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Re: akpors is realy funny (check) by pitipom: 8:05am On Nov 30, 2012 |
This is good!!nice work mr xela |
Re: akpors is realy funny (check) by Nobody: 10:47am On Nov 30, 2012 |
chakula: Never Scan through your posts but I feel you as nobody want to reply your post! Try harder and convince dudes next time by pasting interesting joke on board. Guy, stop тo dε̲̣γ 8t. Z jokes funny. |
Re: akpors is realy funny (check) by MRXELA(m): 9:06pm On Nov 30, 2012 |
(26)Wife:If i knew u were this Poor I wuldnt hav married u! Akpors:wht do u think I meant when I said u were d only thing I have in this world? 1 Like |
Re: akpors is realy funny (check) by MRXELA(m): 9:08pm On Nov 30, 2012 |
(27)Teacher: Akpors, assuming you were at a bus stop and boko- haram throws a bomb. What will you do? Akpors: i will jux stop assuming….. 2 Likes |
Re: akpors is realy funny (check) by MRXELA(m): 9:10pm On Nov 30, 2012 |
(28)Akpors asked d barber“How much for a haircut?” Barber:“N500. Akpors:“And hw much 4 a shave? Barber:N50 sir. Akpos:Very well,shave my head 2 Likes |
Re: akpors is realy funny (check) by MRXELA(m): 9:24pm On Nov 30, 2012 |
(28)Akpos who was a houseboy usually sneaks into his Oga's room, drinks his wine and adds water to top it up. One day his Oga bought a new wine called pasties, it was a french wine that changes colour if water is added onto it. Akpos unaware of this, sneaks into his Oga's room, drank the new wine and added water on it. Immediately it started changing colour. Akpos: I am in trouble, big trouble. He ran to the kitchen. Meanwhile, oga and madam were sitted in the parlour, while Akpos was in the kitchen. ... OGA: Akpos Akpos: Oga OGA: who drank my pasties?. No answer! OGA: Akpos, who drank my pasties?. No answer. Oga walked to the kitchen and saw Akpos there. OGA: Are you insane or what?. Why when i call, you say"Oga"but when i ask you a question you don't answer me. Akpos: Oga when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything, except your name. OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to the parlour, stand beside madam and ask me a question while i stand here. Akpos went and did what oga said. Akpos: Ogaaaaaa OGA: Yes Akpos Akpos: Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam is not at home?. No answer. Akpos: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey hear me, i say who dey sneak enter the house girl room when madam no dey house. No answer. Oga runs out of the kitchen. OGA: Wonders shall never end. Akpos, it is true o, when one is in the kitchen, one doesnot hear anything, except one's name. MADAM: That's not true. It's a lie. Akpos: Madam, do you want to be tested?. MADAM: Yes Akpos: Oya enter the kitchen She enters. Akpos: Madam MADAM: Yes Akpos Akpos: Who is Junior's biological Father?. Me or Oga Madam rushed out of the kitchen MADAM: This kitchen needs to be fumigated o, i can't understand anything at all 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: akpors is realy funny (check) by MRXELA(m): 9:42pm On Nov 30, 2012 |
(29)Dad: akpors, if Mr John ask of me, tell him am not around. How will u tell him when he comes, cos i know u are funny? Akpors: when he comes, i will say,my daddy said i should tell you he is not around. Dad, idiot! Just tell him, he is not around. Ok? Akpors: yes dad. Mr John: Akpors, where is ur dad? Akpors: he is not around. Mr john: when is he coming back? Akpors : wait let me go and ask him he did not tell me. (Rushed into the room, shouting,daddy, daddy, when are coming back?) Mr John followed him into the room saw the dad, they started fighting. Abeg, was that akpors fault? |
Re: akpors is realy funny (check) by MRXELA(m): 11:34am On Dec 06, 2012 |
(30)A guy won a #10 million lottery, kept the money inside a 'Ghana must go' bag, went under a tree, buried the money, snapped the spot and the tree with a camera and decided to travel to London. As he was on a plane heading to London, he brought out the picture from the camera, stared at it and was shocked to see Akpos on top of the tree smiling What would you do if you were the man? 1 Like |
Re: akpors is realy funny (check) by bashydemy(m): 12:08pm On Dec 06, 2012 |
Chichi: Do you smoke? Akpos: Yes Chichi: How many packs a day? Akpos: 3 packs Chichi: How much per pack Akpos: £10.00 Chichi: And how long have you been smoking? Akpos: 15 years Chichi: So 1 pack cost £10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at £900. In one year, it would be £10,800 correct? Akpos: Correct Chichi: If in 1 year you spend £10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at £162,000 correct? Akpos: Correct Chichi: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked,that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari? Akpos: Do you smoke? Chichi: No Akpos: Where's your Ferrari then 3 Likes |
Re: akpors is realy funny (check) by chakula: 1:02pm On Dec 06, 2012 |
bashy_demy: Chichi: Do you smoke? A wise joke, then I trust my friend you can do more than this. Btw long time! |
Re: akpors is realy funny (check) by bashydemy(m): 6:48pm On Dec 06, 2012 |
chakula:Chakula long time jare how your end.. na Acada oo |
Re: akpors is realy funny (check) by Chibeze(m): 8:55pm On Dec 06, 2012 |
MR XELA: (15)Akpos was tired of City Girls so went to his |
Re: akpors is realy funny (check) by bashydemy(m): 6:45am On Dec 07, 2012 |
papa Akpos: I learn't your WAEC result is out. Akpos: Daddy u remember Chidi wey dey carry first for our whole skul ba? he failed. . papa Akpos: dats terrible,wat happened? Akpos: U also remember Tosin wey dey tutor me 4 house ba? He failed too. papa Akpos: wats with d poor performance? Akpos: Daddy I dunno,na so e b oh. papa Akpos: so hw was Ʊr result? Akpos : haba daddy, if dem fail, wetin u expect, I be wizard?? 1 Like |
Re: akpors is realy funny (check) by MRXELA(m): 10:24am On Dec 07, 2012 |
bashy_demy: papa Akpos: I learn't your WAEC result is out.hahahahahhahahahahahahahahaahahahahah |
Re: akpors is realy funny (check) by MRXELA(m): 7:09pm On Dec 14, 2012 |
(31)General Alex has been monitorin d movement of his only daughter recently. In fact, he first picks her calls to confirm d identity of d caller before handin over d phone to her after thorough screening. But on one faithful day, her boyfriend akpors called and General picked d call as usual. Watch out ! General: Hello! May i know you? Caller (akkpors): sorri i want to speak wit Joy sir. General: i said who r u nd wht for? caller (akpors hmmm (after he understood d situation @ hand), Okay Sir, i am FRANK EDOHO from WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE. Joy's friends is presently on hot seat and needs her help to answer a question for 2Million Naira. So the next voice you hear after is hers, the time starts now....... General: ooh am very sorry!!! Joy! ,Joy!! Pls take ur phone ur friend needs ur help........... . caller akpors: The question is when are you coming Tomorrow? A. Morning, B. Afternoon, C.Evening, D. Night. Joy: D.Night. caller (akpors Are you sure? Final answer?.... Joy: yes am very sure! 2 Likes |
Re: akpors is realy funny (check) by Donshizzy(m): 7:17pm On Jul 19, 2013 |
.st.akpors d patron saint of comedians .do ur majic |
Re: akpors is realy funny (check) by MRXELA(m): 9:21am On Dec 08, 2014 |
bck again 1 Like |
Re: akpors is realy funny (check) by jbblues24(m): 3:16pm On May 31, 2019 |
Lavender. Jesus Christ. How do you do it? |
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