help to answer a question for 2Million
Naira. So the next
voice you hear after is hers, the time starts
General: ooh am very sorry!!!
Joy! ,Joy!! Pls take ur phone ur friend needs ur
caller akpors: The question is when are you
caller (akpors Are you sure? Final answer?....
Joy: yes am very sure!
|Re: akpors is realy funny (check) by Donshizzy(m): 7:17pm On Jul 19, 2013|
.st.akpors d patron saint of comedians .do ur majic
|Re: akpors is realy funny (check) by MRXELA(m): 9:21am On Dec 08, 2014|
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