Abujafood: Is it only pillows! What about buying expired gala or lacasera or buying books with many blank pages in between in Lagos Traffic! You have to SHINE your EYES whenever you buy anything in traffic! Lagos na real Wa!

Wayo full for Lagos. Why

Op, do you have a picture of the aboki man so we can initiate his arrest in a dump-folded manner

paris10:

Sorry to hear to that, but do you really have to say "my hard earned cash?". Believe me or not, pride, haughtiness, arrogance, conceit, glory, all go before a fall.

Be thankful, humble, and nice to people. Let people commend your effort and hard work.

And what is wrong about one saying his hard earned cash? Did you work it out for him? What is the pride about it? Holier than thou... @OP take heart.

lagerwhenindoubt: that goes for bottled water tooo. i don't know how they do it. it is nice and cold but i got a rude shock one day when I drank half way and saw a piece of eye lash

how ar u sure it's eye lash nd nt pubic hair?

A beg make una support our local products, without dis how will our economy grow?

Awoof dey turn belle

lagerwhenindoubt: that goes for bottled water tooo. i don't know how they do it. it is nice and cold but i got a rude shock one day when I drank half way and saw a piece of eye lash

Chai, EKO NI BA JE LAI LAI.

Lmfao...oh, oh oh man this thread is damn funny. Can't stop laughing. At least the aboki should have washed the fillings na haba.

The first image look like something entirely different from pillow..more like pu*sy

[quote author=Elmos]That you bought your in slow traffic situation does not indicate it only happen in the such situation alone. I did experienced same foul smelling pillow that I did buy from a mattress store in Ikotun Egbe when I had my first son about fourteen years ago. Initially, I did not know where the odour was coming from until I isolated everything around it, when I did discovered it, I ripped it open and yours sincerely, what I saw was an eye sore,I did tried to return it to the place I initially bought it from but could not for I time contingencies, I nevertheless learn that those old mattress that our brother from the north do go around our communities are what they normally cut into pieces and pack in a neat and clean clothing and re-sold for new pillow. Please next time you want to buy such thing make sure you put you olfactory lobe into action
wat if wen u use ur nose nd e come smell lyk ammonium sulphide,no b die?

Elmos: That you bought your in slow traffic situation does not indicate it only happen in the such situation alone. I did experience same foul smelling pillow that I did buy from a mattress store in Ikotun Egbe when I had my first son about fourteen years ago. Initially, I did not know where the odour was coming from until I isolated everything around it, when I did discover it, I ripped it open and yours sincerely, what I saw was an eye sore,I did try to return it to the place I initially bought it from but could not for I time contingencies, I nevertheless learn that those old mattress that our brother from the north do go around our communities are what they normally cut into pieces and pack in a neat and clean clothing and re-sold for new pillow. Please next time you want to buy such thing make sure you put you olfactory lobe into action.

The packaging and labeling (HONEYMOON PILLOW HP) was superb, honestly, i mistook it for a standard factory made pillow. You could see the shock in my eyes when i cut it open.

Chimexis: nigerians nid 2 learn 2 b patient in the art of making money

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Chimexis: nigerians nid 2 learn 2 b patient in the art of making money

who u come d advice,op abi d aboki wey no know wetin dem d call nairaland?

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1forall: Thanks for the warning OP, I promise never to buy pillows in traffic lest I get dump-folded too

Hahahaha

Just thank ur God that it is not BOMB!!! That is inside...

All those who have laughed and are still laughing at "dump-folded" now start laughing at yourselves.
Look at that cohesive write up and impressive grammar and tell me the OP didn't intentionally write it, even put in bold. He thinks his pillow was dump-picked and folded for him. Shallow people

I thought it was something terrible when i saw the title.. Mitcheeww just wasted my hard earned kilobyte

Y u no manage sleep ur head on top 4 just a night, let c weather rat, lizard, hen, goat and such like no go pursue 4 dreams.

Nwa oguta: A beg make una support our local products, without dis how will our economy grow?

local product indeed

watz d fuss abt buying pillow in traffic? I bought one in traffic at night from an aboki man and itz ok other than d pillow is almost as flat as tray after using it for few wks.

Dump-folded? LWKM. I'll take it u made a mistake.

noted

omo bros!!! All na hustlin o!!!

Eni to n wa ifa n wa ofo ; person wey dey look for cheap things should be ready for worst........

@pretty:
Dump-folded? LWKM. I'll take it u made a mistake.

He didn't make a mistake. I just found the word dump-folded in the dictionary.

DUMP-FOLDED: to take foams out of a DUMP and FOLD them into a pillow. E.g: The pillow the op bought from the aboki was dump-folded.

Warlord3000:

Dump-folded was an intentional word he coined and I don't think its a mistake.. So U̶̲̥̅̊ should correct urself..

Dump- as in dustbin trash: folded- as in packed in a pillow style for him..

So he has been dump-folded.. Lol

Don't mind that "over sabi" that can't identify a simple play on words.

cyril83: Awuf dey turn belle...na wetin u want u get, pillow from aboki for that matter...u no know say aboki no get life

lol

paris10:

Sorry to hear to that, but do you really have to say "my hard earned cash?". Believe me or not, pride, haughtiness, arrogance, conceit, glory, all go before a fall.

Be thankful, humble, and nice to people. Let people commend your effort and hard work.

And since when is the phrase "HARD EARNED CASH" now termed as arrogance?? (EVERYONE around the world uses that phrase)because last time I checked money does not grow from trees..
Don't you work hard for your money? Smh .. The reasoning of some folks..

Na so e be 4gidi now.
Buy one get nothin free