Ok, just finished first part of my mb and deicided to rest and jonse a bit this weekend. So i was chatting with this girl (a distant friend of mine) and decided to ask her out on a date jokingly. Chat went like this (dont mind me o, i dont have much time, i dont sweet talk, i just go straight to what i want)
me: can we meet?
She: when?
Me: anytime you can
she: i'm always ready, when is it?
Me: either next week or later (cos i have a week's break before my exams resume till jan)
she: next week is too far, why not this week??
Me: this week ends today naa
she: ok, make it monday
me: hope you dont eat much
she: i dont eat food. I take only snacks and drinks
me: hmmmm
she: and chicken
me: (worried face)
she: and meat. I love meat
me: (scared face)
she: yes
me: (sick face)
she: what??
Me: what if i get you buns and mirinda?? (with a laugh smiley)
she: what??!!! Which kind of date is that one??
Live chat, Continues. . .

Me: But a date is not all about food naa, i just want to see you and talk with you
she: noooo. If you want to talk, we can chat here (online)
me: lol, the seeing part nko
she: you can view my profile pic
me: (hiss)
she: me?? (sad face)
Me: see as you came spoil this perfect date now
she: how can you buy me buns and miranda?? Mtcheeew
me: but the food is not the most important thing in a date naa
she: ok, ice cream and cake will be berra
me: but i cant afford it naaa (sad face)
she: nawa o, All this prospective docs can be very stingy. tufia kwa!

We are still chatting live. I will update as plot develops. Remember, i'm joking oo, but she doesnt know.

Wow, very nice. Funny post

Me: Ok, you can pay for the meal naa
she: i am not the one wanting to see you, besides. . . you are older (big lie!)
me: does it mata?? So you dont want to see me?
She: i do, i wanna see you, thats why i said next week is far
me: sooo, why insistent and picky on the food naa?
She: i didnt say food. . . I said snack; . . The last time i checked . . . Cake and icecream was snack and is still snack
me: i know, but that doesnt make them less costly naa

4 a guy to open a thread to complain about buying of snacks,that means there is unprecedented level of proverty in dis country.

luvmijeje: 4 a guy to open a thread and complain about buying of snacks,that means there is unprecedented level of proverty in dis country.

if snacks are so cheap by em yourself

pleep: if snacks are so cheap by em yourself

luvmijeje: 4 a guy to open a thread and complain about buying of snacks,that means there is unprecedented level of proverty in dis country.

Food Monger

.....but wait o,what is even wrong with some nigerian girls sef and their 'fast food' mentality?Can't we just drink soda or water,and still enjoy the date?

how old are the protagonists in this live chat? 17?

datz why some get laid cheaply.
So snacks n colored drinks;
n some snapshots inside a fastfood centre;
n some colorful n fancy takeaway nylon;
n she's off to your room;
n chillin on ur bed;
n..... What were u thinking? Yeah, that's jst it.

tonyfrenzy: datz why some get laid cheaply.
So snacks n colored drinks;
n some snapshots inside a fastfood centre;
n some colorful n fancy takeaway nylon;
n she's off to your room;
n chillin on ur bed;
n..... What were u thinking? Yeah, that's jst it.

thats just it o my brother, n u end ur furking her with less than 1k...hunger no good o!!!

LOL at prospective doctors can be really stingy

davidylan: how old are the protagonists in this live chat? 17?

because my aim was to see and talk with her and not sex??
Lol, not every guy is sex crazy.

hornipipe: LOL at prospective doctors can be really stingy

what's funny, na true??

Flashaldrin:
what's funny, na true??

its not true, prospective doctors are in fact very generous.

luvmijeje: 4 a guy to open a thread to complain about buying of snacks,that means there is unprecedented level of proverty in dis country.

[size=15pt]MUST A GUY ALWAYS BE THE ONE TO PAY FOR EVERYTHING...? THAT'S WHY YOU FOLKS ARE HARDLY RESPECTED MSCHEWWW[/size]

Flashaldrin:
because my aim was to see and talk with her and not sex??
Lol, not every guy is sex crazy.

ABI OOO. na everything be sex?

Flashaldrin:
because my aim was to see and talk with her and not sex??
Lol, not every guy is sex crazy.

That is the problem. If all i wanted from a girl was sex i wouldn't have any problem buying stuff for her. She would be like a LovePeddler to me, just buy her and go. But if its someone i really just want to connect with... (no intimacy) paying for everything is not as cool. If your spending money but not getting anything 'tangible' in return u are being used.

pleep: That is the problem. If all i wanted from a girl was sex i wouldn't have any problem buying stuff for her. She would be like a LovePeddler to me, just buy her and go. But if its someone i really just want to connect with... (no intimacy) paying for everything is not as cool. If your spending money but not getting anything 'tangible' in return u are being used.

Badt Guy. Anyway, there is nothing wrong in buying stuff for a lady it just what they will take you for after you buy them that is the problem.

i have no problem buying stuff for people as long as its not once sided.

pleep: i have no problem buying stuff for people as long as its not once sided.

Yeah... for instance, there is a girl that asked me to fix her phone. I felt reluctant to do so for fear of being tagged as a mugu or maga. I would have done it without hesitation if not for the way naija girls behave.

2sexy: Yeah... for instance, there is a girl that asked me to fix her phone. I felt reluctant to do so for fear of being tagged as a mugu or maga. I would have done it without hesitation if not for the way naija girls behave.

fix, as in repair?? If you can do it there's nothing there naa. . .

Flashaldrin:
fix, as in repair?? If you can do it there's nothing there naa. . .

repair. doing it is not a problem but being tagged as a mugu is the problem because I see that as a way to gauge me. Besides, we never see na just phone things.

She doesn't eat food. Just snacks...and drinks...and MEAT...and CHICKEN!!!

Umu-nwanyi, uburu azu-fridge!

kay9: She doesn't eat food. Just snacks...and drinks...and MEAT...and CHICKEN!!!

Umu-nwanyi, uburu azu-fridge!

Umu-woke, uburu ewu awusa

^^

Azu-fridge: I wan shop shicken...
Ewu awusa: Bebee, m'botu why? Oya waitu smallu, my container is coming on de high sea!

OYINBOGOJU:

Food Monger

Seconded! U can't miss them in a croud. Always looking for magas to devour. But when u are too smart for them, then, u are stingy. Lol.

Agassa: .....but wait o,what is even wrong with some nigerian girls sef and their 'fast food' mentality?Can't we just drink soda or water,and still enjoy the date?

Water ke? They will never tk that. Have u ever seen thieves walk away from what they can steal?

tpacalipse: Water ke? They will never tk that. Have u ever seen thieves walk away from what they can steal?

lwkmd! Hmmm...

These comments are hilarious! Lwkm @container is on the high sea!