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True Story Of JESUS' BIRTH by Sirniyeh(m): 7:48pm On Dec 26, 2012
This is the true story of how marry got married. Joseph was a potential carpenter, a professional with which he was reknown all over the community. Then, Marry's father employed Joseph for work. He worked for hours and got tired. On setting his eyes on little marry as she came out, he begged for water. When she was to offer the water, she showed deep sign of respect that thrilled Joseph. Later, he approached marry's father to show interest in marrying marry and the father granted the consent. That was when Marry was 25yrs. A month later they did family introduction in the month of december. Their tradition then was to take away your wife after introduction and dowry paid. Joseph paid 30shekels as dowry. Three months later, joseph had a dream that his wife marry was pregnant and that the child will be great. He woke up and alerted marry for the goodnews. They rejoiced that their intercoursssse had been fruitful. In month of Oct 25, Marry delivered a boy on their way for censor. On the eighth day for christening, different people gathered to present gifts, as this was their tradition. Pharioh's representative also presented gift. Three strange visitors who were not citizens of the land also present to offer gift but their gifts were unique and different from others. The strange visitors admonished the parent to take good care of the baby for a great future ahead of him. He will be reknowned more than the king on the throne...said the visitors. This was what pharioh's rep heard that he reported to the king, and this marked the genesis of hatred against the baby by pharioh. When jesus grew up, at age 23 he was proposed by Marry's coursin but turned down the offer..........to be continued later
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the original book of Uretha. You can download it online.
Re: True Story Of JESUS' BIRTH by advocate666: 8:32pm On Dec 26, 2012
so where was the rappist holy ghost?
Re: True Story Of JESUS' BIRTH by Ayomivic(m): 12:34pm On Dec 27, 2012
Sirniyeh: This is the true story of how marry got married. Joseph was a potential carpenter, a professional with which he was reknown all over the community. Then, Marry's father employed Joseph for work. He worked for hours and got tired. On setting his eyes on little marry as she came out, he begged for water. When she was to offer the water, she showed deep sign of respect that thrilled Joseph. Later, he approached marry's father to show interest in marrying marry and the father granted the consent. That was when Marry was 25yrs. A month later they did family introduction in the month of december. Their tradition then was to take away your wife after introduction and dowry paid. Joseph paid 30shekels as dowry. Three months later, joseph had a dream that his wife marry was pregnant and that the child will be great. He woke up and alerted marry for the goodnews. They rejoiced that their intercoursssse had been fruitful. In month of Oct 25, Marry delivered a boy on their way for censor. On the eighth day for christening, different people gathered to present gifts, as this was their tradition. Pharioh's representative also presented gift. Three strange visitors who were not citizens of the land also present to offer gift but their gifts were unique and different from others. The strange visitors admonished the parent to take good care of the baby for a great future ahead of him. He will be reknowned more than the king on the throne...said the visitors. This was what pharioh's rep heard that he reported to the king, and this marked the genesis of hatred against the baby by pharioh. When jesus grew up, at age 23 he was proposed by Marry's coursin but turned down the offer..........to be continued later
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the original book of Uretha. You can download it online.
was he born in Egypt ?
Re: True Story Of JESUS' BIRTH by Sirniyeh(m): 7:14pm On Dec 27, 2012
Jesus was born in Africa. Egypt then was just a small clan. Egypt was a popular community, it served as the central to all other villages. So, Jesus was not born in Egypt precisely, but in the nearby village. He was brought to egypt for christening. Joseph himself was a popular professional carpenter, whose expertise in carpentary caused his name ringing the bell. All nearby villages knew joseph, so hearing that he was to do christening at the central attracted crowds. It was after the christening that Pharaoh ordered Joseph to leave the community or loose the new born baby. This threat was what led to Joseph mingling with the jews
Re: True Story Of JESUS' BIRTH by AtheistD(m): 7:23pm On Dec 27, 2012
Sirniyeh: Three months later, joseph had a dream that his wife marry was pregnant and that the child will be great. He woke up and alerted marry for the goodnews.

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