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How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by contactwale: 8:30am On Nov 07, 2012
Hurricane Obama: Obama defeated Romney in Landslide Victory (Daily Triumph)

I will challenge Obama victory- Romney (The Punch)

Violence, malpractices, arrest mar election as Ohio boils Again (The Guardian)

Ballot box stuffing reported in White house (The Nation)

Hoodlum kill four security agents in the riverine area (Premium News)

INEC rigged US election for Obama – George Bush (ThisDay)

Our victory is people’s rejection of evil Republican Party- Bill Clinton (Vanguard)

Romney loses own polling unit and ward (Daily Independent)

Republican will definitely win- Pastor Prophet Jeunkooku (National Mirror)

Soldiers, police occupy Washington streets as residents express fear (PM News)

Republican Senator arrested, released (Daily Trust)

Federation of White People attack Clinton for endorsing Obama (Leadership)

We’re gathering evidences for the Tribunal- Republican (Compass)

Electoral officers kidnapped in New Jersey suburb (Nigerian Tribune)

God told me I will win- Obama (Herald)

Stock Market Shut down for fear of attack (Business Day)

Obama wins….as Hillary Clinton warms up for 2016- (Daily Post)



Any other newspaper headline wey I no put?

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Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by Tittos: 8:49am On Nov 07, 2012
That's usually the situation of things in the country...btw first to comment
Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by sperony(m): 9:04am On Nov 07, 2012
this deserves front page!!

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Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by femmy2010(m): 9:10am On Nov 07, 2012
Very funny but true.
If Nigeria election was half as organised as we see in the US then most of our election problems would have become a thing of the past.
Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by megxo(m): 9:20am On Nov 07, 2012
laffin @ "INEC RIGGED US ELECTION FOR OBAMA" grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by Afam4eva(m): 9:20am On Nov 07, 2012
lol grin...vintage Nigeria
Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by Redmosquito(m): 9:21am On Nov 07, 2012
Minion:Ur Painfulness! How should the news of Obama's Victory be reported in the Underworld?
Hades: The Darkness always Triumphs
Minion: Darkness?! undecided Because He's Black, right?

Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by ogogoromaster: 9:21am On Nov 07, 2012
This guy is a clown.I can't stop laughing.
Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by BrandKing: 9:22am On Nov 07, 2012
Nigeria is indeed a funny place.


Hope jonathan, Tinubu, Buhari, El-Rufai, Obasanjo and others can clearly see the spirit in Election and not the so called Do or Die politics they play.

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Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by dridowu: 9:22am On Nov 07, 2012
@ Poster, 3 BIG GBOSA for You
Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by kufzy: 9:23am On Nov 07, 2012
the poster fit win 1 of d headline verbatim if he watches out our headlines 2day
Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by Nobody: 9:24am On Nov 07, 2012
Congrats to romney for his maturity and beautiful speech.

In Nigeria there wld,ve been blood bath cos somebody wld,ve unleashed baboons,dogs,monkeys and hyenas.

Sai Romney,Sai Romney...you are the man.

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Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by Nobody: 9:24am On Nov 07, 2012
:D8-)mehn u ar on point.....lemme continue wit ma qarri.....who wan join me?...who care'z if devil yaf take over USA once again?....Lwmkd
Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by fitzmayowa: 9:24am On Nov 07, 2012
LWKMD everybody in my office thinks am insane, can't just stop laughing out loud
Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by ayomidis(m): 9:25am On Nov 07, 2012
It seems so much like a dreamy distance(one that cannot b reached) when nigerias elections wil reach dis level of americans *smh*
Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by Psylas(m): 9:25am On Nov 07, 2012
Redmosquito: a
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Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by Obere4u: 9:26am On Nov 07, 2012
(Sun news paper)
US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION
Romney : Election not free and fair
Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by Nobody: 9:28am On Nov 07, 2012
contactwale: Hurricane Obama: Obama defeated Romney in Landslide Victory (Daily Triumph)

I will challenge Obama victory- Romney (The Punch)

Violence, malpractices, arrest mar election as Ohio boils Again (The Guardian)

Ballot box stuffing reported in White house (The Nation)

