tessy i nver knew iteun is dead my condolence poor tess

so how r u enjoyn window wood/hoood with ur small orphans

enough enjoyment for Tessy-mama (if really ituen is dead).

Goodnews for tessy ooooo, u ve got ur freedom back

waiting for ur vacancy post,

shes really gat hee freedom back

ryte now shes eyeing kronkay

its not easy to be a widow, but at least your free now, am happy for u tess, i mean it!

Una get liver oh

Women Women Women

men! men! men!

damn!

we men! we men! we men!

Guys, is it ture??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Guys' Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­
At last i have taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules"
From the female side.


Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note, these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!


1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1, Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as SEX, CARS, ,
or BASKETBALL.


1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

@zhivago

try read other posts before u post. . . . . .

@clem

no be me go put head for wetin ituen don touch . . . . . anything wey dat boi touch no dey come out good

na true talk be dat

coz if u touch am na sucide be dat

hhhnnnnnm i warn u

why r u talking alone

Lol i have to print this out.

do it!

Ryte now!

how can he?

does his computer have the "print" button?

no love, it doesn't have

nightnurse i like your extract,it seems you are too sexy.anytime you are online contact me on yahoo messenger through (kb4lvu2000), i'll b there for you.

there for where?

Life don tire you, abi?

Na d 2inch straw inbtw hn legs dey make am dey feel fly.

really 2 inch straw

That means he's just approaching puberty

lmao

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

Hw r u sweetie?

why sld d guys answer the #7. alsways ask ur girl wat she thinks after sex, u may get an answer like "u r getting worse each time we have sex, was thinking if i can cope with this"

why insist on telling us the treatment u get from ur girfriend?

i c, i guess we share d same experience then,
my apologies if i reminded u of the past. i didnt mean to

no harm intended but i can remember u confiding in me that period abt ur relationship

its so sad that 5 yrs after dat, u still bring the topic up

my sweetie i dey miss u die

honey me too

who know u

sweet heart, it not a poplarity contest, or is it how u do ur thing?
i c. u select men based on how popular they r.more grease to ur ,