Jarus: Ensure your phone is fully charged so you can keep surfing NL.

I once kept myself busy with my phone surfing NL while I waited to be called in for an interview.

Bad habit there for an interviewee who had to wait for his/her turn to be called in for an interview .. Anyway it got you engaged during the waiting period,hope you land yourself the job sha..

U ought to be counting the floor ties.

ghettodreamz:

Bad habit there for an interviewee who had to wait for his/her turn to be called in for an interview .. Anyway it got you engaged during the waiting period,hope you land yourself the job sha..

I'm a very unconventional person actually, especially when I'm not so desperate for something. BTW, never flunked an interview. Tests, yes.

With my phone I doubt anywhere can be boring to me. I was surfing Nairaland with my BB on my groom's chair on my wedding day.

while waiting, start singing chorus as if u are about to open a church there and then, when the song disturbs him ,he will quickly come out and settle u, so that u go ur own way and he have rest of mind in his stupid way.

look for a coke cola bottle & spoon,start singing in ur mother tongue.

Kslib: Enter kitchen,put beans for fire.. Before the beans don,time go don go.. If you cook beans finish,the man no comot. Put yam for fire,if yam don and the man no comot. Then begin shout firr!! Fire!! Fire ohhh!!
Nobody go tell the man to come outside. When the man comot,tell am say you just dey pray against evil spirit using fire as the medium..

guy,u are just too funny!

Decapo: Sleep...dream...wake up....collect ur money and leave

Kslib: Enter kitchen,put beans for fire.. Before the beans don,time go don go.. If you cook beans finish,the man no comot. Put yam for fire,if yam don and the man no comot. Then begin shout firr!! Fire!! Fire ohhh!!
Nobody go tell the man to come outside. When the man comot,tell am say you just dey pray against evil spirit using fire as the medium..

hahahaha u gat my ribs cracking here man

pauloskyo: next time go inside his room,drag him outside,beat him very well and put ur hands inside his pocket collect ur money and leave.Then use ur hand and select eiher zone -9 umuahia or panti station

guy u harsh o

take ur f0ne, thr0w !T aga!nsT a waLL, make sure !T scaTTaz, den start t0 f!x !t bacK.

Dial his number until his battery starts crying, “ kpim kpim kpim“ ... Pikin wey no want him mama to sleep, that pikin no go sleep.

Jarus: Ensure your phone is fully charged so you can keep surfing NL.

I once kept myself busy with my phone surfing NL while I waited to be called in for an interview.

Did you pass the interview?

find am go inside mak u sidown wit am

Send a text message to him (pretend as if it was meant for a friend).Tell him how this useless man has kept you idle in the sitting room while he is enjoying his girlfriend; describe graphically the things you would like to do with his daughter or wife on bed.
You will get your money on time but I doubt if he would like to ever see you again.

You count A-Z till u feel sleepy. Nah wa o. U no fit thnk of something?

Get paper and a biro or pencil, write intentional, then begin to form two letter words like in, it, an etc then form three letter words like ten ant etc keep forming words until you can't form words again! If he is still busy think of another word!