Hoodlum kill four security agents in the riverine area (Premium News)

INEC rigged US election for Obama – George Bush (ThisDay)

Our victory is people’s rejection of evil Republican Party- Bill Clinton (Vanguard)

Romney loses own polling unit and ward (Daily Independent)

Republican will definitely win- Pastor Prophet Jeunkooku (National Mirror)

Soldiers, police occupy Washington streets as residents express fear (PM News)

Republican Senator arrested, released (Daily Trust)

Federation of White People attack Clinton for endorsing Obama (Leadership)

We’re gathering evidences for the Tribunal- Republican (Compass)

Electoral officers kidnapped in New Jersey suburb (Nigerian Tribune)

God told me I will win- Obama (Herald)

Stock Market Shut down for fear of attack (Business Day)

Obama wins….as Hillary Clinton warms up for 2016- (Daily Post)



Any other newspaper headline wey I no put?

Yes woo! u forget Sahara reporters!

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Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by azimibraun: 9:28am On Nov 07, 2012
On point... Naija cursed country. See CNN analyses of the election o! White voters, Black voters, 19-26yrs of age voters, Urban, surburban and county voters..

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Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by k00lxpert(m): 9:29am On Nov 07, 2012
looks interesting & real
Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by Teejayphillip(m): 9:30am On Nov 07, 2012
9ce write up @ OP... Americans did dia election without no international agency supervising dem,if nah our dearest country called NAIJA,we go don see international troops of batallion fallin n comin in... May God help us
Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by usher3176: 9:30am On Nov 07, 2012
I pray for transformation in Nigeria Politics

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Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by monkossy(m): 9:30am On Nov 07, 2012
LWKMD
Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by Nobody: 9:31am On Nov 07, 2012
"Obama Hijacks Presidential election"- Osun Defender.

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Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by BTT(m): 9:32am On Nov 07, 2012
So apt. Our country is just one funny silly old joke. Come 2015, we will still find these kind of headlines because of our corporate mental recession. Nothing changing: same old story retold by same jesters and same old characters. Only that the jesters are getting dementia and the characters are getting old.
Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by Nobody: 9:33am On Nov 07, 2012
I told Obama he will win-TB Joshua---Abuja herald
Riot in kafanchan over Romneys loss--Daily trust

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Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by Tunjman(m): 9:35am On Nov 07, 2012
LESSON FROM THE US ELECTIONS

1. PATRIOTISM: All Americans in front of the white house held/waved the American flag as soon as the result was announced. A guy displayed
placard with the inscription 'America is working'...The Nigerian flag would have been exchanged for either bunch of brooms or umbrella here and the inscription 'America is working' would have been 'Goodluck Shamed his enemies'

2.SPORTSMANSHIP: Mitt Romney nev
er waited for 24 hours before accepting defeat and congratulating Barack Obama neither did the republican party declare 'observing the outcome of the election before taking possible action'...Here, the loser would have gone to the tribunal before the result is declared and even when court uphold the election of the winner, no congratulatory message will be sent across.

3.RESPONSIBLE MEDIA: Throughout the election period, US based CNN, the BBC, Aljazeera, Fox News and all other notable media around the world were all pre-occupied reporting situation across America...Our Nigerian Television Authority (NTA) would rather televise the osun oshogbo festival or the Argungu fishing festival.

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Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by 190theclown: 9:36am On Nov 07, 2012
GEJ speaking : My Fellow Nigerians, after observing UR frenzy over the American Election, I have instructed NEPA to off ya light just 2remind U where U live

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Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by rabonni(m): 9:37am On Nov 07, 2012
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Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by Nobody: 9:37am On Nov 07, 2012
thumb up for Romney, character of a true leader
Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by Khayordhe: 9:38am On Nov 07, 2012
ALAROYE NEWSPAPER: ojoro ni eleyi ooo,mitt romney lo so be

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Re: How Nigerian Newspapers Would Have Reported US Elections by kenbee(f): 9:39am On Nov 07, 2012
There were report of ballot box snatching in states of Califonia, Atlanta & Alaska. (Daily Sun)


But honestly asking, Does this deserve Front Page?

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