BREAKING NEWS----TENSION IN THE U.S AS ROMNEY REJECTS ELECTION RESULTS
Latest report indicates growing tension in United State of America following the rejection of yesterday’s Presidential election results by Republican candidate Mitt Romney. States like Florida, Ohio, Massachusetts and Virginia are said to be boiling as all ballot boxes have been returned to New York for recounting.
So far, many deaths have been recorded while houses including the Empire State building have been set ablaze. Consequently, the Police, Army, SSS, Civil defence, and other security agencies including vigilante groups have been deployed to America to maintain peace.
Meanwhile, Prof. Attahiru Jega has been placed under house arrest and a tribunal headed by Justice Salami has been constituted to determine Romney’s petition, while Republicans like Gen. Buhari, Mallam El-Rufai, Tunde BAkare and Asiwaju Tinubu have been summoned to testify.
Stay tuned for further updates as they unfold.

na wa o. water don pass garri. abeg make una leave Tinubu alone o, he is still recovering from the Ondo election hangover.

SSS and Civil Defence kwa? What are they looking for in USA?

my major concern are they witnesses bundle on complainants I see them testifying falsehood and doom,even the judge justice Salami is not clean,plenty Wahala go dey for this tribunal oh...I just pray this is a dream

are they looking for people to control the crowd? am volunteering if free visa is guaranteed.

Seamah: BREAKING NEWS----TENSION IN THE U.S AS ROMNEY REJECTS ELECTION RESULTS
Latest report indicates growing tension in United State of America following the rejection of yesterday’s Presidential election results by Republican candidate Mitt Romney. States like Florida, Ohio, Massachusetts and Virginia are said to be boiling as all ballot boxes have been returned to New York for recounting.
So far, many deaths have been recorded while houses including the Empire State building have been set ablaze. Consequently, the Police, Army, SSS, Civil defence, and other security agencies including vigilante groups have been deployed to America to maintain peace.
Meanwhile, Prof. Attahiru Jega has been placed under house arrest and a tribunal headed by Justice Salami has been constituted to determine Romney’s petition, while Republicans like Gen. Buhari, Mallam El-Rufai, Tunde BAkare and Asiwaju Tinubu have been summoned to testify.
Stay tuned for further updates as they unfold.

Source?

This is just a true reflection of Nigeria's politicians like Buhari who promised to make an administration ungovernable if he doesn't win,with his cronies like El rufai who always disgraces himself on twitter and other social media platforms for a selfish course,TINUBU has colonies the south west with his Amala politics and Bakare a political Pastor,these are dangerous people who don't mean well for us..this may look as a joke but sincerely it's just a true picture of some our selfish politicians.

Latest reports has it that both Tupac and Osama Bin Laden were arrested about 2 hours ago for wrongful possession of BALLISTIC MISSILES.

I learnt GEJ is making plans to repatriate all Nigerians in USA. May God save us- Amen...

gulfer: Source?

You no dey watch news analysis?

touch_me_hard: You no dey watch news analysis?

As in Romney has filed in a petition contesting the election results

Tony Anenih and Bamanga Tukur drafted to white house to suggest different types of committee to set up to calm tension.

BIG LIE , rumor mongers

...and Obasanjo is dancing on his loot in central park...

One thing I truly despise on NL is the access of internet by jobless ediots like the original poster.

To be honest, i didn't know that real Press people follow this site. They've actually reported on this nairalander Seamah's thread.

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ndu_chucks: To be honest, i didn't know that real Press people follow this site. They've actually reported on this nairalander Seamah's thread.

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Liar, Romney conceded defeat before the counting was over.

ndu_chucks: To be honest, i didn't know that real Press people follow this site. They've actually reported on this nairalander Seamah's thread.

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lol OP is insanely hillarious.

*Ileke-IdI:
One thing I truly despise on NL is the access of internet by jobless ediots like the original poster.

You sound very angry and frustrated all the time. Are you sure you are a woman? Are you not tired of being alone? When are you gonna get married? Your mates are married with children.

In America, animals like you are called PSYCHEDELIC BIITCCHES and they mostly live in cage.

If it were Nigeria, this would have been the situation.... Just the way Buhari killed innocent youth corps members and southerners in the north because he lost an election.

lol @ phantom shitter

Elueme: If it were Nigeria, this would have been the situation.... Just the way Buhari killed innocent youth corps members and southerners in the north because he lost an election.

wow eleume dont you ever get tired of this lie? if Buhari killed innocent youth corpers and southerners and you have proof please take him to court or arrest him....


If thats the way you choose to reason that means GEJ and PDP must be charged for crimes against humanity because they havent fixed the federal roads and yet it has gulped billions of naira , they havent fixed hospitals, people have died but when theier wives are ill they send them to Germany, Eleume please stop this division of Nigerians and stop making southerners hate Buhari by painting him as a killer, because its a lie

America is indeed a developed country. Had it been the just concluded US election was done in Nigeria, it will turn to making the goverment of the winner ungovernable. I lov what Romney did by accepting defeat.

Buhari or no Buharri .....seamah you got my heart beating with this one lol reject election result at what time

Na satire. Abi una no go school?

If our politicians can imbibe the quality of accepting defeat when they r defeated instead of making violent statements and running to d court like Buhari did in the previous..Romney just accepted the result and wished Obama well, a very commendable gesture. Nig politicians letz make our electoral processes credible, the President is really trying in this regard, frm Edo and Ondo elections, which was applauded by every one including intl org, it isn't a do or die affair, letz always give peace a chance, and learn to work in harmony no matter the party u belong.

This thread is supposed to be in the jokes section