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Pre new-year day Bar-joint...(from The Office Of The Projan Social Director...) by Xymc1(m): 4:42pm On Dec 24, 2012 |
Welcome my fellow nairalanders to the grand opening of the Xmas eve Bar. . . *applause as Bunmioguns cuts the ribbon* Yes this bar is open to both projan members and other cult groups on Nairaland. Here u can order any sort of delicacy u want be it Eba,kaikai,pomo,rice n stew,frog meat,toad soup,every every. Our bartenders are Larride,Valiantvaliant,dopejemi & Mr Akpors. The chef is our 1 & only Binbagbo... The waitresses are booqee,prettiebony,switchicgurl. . . Our DJ is Lagusta,please dnt hesitate to fill the dance floor,cause al sorts of dances are permitted etighi,kukere,alingo,alanta etc. I am ur honorable Host,Xymc. . . Thankyou *applause* Note; this bar is open until further notice i.e after new year. . . Please don't hesitate to order and enjoy your meal as we celebrate the birth of our Lord Jesus christ. . . Don't peek in and go leave something even if you won't order... Peace (starts dancing kukere as the DJ hits it) oh yeah!!!!! |
Re: Pre new-year day Bar-joint...(from The Office Of The Projan Social Director...) by BIGVAJINA(f): 4:52pm On Dec 24, 2012 |
i can offer my _ for free |
Re: Pre new-year day Bar-joint...(from The Office Of The Projan Social Director...) by bunmioguns(m): 4:53pm On Dec 24, 2012 |
*enters d bar, flanks by his two wives* abeg barman, give everybody here two lizard head each with alomo bitters
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Re: Pre new-year day Bar-joint...(from The Office Of The Projan Social Director...) by bunmioguns(m): 4:54pm On Dec 24, 2012 |
BIGVAJINA: i can offer my _ for free abeg carry ur sth go Jackpot bar, we no need am here |
Re: Pre new-year day Bar-joint...(from The Office Of The Projan Social Director...) by BIGVAJINA(f): 5:07pm On Dec 24, 2012 |
bunmioguns: i just dey market my goods |
Re: Pre new-year day Bar-joint...(from The Office Of The Projan Social Director...) by bunmioguns(m): 5:10pm On Dec 24, 2012 |
BIGVAJINA: i bet you, nobody will patronize you here *inserts his finger in his mouth and lifts it up to d sky*. . . . . . |
Re: Pre new-year day Bar-joint...(from The Office Of The Projan Social Director...) by slimchi2k2(m): 5:44pm On Dec 24, 2012 |
what is going on,bunmioguns and Xymc can i get red oil here |
Re: Pre new-year day Bar-joint...(from The Office Of The Projan Social Director...) by bunmioguns(m): 6:08pm On Dec 24, 2012 |
slimchi2k2: what is going on,bunmioguns and Xymc can i get red oil here ha, red oil kẹ, *speaks quietly in his ear* u wan do sacrifice?
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Re: Pre new-year day Bar-joint...(from The Office Of The Projan Social Director...) by slimchi2k2(m): 6:25pm On Dec 24, 2012 |
bunmioguns:nooooooooooo i wanna fry garri with red old,i hope u we join me |
Re: Pre new-year day Bar-joint...(from The Office Of The Projan Social Director...) by bunmioguns(m): 6:27pm On Dec 24, 2012 |
slimchi2k2: i nvr taste am before oo, shey e go sweet |
Re: Pre new-year day Bar-joint...(from The Office Of The Projan Social Director...) by slimchi2k2(m): 6:55pm On Dec 24, 2012 |
bunmioguns: can i get prepared one here |
Re: Pre new-year day Bar-joint...(from The Office Of The Projan Social Director...) by hottprince: 7:03pm On Dec 24, 2012 |
*enters majestically* d PRINCE is here... *settles in a booth with 16 girlfriends* *clears throath* First of all DJ play Kerewa for me; Barman fill my table wit angel champagnes, nuvos, moets n one 50 lr keg of palm wine.And serve everyone here on me, a bowl of cochroach peppersoup and n 2 bottles of fever herb each... *speaks into d mc's ear* paddy mi, I trust dt u v rooms filled wit strippers fr vip customers, nw take me dere jare |
Re: Pre new-year day Bar-joint...(from The Office Of The Projan Social Director...) by bunmioguns(m): 7:05pm On Dec 24, 2012 |
hottprince: *enters majestically* *pours water on his body* u r drunk, go home |
Re: Pre new-year day Bar-joint...(from The Office Of The Projan Social Director...) by slimchi2k2(m): 7:42pm On Dec 24, 2012 |
bunmioguns:just wonderly how can PERSON be drunk by now this bar start from 4.42, bunmi i heard u said drunk 7.05(are we save in this bar?)where is BIN |
Re: Pre new-year day Bar-joint...(from The Office Of The Projan Social Director...) by bunmioguns(m): 8:34am On Dec 25, 2012 |
slimchi2k2: u r 100 percent safe bro. . . . . Wondering where the owner of this is |
Re: Pre new-year day Bar-joint...(from The Office Of The Projan Social Director...) by ritalewisky: 9:30am On Dec 25, 2012 |
BIGVAJINA: i can offer my _ for freeOffer waat? |
Re: Pre new-year day Bar-joint...(from The Office Of The Projan Social Director...) by Valiantvaliant(m): 12:00pm On Dec 25, 2012 |
rita lewisky:erm . . .services |
Re: Pre new-year day Bar-joint...(from The Office Of The Projan Social Director...) by Xymc1(m): 12:05pm On Dec 25, 2012 |
bunmioguns: *coming out 4rm 1 of the private rooms* i dey i dey,*motions to Switchicgurl to hurry out of the room before any1 sees us* . . I was just ermm emm ehem ermmm ermm in the office,signin some documents.. Bar man serve every1 here with two plates of goat eyes each & 4 kegs of palm wine on every table. . . DJ play me that söng calld etighi mek we shack *starts adjustin my belt & zipper* hail me na. . . |
Re: Pre new-year day Bar-joint...(from The Office Of The Projan Social Director...) by bunmioguns(m): 5:53pm On Dec 25, 2012 |
Xymc...: switchic whattttt!!!!!!! *starts running home shouting* Mogbe oooooo |
Re: Pre new-year day Bar-joint...(from The Office Of The Projan Social Director...) by Xymc1(m): 3:12pm On Dec 26, 2012 |
bunmioguns:Ah'ahn no be like that na my presido,we can settle this amicably *pulls him 2 a corner & gives him 500naira* |
Re: Pre new-year day Bar-joint...(from The Office Of The Projan Social Director...) by bunmioguns(m): 5:03pm On Dec 26, 2012 |
Xymc...: hmmmm...u will nvr understand my social director...are u on whatsapp? |
Re: Pre new-year day Bar-joint...(from The Office Of The Projan Social Director...) by Xymc1(m): 10:23pm On Dec 26, 2012 |
bunmioguns:Nah,am not... Cus i don't know where to download the phone version from,the only 1 i got was about 5mb |
Re: Pre new-year day Bar-joint...(from The Office Of The Projan Social Director...) by Valiantvaliant(m): 10:56pm On Dec 26, 2012 |
Xymc...: |
Re: Pre new-year day Bar-joint...(from The Office Of The Projan Social Director...) by Xymc1(m): 11:01pm On Dec 26, 2012 |
Valiantvaliant: |
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